國外網(wǎng)紅的逗比金句，負(fù)能量滿滿卻忍不住哈哈哈哈

推特上有個(gè)段子手叫 Pakalu Papito

每次發(fā)的狀態(tài)都是負(fù)能量爆棚……

來欣賞下他與眾不同的毒雞湯，

開啟元?dú)鉂M滿的一天。

1

Later is the best time to do anything.千里之行，始于明天。

2

If your crush isn't me then sorry you're wrong.如果你喜歡的不是我。不好意思，那是你的問題。

3

I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you.真希望我是只貓。越胖越招人喜歡。

4

If you see me smiling in public it means I'm laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head.如果你看見我在公眾場合露出微笑，那是因?yàn)槲冶蛔约涸谀X袋里講的笑話逗樂了。

5

Calling me ugly isn t even an insult because I know already.說我丑根本算不上羞辱，因?yàn)槲以缇椭懒恕?/p>

6

Things that give me anxiety: everything.讓我焦慮的事情有：任何事。

7

I need to clean my room but whats the point we all die anyway.我是該打掃房間了，但又有啥意義，反正我們都會(huì)死。

8

Things I'm bad at: singing;

Things I do a lot: sing.

我不擅長的事：唱歌;我經(jīng)常做的事：唱歌。

9

The thicker your thighs are the more snacks you can lay on your lap.腿越粗，膝蓋上能放的零食越多。

10

Sorry mom I can't go outside. I'm ugly.抱歉媽媽，我不能出門。因?yàn)槲页蟆?/p>