英語(yǔ)幽默教程匯總和更新

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director ..., "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized... [查看全文]

The Mean Man's Party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he sai... [查看全文]

A Very Nice Young Man A gentleman and a lady were talking in an omnibus: "Have you got any children, Madam?" "Yes, Sir I have one boy." "Is... [查看全文]

The Broom-Seller and the Barber A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of his brooms, and, ... [查看全文]

Who is disgusting First: "My neighbor is very disgusting, who moved here recently, he rang the bell of my house with a rush late at night.... [查看全文]

Real Laziness A young farmer who went to look after his father's men in the time of hay-harvest, found some of the mowers asleep, when the... [查看全文]

Placing Stamps on a Letter A lady employed a maid-servant being very stupid. She asked her to send a letter, saying: "Go posting this l... [查看全文]

Licking dog Two old men were sitting on a porch with a hound dog between them. The dog had its leg hiked up and was licking itself. One ... [查看全文]

Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party. Mary: Why was that? Mike: She wasn't wearing one. ... [查看全文]

I was the foreman Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job. "Why did the foreman fire you?" the friend asked in surprise. "... [查看全文]