聽(tīng)美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)- 破產(chǎn)姐妹第一季 第133期:自拍照片

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Move over, I want to slide in close to you,  坐進(jìn)去，我想跟你坐靠近

so we can take the picture for our new website.  然后拍張照片放我們網(wǎng)站上

Look, if you want to get all lesbian with me, just go for it.  你想跟我搞拉拉情就直接上

You don't have to pretend it's for the website.  別用網(wǎng)站照片當(dāng)借口

It is.  我是說(shuō)真的

And for the record, in 2009, when Katy Perry Kissed a girl and liked it 順帶一提  09年凱蒂·佩里在高歌"我親了個(gè)女孩，我好喜歡"時(shí)

I kissed one and didn't.  我也親了，不過(guò)我不喜歡

Ready? One... two... and... 準(zhǔn)備好了嗎？一，二，拍...

Perfect. Perfect? 完美？完美個(gè)屁

This photo does not say "let us do your child's birthday party."  這不是"請(qǐng)讓我們承包孩子的生日派對(duì)"

It says "we're an AC/DC tribute band, and you can pay us in cocaine." 這是"我們是荒唐的搖滾樂(lè)團(tuán)團(tuán)員，用可卡因當(dāng)酬勞就行"

Oleg, will you take a picture of us for our website? 奧列格，能幫我們拍張放網(wǎng)站的照片嗎

You realize you just asked a man who only takes pictures of his penis? 你知道你是請(qǐng)一名只會(huì)拍自己下體的淫男拍照嗎

Yes. But it's always well-lit, and perfectly in focus. 當(dāng)然知道?？伤牡恼掌庹者m宜，聚焦準(zhǔn)確

You won't be disappointed. I take lots of website pictures. 包君滿(mǎn)意。我給很多網(wǎng)站拍照過(guò)

Yeah, but we're not wearing just bras and chicken masks.  可我們沒(méi)有只戴雞面具跟穿胸罩啊

We have time.  有大把時(shí)間，會(huì)到的

Maybe we should rethink the "coke whore" picture.  要不再考慮下剛才的"毒癮浪女"照吧