這組又萌又壞的漫畫，火遍了外國朋友圈！

Best way to shut a girl up—KISS.

讓一個(gè)女人閉嘴的最好方式是啥?

憋說話!吻她!

They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck.

人們總是說，對(duì)的那個(gè)人一定回來，我覺得我的那個(gè)他在來的路上，一定是被卡車撞死了。

I’ve never been in love but I imagine it’s similar to the feeling you get when you see you waiter arriving with your food.

我還沒有愛過，但我覺得應(yīng)該跟看到服務(wù)員端來自己最喜歡的菜時(shí)那種心情差不多吧。

I’m so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.

我為我餓的時(shí)候說的所有話誠摯道歉。

You know when a person so hot you just wanna shake their mother’s hand and say well done.

當(dāng)你看到一個(gè)超正的帥哥的時(shí)候，真的特別想跟他麻麻激情握手跟她說干得好有木有!

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

我太喜歡結(jié)婚了。能找到那個(gè)用余生來氣他折騰他的人簡(jiǎn)直棒呆~

Relationship status:

Single

In a relationship

Married

Engaged

Divorced

Waiting for a miracle

感情狀況：

單身

戀愛中

已婚

訂婚

離婚

老紙?jiān)诘纫粋€(gè)奇跡啊啊啊啊啊

If a woman is upset, hold her hand and tell her how beautiful she is. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.

如果一個(gè)女人不開心，抱住她，贊美她有多美。

如果她開始嚎叫，撤退到安全距離，向她扔巧克力。

What I do when I like somebody: 1%- Talk to them. 99%- Stare.

喜歡一個(gè)人的時(shí)候我都在干啥：

1%——跟他說話

99%——看他

A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early.

女王從來都不會(huì)遲到。

是其他人來早了而已。

No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my girlfriend lives in the FUTURE.

不不不，我不是單身狗，我只不過是在談一場(chǎng)異地戀，我的女朋友住在未來。

Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

在嫁給一個(gè)人之前你一定要先考驗(yàn)一下他，給他一臺(tái)網(wǎng)速爆慢的電腦看他到底是怎樣的人。(相信小編，很準(zhǔn)的。絕對(duì)原形畢露~)
 

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