聽美劇學(xué)英語- 破產(chǎn)姐妹第一季 第125期:黃段子不停息
Pick up... chicken breasts. 上菜，雞胸肉
The way I know you want it, with the bone in. 我做了你愛的那樣，內(nèi)含"硬骨"
We really should hold a seminar about sexual harassment in the workplace. 我們真應(yīng)該開個工作場合性騷擾研討會
Why? He's already so good at it. 為什么，他早是騷擾界一霸了
I'm serious. How'd he like it if we did that to him every time we ordered? 說真的，如果是我們每次點菜都騷擾他，他會做何感想
Well, let's find out. 試試便知
Ordering. One pastrami. 點菜。一份熏牛肉
Can you do me a favor, doll-face? 可以幫我個忙嗎，小美妞
Make it so big and thick, you can't get your mouth around it. 把牛肉弄得又大又粗，一嘴含不住塞不下
Can you do that for me, sweetheart? 能為我做到嗎，小甜心
Yes, and two matzo ball soups, hold the balls. 再來兩份薄餅肉丸湯，不放"肉丸"
Wait, I'll hold the balls, you just sit there and look pretty. 不，"肉丸"放我手里就好，你就美美的乖乖坐著享受吧
And a cream of... nope, can't. Just grossed myself out. 再一份白液...不行了，說得我都吐了
When is it going to get dirty? 什么時候才要開始說黃段子啊
Max, come out. 麥克斯，出來吧
If I came out, it would not be for you, it's be for that hot Dragon Tattoo girl. 如果我要出柜，肯定不是因為你，而是為了那個火辣的龍紋身女孩
Welcome, board members, to the very first financial assessment meeting of Max's homemade cupcakes. 各位董事會成員，歡迎出席首屆麥克斯自制小蛋糕店的財務(wù)評估會議
I was told there would be a cheese plate. 我是聽說有起司拼盤才來的
After five months in business, we're showing a profit of $725. 開業(yè)五個月，我們的收益為725元
I have to say, I'm a little disappointed. 老實說，我感到有點失望
Really? 'Cause, dude, we have so far exceeded where I thought we'd be in five months. 真的嗎，有這樣的收益，比我預(yù)期中五個月后的下場好多了
Look, we have to find a way to make more money on the side to put into the business. 我們得想個辦法賺點外快，好增加開店基金
Or we could quit now, while we're a success. 或趁現(xiàn)在小有成就，趕緊金盆洗手
What are you talking about? 你這什么話
It's only gonna get worse. 未來只會每況愈下
Or it could get better. Why would you even say that? 也可以蒸蒸日上啊，你干嘛這么悲觀
Because it's life, and life gets worse, that's what it does. 這就是人生，人生只會每況愈下
On life's resume, under special skills it says, "Good at making things worse." 如果"人生"有簡歷，那專長欄上肯定寫著，"擅于使情況每況愈下"
Do you always go to the worst-case scenario? 為什么你總是往最壞的方面想呢
Yup. On my resume it says, "Good at going to the worst case scenario." 沒錯，我的簡歷就寫著"擅于往最壞的方面想"
Do you think you could try to be more optimistic, and not expect the worst all the time? 你能不能樂觀一點，不要總往最壞的方面想呀
Who's that? More optimistic, right? 誰??？要我樂觀是吧
On the other side of that door is all the money you lost, 門的另一邊，是你失去的億萬家財
and then we move back into your townhouse, and I masturbate in your tub for a change. 我們歡喜搬回你的別墅，換我在你的小缸缸里自慰到爽
