聽(tīng)美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)-摩登家庭第二季 第1集：懷舊體驗(yàn)

Honey, do you need me to move the car?

親愛(ài)的 要我把車開(kāi)出去嗎

No, it's nothing. I'm alright

不 不用 我能行

Oh no! Iron cross, she's going down

不 鐵十字給我力量 它要栽了

[鐵十字 納粹德軍勛章]

Oh god! Phil...

當(dāng)心 菲爾

- You okay? - Yes. I am.

你沒(méi)事吧-沒(méi)事

I am okay.

我沒(méi)事

Honey, why do we keep this car?

親愛(ài)的 我們?yōu)槭裁匆糁@輛車

It's a classic!

這車?yán)辖?jīng)典了

No, it just sits here.

不 它只是空占地方

And the seatbelts don't work.

安全帶也壞了

The doors stick. It leaks fluids.

門(mén)也卡 還漏油

We haven't put fluids in it in 10 years.

我們也十年沒(méi)給它加過(guò)油了

Well, I'm gonna fix all that anyway.

我會(huì)把這些毛病都修好

And then, uh, it's gonna be Haley's car.

然后 送給海莉

Oh, we're not giving this car to Haley.

我才不要給海莉

It's way too easy to fit a mattress in the back.

車后座都寬得可以放床墊了

Remember?

當(dāng)年這車可是我們的洞房啊

Oh, no. We're selling it.

要命了 這車必須賣(mài)

What?!

什么

Unless you don't think you can.

除非你覺(jué)得你賣(mài)不出

Really?-Yeah.

此話當(dāng)真-是的

- Seriously? - You can't.

確定當(dāng)真-絕對(duì)當(dāng)真

You honestly think that's gonna work?

你確定我賣(mài)不掉

You can't sell it.

就是賣(mài)不掉

You know what?

話說(shuō)

You can insult a lot of things about me...

你怎么羞辱我都可以

My hair, my voice, my balance-board exercises...

發(fā)型啊 聲音啊 平衡板游戲啥的

But don't insult my selling.

就是不要羞辱我強(qiáng)大的銷售能力

That crosses a line.

過(guò)分了哈

What line? Oh, you don't see it?

過(guò)在哪里 你瞧不見(jiàn)?

That's 'cause I just sold it.

因?yàn)槲乙怨馑俳o它賣(mài)了

While the spray-tanned starlet claims

當(dāng)這個(gè)美黑小星星聲稱

to be six weeks sober, sources down under say:

自己有六個(gè)星期沒(méi)嗑藥時(shí) 知情者爆料道

She has been bar-hopping

她就像一個(gè)嗑藥過(guò)量的袋鼠一樣

like a coked-up kangaroo."

蹦啊跳啊混跡于酒吧

Ah, what's daddy reading to you?

爹地給你讀什么呢

If I have to read "the very hungry caterpillar"

如果還要我再讀一次

One more time, I will snap.

《饑腸轆轆的毛毛蟲(chóng)》 我會(huì)抓狂的

- oh, it's not that bad. - I will snap!

哪有那么差勁啊-別逼人家

So, um, I laid the toolbox outside,

那啥 我把工具箱拿到外面了

And all the supplies are ready,

所有的材料也都準(zhǔn)備好了

And I think we are good to go!

可以開(kāi)工了

Terrific.

好極了

Aren't you gonna change into a working man's outfit?

你不打算換身工人套裝嗎

No, I'm good,

不用了

And I don't think workmen really call them "outfits."

況且我不覺(jué)得工人管它叫"套裝"

We are building a princess castle for Lily.

我們要給莉莉建一座公主城堡

Uh, it's something every father wants to be able to do for his daughter.

這是每個(gè)父親都想給他女兒建的

You know, and I fancy myself

并且 我把自己幻想成

as a bit of a castle designer.

這個(gè)城堡的設(shè)計(jì)師

I have done a few sketches.

我畫(huà)了一些草圖

Which we have archived so we can use the kit.

那些以備后用 這樣我們就能用組裝套件

- Mm, yeah. - The kit.

對(duì)-套件

Uh, the kit. Which, uh, we're gonna do together.

套件 我們夫婦一條心一起做

I am petrified to do this with Mitchell.

要跟米奇爾一起做這個(gè)還不如殺了我

He built a couple of theater sets in college or something,

他大學(xué)的時(shí)候做過(guò)幾個(gè)戲劇的布景什么的

And now he thinks he knows everything about building.

就以為自己是建筑帝了

Well, he doesn't.

但他根本不搭邊

Every home-improvement project that we've undertaken.

每次我們家要做改造

Has been a near-death experience.

都讓人好想死好想死

Make the appetizers. And then we'll be...

做開(kāi)胃菜 然后...

If an accident does happen, I hope he kills me...

如果真出了啥意外 我希望他一下解決了我

Because I don't think I would be a very inspiring disabled person.

因?yàn)槲矣X(jué)得我不會(huì)是個(gè)樂(lè)觀向上的殘障人士

Honey, relax.

親愛(ài)滴 放親松

She's not here yet.

她還沒(méi)來(lái)

You might want to play it a little cooler.

你最好蛋定一下 別猴急猴急的

You don't want to scare off your girlfriend.

要不會(huì)把你女朋友嚇跑的

She's not my girlfriend!

她才不是我女朋友

She's just coming over to study the life cycle of silkworms.

她只是過(guò)來(lái)跟我一起研究蠶的生命周期

Oh. She's here.

嗷 她到了

She's here! okay, how's my hair?

她到了 那啥 我頭發(fā)不亂吧

I thought it was just a friend.

是誰(shuí)說(shuō)只是朋友來(lái)著

I heard that.

我可聽(tīng)到了

I wasn't whispering.

我故意的

Manny, open the door. Make her feel welcome.

曼尼去開(kāi)門(mén) 讓她感受什么叫賓至如歸

Kelly! Good morning.

凱莉 早上好

Uh, I'm glad you're here.

歡迎你來(lái)我家

Um, this is my Mom.

這是我媽

Nice to meet you!

很高興認(rèn)識(shí)你哦

In my culture,

在我們的文化里

mothers are very clingy to their sons.

母親都灰常粘兒子

In fact, the leading cause of death among Colombian women

其實(shí)呢 哥倫比亞婦女死亡的首要原因

is when their sons get married.

就是她們的兒子要結(jié)婚

But I'm not like that.

但是我不會(huì)這樣

I just want my Manny to be happy.

我只要曼尼高興就好哩

Manny, why don't you give your friend Kelly an empanada?

曼尼 叫你的朋友凱莉吃肉卷餡餅

Oh, no, thank you.

不了 謝謝

I try to stay away from trans fats.

我盡量避免攝入反式脂肪

Oh, I'm sure one won't make a difference.

哎呀呀 就吃一個(gè)沒(méi)啥滴啦

They're Manny's favorite!

這是曼尼的最愛(ài)喲

I... think I'm going to stop eating trans fats, too.

我 我也不要吃反式脂肪了

Mom? When was this from?

媽 這是在哪拍的

Oh... That's the year your dad and I went to the rose bowl.

這是我跟你爸去看玫瑰杯的時(shí)候拍的

[玫瑰杯 于加州舉行的美式足球賽]

- Incredible game. - Yeah.

那場(chǎng)老精彩了-是啊

Mom, you look really pretty.

媽 你看起來(lái)真美

Thank you, sweetheart.

謝謝你 寶貝兒

So, what happened?

那后來(lái)怎么回事

Well, Lukey, everyone gets older.

小盧克 人人都會(huì)變老嘛

Just 'cause parts of your mom aren't what they used to be,

即便你媽的風(fēng)采不再

it doesn't meam...

也不代表...

I mean, what happened in the game?

我是想問(wèn)比賽后來(lái)怎么樣了

We got our butts kicked by Penn state.

我們輸給了賓州隊(duì)

The parade was awesome, though.

但是游行非常棒

Angela Lansbury was the grand marshal.

是安吉拉·蘭斯伯里擔(dān)任司儀

[著名女演員]

Good time, she wrote.

美好的記憶 她寫(xiě)道

Okay, come on, guys. Let's get back to it.

行了 繼續(xù)收拾

No one's gonna buy this heap looking this way.

堆著這么多東西沒(méi)人會(huì)買(mǎi)的

Hey, mom, which one is the garbage can?

惡 媽媽 垃圾丟哪邊

Um, it...

丟...

Honey, you can't throw that away.

乖乖 這個(gè)不能丟

It's blankety.

這是小毯毯

It's disgusting.

可它有夠惡心

No, sweetie, you loved blankety.

怎么會(huì) 親愛(ài)的 你以前可喜歡它了

You wouldn't go anywhere without him.

你上哪兒都要帶著它

Yeah, until Luke threw up on it.

哈 直到盧克吐在上面

Yeah.

哈哈

I used to throw up all the time.

我年輕的時(shí)候老吐

Remember buckety?

還記得嘔吐桶桶嗎

Oh, look at this.

看這個(gè)

What is that?

這是什么

We went to the beach one day,

那天咱們?nèi)ズ＿?/p>

and Luke had such a good time.

盧克玩得很開(kāi)心

That he wanted to being home a jar of sunshine.

所以他要帶一罐陽(yáng)光回家

So he could always remember it.

這樣他就能永遠(yuǎn)記著了

Do you remember, honey?

還記得嗎 親愛(ài)的

Oh, no... no, no, don't... don't open it.

不 不不 別 別打開(kāi)

You really think you trapped sunshine in there?

你真以為你把陽(yáng)光收進(jìn)罐子里了

I'm just letting you know now,

我現(xiàn)在通知你們

I'm not taking care of him when you guys die.

你們死了之后我絕對(duì)不會(huì)管他的

Stop. It's sweet.

別說(shuō)了 這樣做很可愛(ài)的

Still feels hot.

還熱熱的好吧

Hey! It's that guy who came by earlier.

剛看車那家伙來(lái)電話了

He was really interested.

貌似很想買(mǎi)

What was his name? Shoot!

他叫啥來(lái)著 快告訴我

Well, you can't be in sales and not remember people's names.

做銷售千萬(wàn)不能忘記客戶姓名

That's why I like to use what they call "minimonic" devices.

所以我用"迷你聯(lián)想"來(lái)幫助記憶

They're little tricks to help you remember.

這是幫助記憶的小訣竅

Um, like the other day, I met this guy named Carl.

就像那天 我認(rèn)識(shí)了個(gè)家伙叫卡爾

Now, I might forget that name,

現(xiàn)在我或許忘了他的名字

But he was wearing a Grateful Dead T-shirt.

但我記得她穿著一件Grateful Dead的汗衫

[Grateful Dead 美國(guó)搖滾樂(lè)隊(duì)]

What's a band like the Grateful Dead?

有什么樂(lè)隊(duì)像Grateful Dead

Phish. Where do fish live?

Phish 魚(yú)生活在哪里

Phish[同為美國(guó)搖滾樂(lè)隊(duì)]

[跟"魚(yú)"讀音相近]

The ocean.

海洋

What else lives in the ocean?

什么東西生長(zhǎng)在海洋

Coral.

珊瑚

Hello, "Coral".

你好 卡羅

[Coral 意譯珊瑚 音譯卡羅 與卡爾音似]