一句話話婚姻——簡潔有力又不失可愛！

　　本周，赫芬頓郵報婚禮專欄為大家?guī)砹艘幌盗型莆?，總結(jié)了婚姻生活經(jīng)歷。

　　Below, 12 tweets that perfectly capture what married life is really like in less than 140 characters。

　　下面12個推文用少于140個字完美的捕捉到了婚姻生活的真諦。

　　1. Marriage is like a public toilet.Those waiting outside are desperate to get in.Those inside are desperate to get out。

　　婚姻猶如一個公共廁所。沒有進去的人迫不及待的想要沖進去。而進去的人又迫不及待地想出來。

　　— Stephanie Robinson (@adhesivesquish) April 30, 2015

　　2. Marriage:is like going to a restaurant. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that。

　　婚姻，猶如去餐館吃飯。你點了你想要吃的，但當你看到旁邊人點的菜后，你又想要他點的菜。

　　— Susie Creamcheese (@LunaticOnEdge) June 3, 2010

　　3. Marriage is like waiting in line for a ride at an amusement park. You spend 99% of the time pissed off for 1% of intense pleasure。

　　婚姻猶如在游樂場排隊等著玩。你花費了99%的時間在排隊生氣，而真正快樂消遣的時光只有1%。

　　— busty&blunt (@attsmcjay) April 15, 2015

　　4. Marriage is like deleting all the apps on your phone except one。

　　婚姻猶如將你手機上所有的APP都刪除而唯有一款是不能刪的。

　　— Haider (@LeMeHaider) April 2, 2015

　　5. Marriage is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand。

　　婚姻猶如玩橋牌。如果你沒有好的隊友，那就期待有手好牌吧。

　　— Dustin Not Hoffman (@Epicdaddy) April 27, 2015

　　6. Marriage is like a constant struggle to solve a jigsaw puzzle whose pieces keep on changing shapes every minute。

　　婚姻猶如一場持續(xù)不停的智力拼圖游戲，你費盡心思地想要拼好它，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)所有的拼圖分分鐘不停的在變形狀。

　　— TD (@ttrinadasgupta) April 19, 2015

　　7. Marriage is like a video game.Starts off easy, then gets harder, and eventually you go online and find a way to cheat。

　　婚姻就是一場電子游戲。開始很簡單，慢慢的開始變難，漸漸地你就開始上癮并最終發(fā)現(xiàn)作弊的奧秘。

　　— Chris Burns (@OneFunnyBastard) April 3, 2015

　　8. Marriage is like playing Monopoly. It starts out as fun, gets a little boring, then someone steals money from the bank and no one ever wins。

　　婚姻猶如玩地產(chǎn)大亨游戲。剛開始挺有趣，慢慢的開始變得無聊，然后你突然發(fā)現(xiàn)有人從銀行偷走了錢，這下誰也贏不了了。

　　— Roma Lott (@Roma_Lott) April 7, 2015

　　9. Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute if you want to know what marriage is like。

　　如果你想知道婚姻是什么樣子的，把你日常交通工具的導航聲音開到最大你就知道了。

　　— Jennifer Chambers (@JenniTheUs) April 20, 2015

　　10. A bad #marriage is like a horrible job.You are happy to have one but always look out for other options。

　　一段糟糕的婚姻猶如一個糟糕的工作。你很樂于有份工作但是你會不停的尋找其它選擇。

　　— lovetto nazareth (@lovettonazareth) April 15, 2015

　　11. Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up。

　　婚姻猶如午夜兇鈴：首先聽到玲響，然后你醒了。

　　— YourTango Experts (@YTExperts) February 16, 2010

　　12. Marriage is like a beanbag; comfortable for a while then bloody difficult to get out of。

　　婚姻就像一個懶人沙發(fā);剛開始坐進去很舒服，然后你發(fā)現(xiàn)想要出來很困難。

　　— Winter Foenander (@ComedyDefect) April 13, 2015