毒雞湯：2017最喪的25句話，看完喪到不能自已!

不知從什么時候開始，全國人都不喝雞湯了，全都一轉(zhuǎn)身喜歡上了破罐子破摔。這也不難理解啦，人生已經(jīng)如此多堅，有些事還是早點(diǎn)明白比較好。下面這25個“喪”句子送給大家，祝大家喪得精致!

1. 你無法用錢買到幸福

因?yàn)槟銢]有錢

You can't buy happiness with money,

Because you don't have money.
 

2. 男女之間一定有純真的友誼

因?yàn)槊恳粋€認(rèn)識我的女生

都說最多只能跟我做朋友

There has to be real friendship between boys and girls.

Because every girl I know told me that

we could only be friends.

3. 你無法叫醒一個不回你消息的人

但是紅包可以

You can't wake up someone

who doesn't want to text you back.

But money can.
 

4. 比一個人吃火鍋更寂寞的是

一個人沒有錢吃火鍋

What makes one even lonelier than having chafingdish alone?

That you can't even afford the chafingdish.

5. 你不努力一下

怎么知道什么叫絕望呢?

If you don't try,

how can you know what it feels like to be desperate?
 

6. 雖然你單身

但你胖若兩人

Though you're single,

you occupy twice the space.

7. 好女孩只得到了好字

而漂亮女孩卻得到了所有

A good girl has good reputation.

A pretty girl has everything.
 

8. 你以為他是不會表達(dá)

其實(shí)他只是不想跟你講話

You think he is being clumsy with words.

But the fact is he just doesn't want to talk to you.

9. 以前覺得靠關(guān)系的人一定很無能

接觸過后發(fā)現(xiàn)人家樣樣比你強(qiáng)

You think people who take advantage of

their relationships are without merit.

After you meet one,

you'll know you have none of their merits.
 

10. 不努力的女生

會有買不完的地攤貨、逛不完的菜市場

努力的女生

你就沒時間逛地攤了

因?yàn)槟阒荒芗影嘟型赓u、逛網(wǎng)店!

Girl, if you don't work hard,

you'll spend your life buying cheap products and groceries.

But if you work hard,

you won't have time for all this!

You can only work overtime and buy things online!

11. 你以為有錢人很快樂嗎?

他們的快樂你根本想象不到

You think the rich are happy?

No, the way they're happy is beyond your imagination.
 

12. 當(dāng)上帝給你關(guān)上一扇門

他還會順便把窗子也一起關(guān)了

When God closes a door for you,

he'd close the windows all together.

13. 為什么總是天妒英才呢?

因?yàn)闆]人管笨蛋活多久

Why does fate always mess up with geniuses?

Because no one bother caring about idiots.
 

14. 你只知道人家化妝比你好看

卻不知道，她們卸了妝

不僅比你好看，皮膚還吹彈可破

You only know that they look prettier than you in their make-up.

What you don't know is: underneath those make-up, not only are they prettier than you, they also have perfectly good skin.

15. 哪有什么選擇困難癥

還不是因?yàn)楦F

There is no such a thing called allodoxaphobia.

You are just being poor.
 

16. 喜歡一個人就去表白

萬一成備胎了呢

If you have a crush on somebody, go tell that person.

There's a chance that you become the Plan B.

17. 愛笑的女生運(yùn)氣不會太差

說實(shí)話，如果一個女生運(yùn)氣一直不好

我不知道她怎么笑得出來

A girl who laughs a lot usually has fortune on her side.

Seriously, I don't know how someone can manage to laugh if she got screwed by life.
 

18. 受夠了又肥又丑的自己嗎?

快去健身房吧，光丑就夠了

Tired of being fat and ugly?

Then go to the gym. Being ugly is enough!

19. 不要看別人表面上一帆風(fēng)順

實(shí)際上，他們背地里，也是一帆風(fēng)順

Some people seem to have everything.

In fact, they do have everything.
 

20. 最怕你一生碌碌無為

還安慰自己平凡可貴

The worst nightmare is that you achieve nothing in your life

and manage to believe it's a blessing to be common.

21. 不要沒完沒了地修圖

你現(xiàn)實(shí)中長得不好看我們都知道

Don't photoshop yourself again and again.

We know you look ugly in reality.
 

22. 有些人出現(xiàn)在你的生命里

是為了告訴你：你真好騙

Some people come to you in your life

to make you know that you are such an easy target.

23. 別灰心

人生就是這樣起起落落落落

落落落落落落落落落落落落

落落落落落落落落落落

Don't be discouraged.

Life is full of ups and downs,

and all the downs after those downs.
 

24. 你并不是一無所有，你還有病啊!

You are not penniless. See, you have illness.

25. 失敗并不可怕，可怕的是你還相信這句話。

Failure is not horrible.

What's horrible is that you believe this.

小伙伴們~你們最喜歡那句呢?你還知道其他比較喪的話嗎?歡迎留言分享哦~