英語幽默教程匯總和更新

Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?" 律師：“現(xiàn)在你被開釋了，你能告訴我真相嗎？你真... [查看全文]

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. 孩子們?cè)谔熘鹘虒W(xué)校的自助食堂中排隊(duì)打午飯。 At the head of ... [查看全文]

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much... [查看全文]

When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 ... [查看全文]

　　No Cavities 　　A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. 　　His mom stared at him wi... [查看全文]

　　I'm not having it all cut off 　　Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against... [查看全文]

One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I too... [查看全文]

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing... [查看全文]

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and ... [查看全文]

　　When a Tiger comes 　　Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them... [查看全文]