真的惹到你了， 你會怎么辦？

　　Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.

　　老師：瑪麗亞，請在地圖上指出美國。

　　Maria: This is it.

　　瑪麗亞：在這兒。

　　Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?

　　老師：好，同學們，誰發(fā)現(xiàn)的美國?

　　Class: Maria did.

　　全體同學：瑪麗亞。

　　A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.

　　A：聽說了嗎?一個孩子喝大象的奶，一周內長了20磅。

　　B: That's impossible. Whose baby?

　　B：不可能吧，誰的孩子?

　　A: An elephant's.

　　A：大象的孩子。

　　A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.

　　一個喝得爛醉如泥的男人從酒吧里走出來，看到另一個醉酒的人。

　　He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"

　　他抬頭看看天，說：“那是太陽還是月亮?”

　　The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."

　　另一個喝醉的人說：“我不知道，我是新來的。”

　　When somebody makes you really angry, count to three. When you get to two, punch them in the face. They won’t be expecting that.

　　別人真的惹到你的時候，你就從一數(shù)到三。數(shù)到二的時候，你就一拳打到他們的臉上。他們肯定猜不到你會這么做。