英語幽默教程匯總和更新

1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌＞?) 答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因?yàn)樗麄儎傔^了長長的三月。March 三月;行軍) 2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什 [查看全文]

He Needs Treatment Again As a doctor is examining a patient, his nurse bursts in and says, "Excuse me, but that man you just treated walked... [查看全文]

1. What will you break once you say it? (什么東西一說出來就打破？) 　　Silence. (沉默) 　　2. Will liars be honest after they die? (騙... [查看全文]

幽默的方法很多，一句話的幽默，你能辨析出來么？ 　　1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural cause... [查看全文]

日本和尚rap念經(jīng)跳踢踏 　　本月底，有400年歷史的日本古剎經(jīng)王寺將在住持互井觀章的帶領(lǐng)下舉辦首屆踢踏舞表演，此次演出將由專業(yè)舞者配合住持的經(jīng)文說唱進(jìn)行。被譽(yù)為“快樂... [查看全文]

1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? 1.Because it makes fat fact! 2.Why is the letter E so important? 2.Because it’s the begini... [查看全文]

們似乎對“最”字打頭的記錄都特別感冒，什么都要爭個(gè)全球第一、全世界第一。不過這類活動真所謂過猶不及，小編就為你搜羅了幾個(gè)很冷的“最記錄”，包括最大雞蛋、最大壽司卷... [查看全文]

1.The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list。 　　在這個(gè)世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是傷害你，但是這件事仍在我的考慮之... [查看全文]

幽默的方法很多，一句話的幽默，你能辨析出來么？ 　　1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural cause... [查看全文]

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars ... [查看全文]