朋友圈最暖心的毒舌，總有一款戳中你的心！

下面的“毒舌”，

總有一款能打動(dòng)你的心~

1

“My prince is not coming on a white horse. He’s obviously riding a turtle somewhere really confused...”

“我的王子并沒(méi)有騎著白馬向我走來(lái)，很顯然他正在哪兒騎著烏龜困惑不已……”

2

“Dear Bestfriend, please stay in my life forever because you’re one of the best things to ever happen to me.”

“親愛(ài)的好朋友，請(qǐng)永遠(yuǎn)待在我的生命里，因?yàn)槟闶俏矣龅降淖蠲篮玫氖虑橹弧?rdquo;

3

“Can I borrow a hug please? I promise!! I’ll give u it back!!”

“我能借個(gè)擁抱嗎?我保證我會(huì)還給你的!!”

4

“ Never go to bed angry… Stay awake and plot revenge.”

“不要帶著怒氣上床睡覺(jué)……保持清醒計(jì)劃復(fù)仇。”

5

“ I was put on this earth to do two things. Piss people off and make people smile. Which lucky one are you?.”

“我來(lái)到世界上有兩個(gè)任務(wù)。讓別人憤怒和讓別人開(kāi)心，你屬于哪一類呢?”|

6

“My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.”

“我的錢包像洋蔥一樣。當(dāng)我打開(kāi)它時(shí)，它會(huì)讓我哭泣。”

7

“I don’t easily trust someone so when I tell you ‘I trust you.’ Don’t make me regret it.”

“我并不輕易相信別人，所以當(dāng)我跟你說(shuō)‘我相信你’時(shí)，別讓我后悔。”

8

“I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving!.”

“我度過(guò)了沒(méi)有用椅子砸別人的一天。我想說(shuō)我的社交技能正在提高!”

9

“Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once.”

“有時(shí)我希望自己是一只章魚(yú)，這樣我就能同時(shí)扇八個(gè)人了。”

10

“Be happy in front of people who don’t like you, ‘it kills them’.”

“在不喜歡的人面前開(kāi)心，‘這會(huì)讓他們痛不欲生’。”

11

“Two mysterious people live in my house. Somebody & nobody. Somebody did it and nobody knows who.”

“兩個(gè)神秘人住在我的房子里。某人&沒(méi)人。某人做的，沒(méi)人知道是誰(shuí)。”

有沒(méi)有哪一句戳中了你呢?

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