聽(tīng)美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)- 破產(chǎn)姐妹第一季 第61期:卡洛琳開(kāi)導(dǎo)麥克斯
What's with the empty hands, Max?
你怎么兩手空空來(lái)了，麥克斯
No cupcakes tonight?
今晚沒(méi)做蛋糕嗎
No, they're bugging me. I decided to take the nightoff.
沒(méi)，蛋糕讓我心煩，所以我決定歇一晚
Be careful with decisions like that.
做這種決定時(shí)要小心
In 1987, I took a night off from Earth, Wind, and Fire
當(dāng)年我也決定歇一晚，缺席地球風(fēng)與火樂(lè)隊(duì)
and the next day, they earth, wind, and fired my ass.
隔天，樂(lè)隊(duì)就風(fēng)風(fēng)火火的把我踢出去了
Hi. Sorry I'm late.
大家好啊，抱歉我來(lái)晚了
Mid-afternoon nap in your vagina?
在你陰道里午后小睡了一把嗎
I wish! No.
我也希望，可惜不是
I went to a cheap bakery supply store in Greenpoint
我去綠點(diǎn)區(qū)一家便宜面包店用品店
and got us some supplies.
給咱們買(mǎi)了點(diǎn)裝備
Here.
給
It's the basic cake decorating kit.
這是基本的蛋糕裝飾裝備
And best of all I found us a fun, reasonable
最棒的是，我在一家蛋糕店給咱倆報(bào)了
two-session cupcake decorating class at a bakery.
一個(gè)好玩又價(jià)格合理的兩課時(shí)蛋糕裝飾課
We can learn how to make pretty roses.
我們能學(xué)到如何做出漂亮的玫瑰花哦
No way.
做夢(mèng)
The cupcakes don't need to be pretty.
我的蛋糕不需要變漂亮
They compensate by having a great sense of humor.
它們主攻幽默路線
Pretty cupcakes is just another option for our business.
漂亮的蛋糕只是我們事業(yè)的另一個(gè)路線
People want pretty, we do pretty.
人們喜歡漂亮，我們就做得漂亮
Or people want homemade, we do--
或者人們喜歡自制，我們就...
Wait, where is our homemade?
等等，我們的自制蛋糕呢
I didn't make any tonight.
今晚我沒(méi)做
You didn't make any?
怎么不做啊
What, you get one piece of constructive criticism
干嘛，就因?yàn)槿思乙淮谓ㄔO(shè)性的批評(píng)
and you stop making them?
就不再做蛋糕了嗎
Max, it's business.
麥克斯，咱們是做生意
And maybe Semhar has a point about making them pretty.
而且西蒙娜說(shuō)得也不無(wú)道理呀
First of all, what does she know about pretty?
她懂什么叫做漂亮嗎
The woman has dreadlocks.
一個(gè)雷鬼發(fā)型的女人懂個(gè)毛
Her head looks like the stuff
她那顆頭簡(jiǎn)直就像
you empty out of a vacuum cleaner bag.
吸塵器臟物袋里的垃圾似的
Not pretty.
漂亮個(gè)毛呀
Forget her.
先別說(shuō)她
What's happening with you?
你這態(tài)度是干嘛
What's your problem with pretty?
你對(duì)"漂亮"有什么意見(jiàn)嗎
Don't wave your divas live hand at me.
少用那天后賣弄唱腔手勢(shì)在我面前晃
I just think society's way too concerned
我覺(jué)得現(xiàn)今社會(huì)太霸道
with other people's idea of what's pretty.
老要和諧別人心中認(rèn)為的美
You don't think you can do it.
你覺(jué)得自己做不到
That's what this is about.
所以你才顧左右而言他
This isn't about society.
跟社會(huì)一點(diǎn)關(guān)系都沒(méi)有
You're afraid you can't do pretty.
你怕自己做不出漂亮的東西
Look, I don't do pretty
我是不屑做
the way you don't do Puerto Ricans.
就跟你不屑于搞波多黎各仔一樣
What are you talking about?
你瞎說(shuō)什么呀
I'll do Puerto Ricans.
我愿意搞波多黎各仔啊
All right.
好吧
Then go do one and leave me alone.
愿搞搞去，別煩我
Max, it's a skill. That's all.
麥克斯，這只是門(mén)手藝，僅此而已
It's not shameful to not know how to do something.
不會(huì)做某事又算不了什么
Didn't you have piano lessons growing up?
小時(shí)候?qū)W鋼琴不都這樣嗎
Seriously?
你搞笑啊
Ice skating?
學(xué)溜冰刀呢
Closest I've come to blades on ice
我人生中離刀片與冰最近的一次是
was when a pregnant girl pulled a knife on me
去場(chǎng)冰球賽，被一個(gè)大肚妞
at a hockey game.
拿刀在我面前比劃
Look, you and I have a business,
聽(tīng)著，我們要打開(kāi)門(mén)做生意的
and this is a skill we need.
我們需要這門(mén)手藝
We're going to that class
我們一起去上課
and we are gonna master how to make pretty roses.
然后學(xué)會(huì)怎么做出漂亮的玫瑰花
And I know how much you hate anything trendy,
我知道你很討厭新潮的東西
so I found us a family-owned Italian bakery in Brooklyn.
特地在附近找了間家族經(jīng)營(yíng)的意大利面包店
Italian's good.
意大利人好啊
Maybe they'll know how to dump the body
等我把你殺了之后，他們應(yīng)該懂
after I kill you.
怎么毀尸滅跡
