擺盤吐槽：連槽都給我準(zhǔn)備好了就不能給個盤子嗎？

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Why use a clothesline when you can just use a plate?

明明有盤子為什么要用晾衣繩?

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Why use an iPad with an image of a plate when you can just use a plate?

明明有盤子為什么要用放著盤子圖片的ipad?

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Why use a toilet when you can just use a plate?

明明有盤子為什么要用馬桶?

Julie Vis@JulieVis

Okay it’s been almost 6 months I think I’m ready to talk about it....I was served food on (in?) a...urinal??? In Cuba

嗯，事情過去六個月了，我想已經(jīng)可以開口提這個事兒了...我點的餐，居然放在一個小便器里???在古巴

10:15 AM - Jan 7, 2018

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Why use a shoe made of gelatin when you can just use a plate?

明明有盤子為什么要用明膠做的鞋?

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Why use a twig in a rock with a hole drilled in it when you can just use a plate?

明明有盤子為什么要用樹枝插在一個石頭孔里?

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Why use a magnetically levitating pillow when you can just use a plate?

明明有盤子為什么要用磁懸浮枕頭?

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Why use a sandbox when you can just use a plate?

明明有盤子為什么要用沙盒?

8

Why use this thing that looks like a hoverboard when you can just use a plate?

明明有盤子為什么要用這個看起來像平衡車的東西?

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Why use a glass chalice when you can just use a plate?

明明有盤子為什么要用玻璃酒杯?

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Why use a bookshelf when you can just use a plate?

明明有盤子為什么要用書架?

11

Why use a crushed beer can on a dirty ashtray when you can just use a plate?

明明有盤子為什么用放在臟煙灰上的爛啤酒罐?

12

Why use a log when you can just use a plate?

明明有盤子為什么要用木頭?

13

Why use a tiny golden chair when you can just use a plate?

明明有盤子為什么要用一個迷你金椅子?

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Why use this giraffe statuette when you can just use a plate?

明明有盤子為什么要用一個長頸鹿雕像呢?

15

Why use a toolbox when you can just use a plate?

明明有盤子為什么要用一個工具盒呢?

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Why use a metal hook when you can just use a plate?

明明有盤子為什么要用一個金屬掛鉤呢?

17

Why use an iron when you can just use a plate?

明明有盤子為什么要用一塊鐵呢?

18

Why use a sink when you can just use a plate?

明明有盤子為什么要用水槽呢?

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Why use a mousetrap on a plate when you could've just used the plate?

為什么要用放在盤子上的捕鼠器而不能就用個盤子嗎?

20

Why use a shovel when you can just use a plate?

明明有盤子為什么要用鐵鏟呢?

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And finally, why use nothing when you can just use a plate?

最后!明明有盤子為什么你就是啥也不用呢?