英文冷笑話漫畫，不笑算我輸！

All my plans for the future start with "When I get rich".

對(duì)于未來(lái)的所有打算都是從“什么時(shí)候脫貧”開始

Smile and let the whole world wonder why.

別人笑我太瘋癲，我笑別人看不穿。

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 73 of them.

有99個(gè)難題，錢至少可以解決掉73個(gè)。

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it. (cell與sell 同音; 前者在這里指“蜂巢”，后者為“售賣”)

蜜蜂如何處理自己的蜂蜜?

儲(chǔ)存在蜂巢里。

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9.

為什么6怕7?

因?yàn)?，8， 9。(“8”的發(fā)音與"ate"一致;"ate"是“吃”的過(guò)去式)

Pros and cons of making food

Pros: food

Cons: making

烹飪美食的好處和壞處

好處：美食

壞處：烹飪

etc= end of thinking capacity

諸如此類=想不出來(lái)

I love days when my only problem is tea or coffee.

我希望我的生活只存在一個(gè)難題：喝茶還是喝咖啡。

Happy has five letters.

Pizza has five letters.

There is no coincidence.

“幸福”有五個(gè)字母。

“披薩”也有五個(gè)字母。

這絕不是巧合。

Take my advice.

I don't use it anyway.

采取我的建議吧。反正我也不用。