Claire向Manny 抱怨Alex不肯穿裙子,Manny只好盡責地開導她??僧擜lex在繼外婆Gloria的開導下終于買了一條裙子,Claire仍是一臉不高興。Phil為了討好岳父Jay,陪著Jay去放飛模型飛機,中途Phil經(jīng)歷“墜機”事故,面對震怒的女兒Claire ,Jay 只好違心地向Phil表達他的“愛意”。
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- 我以為你是要去倒垃圾的耶
- 對啊
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- Phil
- 知道了 馬上
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- 我...我本就要去的
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Dylan
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嗨 Dunphy阿姨 我 我只是在等Haley
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你有按門鈴嗎?
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我發(fā)了信息 她說她一會兒就下來
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- 噢 好 替我向她問好
- 好的
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Dylan! D仔!
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和Dylan滴靈靈地停在家
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- "d"后面是"y" "y"后面是...
- 嗨 Dunphy先生
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嗨 進來吧
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你剛好能看到比賽的最后
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噢 我不太看棒球的
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Haley跟你打招呼了
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我-我只是在開玩笑啦
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過來 我?guī)憧?/p>
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坐 坐這里
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來啊 我又不會咬你
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玩你的啦
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我在開玩笑啦
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好 看到那個男的嗎? 他得分就打平了
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他很搞笑的
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每次都只跑到"二壘"
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我很確定他這次要試著偷"三壘"
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但這想法非常不好
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你和Haley怎么樣啦?
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我好像和你在家玩玩具飛機啊
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這不是玩具飛機 Manny
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這是模型 很復雜的
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你要遙控它飛起來
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你要對機翼和飛行過程都非常熟悉才行
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而且都要遵循空氣動力學的原則
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但盒子上寫著"12歲及以上年齡"
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什么?!
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你下次可以和Jay一起灰灰機
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但你今天要和Luke一起玩
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- 為什么?
- 因為他媽媽邀請了你吖 你就去吧
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家人要保持親近吶 對不對啊Jay
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我很確定這里打印錯了
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男人都要有愛好
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Manny的爸爸有好多愛好
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像是在沙漠徒步旅行啦
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從那種地方跳下來滑雪啦...
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那個是什么地方?格得格得叫的
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- 直升機
- 對
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有一次 他居然敢和一個短吻鱷搏擊
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摔跤
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要說摔跤...你不可能和鱷魚搏擊
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你確定嗎?
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他們的爪子上怎么戴拳套啊
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他們不是有小小的巴掌嗎?
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沒有!
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好吧 我忘記我們原本的話題了
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不管怎么說 愛好對男人都是很重要的
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不管你是在挑戰(zhàn)生命極限
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還是從安全距離遙控一只灰機
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等等等等 你在往哪里開?
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順道去買些尿片
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一會兒就好
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這里是好市多耶
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對啊 就是從這里買尿片
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幾時開始的?
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你還記得幾個月之前
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領養(yǎng)了一個寶寶嗎?
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就是從那開始的
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Mitchell很勢利眼
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不不 我只是...我只是看得比較透徹
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勢利眼的官方說法
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我們第一次見的時候他看都不看我一眼
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因為我是個密蘇里州的鄉(xiāng)下農(nóng)夫
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而他是一個城市老鼠
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誰會用"城市老鼠"這個詞?
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鄉(xiāng)下老鼠
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我想我還是在車里等了
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好吧
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如果你要出去的話能幫忙扔垃圾嗎?
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- 我已經(jīng)扔了
- 噢 我們已經(jīng)搞定了
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他有點坐不住啊
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你也不想想 一個小孩當然不想
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和他女友的老爸混一起玩
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我以為我們已經(jīng)超越那種關系了
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我已經(jīng)...
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我同意他進入下一步的說
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真的嗎?
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我還以為你同意他們做普通朋友
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是 但是做普通朋友的最終目的
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就是可以和他可以更進一步
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你不知道這個道理嗎?
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那你怎么沒有和我爹關系更深一層
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你在說什么呢?
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我們結(jié)婚了16年
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你在他旁邊還是像如履薄冰一樣
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什么?!
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你在胡說什么?
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Jay和我多鐵啊
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你...你只是想要過來玩玩
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來了六個好盆友喔 這樣的話...
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我們就可以...
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Manny帶了他最喜歡的游戲和Luke玩
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這叫做"帝國的征服"
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你要運用策略來擴大自己的版圖
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最后控制整個世界
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Luke一定會喜歡的 他就在外面玩著呢
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我去血拼 你要我?guī)湍銕裁礀|西嗎?
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你真好 不過我們還好 謝謝哦
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這件怎么樣?
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你不跟Gloria和Manny打聲招呼嗎?
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嗨 Gloria和Manny
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好了 媽 這件怎樣嘛?
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不行 你要穿裙子的
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- 媽 好啦!
- 干嘛啊?
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讓你穿得像個女孩子一下午會死啊
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但那是你朋友的婚禮
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我根本就沒聽說過那個人
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沒得商量
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你可以跟Haley再借一次裙子
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不行 這樣代表了很惡心的事情...
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就是我變成了Haley
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與其逼我穿裙子
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不如擔心一下怎樣讓Luke穿褲子?
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啥?
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他干嘛要這樣?
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Luke!
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褲子! 給我穿上!
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Jay和我是好兄弟 毫無疑問
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我們的關系不是外在的
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呃 他...他不太說話
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也...不太會擁抱別人
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有一次 他開車碾過了我的腳
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那是因為 他在戒煙
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但 基本上 我們算是好兄弟
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你非得傻站著嗎?
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你都讓我難受了
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哦
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老天 坐下呀
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喏 扶住這只機翼 我來調(diào)整這個
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好的
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來啊 坐啊
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別抓太大力了
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好
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Alex要不你跟我去逛街吧?
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也許我可以幫你找到你喜歡的喲
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這是很好 但是她不太喜歡逛街
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事實上我想去哦
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因為你都不知道我喜歡的是什么
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你一點都不知道
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我當然知道了
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你喜歡惹我生氣
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就像你姐姐
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喜歡把自己關在房間里
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還有 你弟弟喜歡...
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吶 你也看到你弟喜歡做啥
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Luke! 穿 上 褲 子 !
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我和Jay之間的小問題
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就是總是止步不前
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從最初的時候就是這樣
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你知道 他就像那種銀背大猩猩
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保護著他的女人
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然后來了一個更年輕力壯的大猩猩
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闖進來 一巴掌把他拍飛
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那些母猩猩就會很自然地跑過來
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把她們的菊花給你
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猩爸爸想要阻止這一切 但他已經(jīng)不行了
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這就是...這就是生活 我不是敵人
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那些偷獵者才是敵人
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好了
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不許碰了
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好
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你想要去放飛嗎?
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好啊
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哎
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我拿到了牙膏和肥皂
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行了 你都能開家店了
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我還以為我們只是來買尿片的
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我們農(nóng)場里有句話
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既然有好鞍 何不多...
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我感到你在翻我白眼
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我們是在小胡椒著名的游戲夜上認識的
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我記得Mitchell是因為我每次喔喔叫
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他都會翻白眼
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我才沒有!
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還是有的
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好吧 有一點
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我們...我們正在玩猜字游戲
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我不知道怎么去比劃那個詞
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我想到能做的就只有...
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結(jié)果一秒還沒過去 Cam就說了...
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"卡薩布蘭卡"
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我只是這樣比劃了一下
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"卡薩布蘭卡"
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"卡薩布蘭卡"
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我們可不可以拿了尿片就走哇?
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行 但我還想去葡萄酒區(qū)看一下
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等一下
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這里有個葡萄酒區(qū)?
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真的 一種超好喝的 就在輪胎后面
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不可能 他們怎么可能有...喔 天吶
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我的天...Cam Cam
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我想要這個碎紙機呀 行不?
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可以橫切彩紙了...好
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呵!
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天啊 太棒了
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對啊
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Cam...
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這到底是什么神奇的地方吶
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這餅干香到絕無僅有了 你獨門配方?
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不是 我只是把他們?nèi)舆M去烤
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然后添加你的秘方和無盡的愛嗎?
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當然
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你和Luke玩的來吧?
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我也不知道 他不愿從盒子里出來
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我就在這和姐姐聊聊天好了
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噢 是啊 我想嚴格上說我還是你繼姐
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我媽說不要用個"繼"字
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聽起來好假
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而我們真的是一家人
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所以 究竟有什么問題啊 Claire?
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什么?
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你看起來不開心
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我只是因為Alex 你知道 孩子的事
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呃 孩子啊
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別跟我提起這個 學校里都是些屁孩兒
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我想吃過中午飯后
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我們可以去血拼啦
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我不要買裙子哦
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我才不介意呢 我又不是你媽
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我知道 你是我外婆
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"繼"外婆才對
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不管怎樣 你今天就把當我是你閨蜜
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就是兩個女孩出來玩一個下午
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你和閨蜜出來都做什么吖
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不知道啊 就聊聊天 喝喝酒
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我能喝酒嗎?
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不行
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真是區(qū)別對待啊
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你可以告訴我任何事情啊
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大人總是用著套話但從來都不是真心的
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當我媽跟我說我可以問她所有東西
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我都不能問
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一問她就會暴走
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我不會暴走吧 說吧
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好吧
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你睡過多少個男的?
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8個 下一個
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我可以試試看嗎?
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不行
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我應該去買一個的 我一直很愛飛機
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我要是重新過一次的話
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我會成為一個機師的
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如果關掉遙控器
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然后很快地重啟?
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啊 你真是個"好機師"啊
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你可以在空中大轉(zhuǎn)圈嗎?
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只要我想就可以
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不是吧!我可以試試看嗎?
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不行
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好吧
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我知道你為什么會喜歡了 多平靜啊
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就像整個世界都消失了一樣
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我還記得有個夏天
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- 我跟你說
- 嗯?
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我還會另一手 叫做"穿針引線"
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在Claire和Mitch還是小孩的時候
我經(jīng)常這么做
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- 想試試看嘛?
- 要怎樣做?
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你從那邊拿一個呼啦圈
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走到那邊很遠很遠很遠的地方
站定別動
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我控制飛機穿過它
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哇 聽起來好棒
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然后我就能控制它了嗎?
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- 不行
- 好吧
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這里怎樣?
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不夠遠 繼續(xù)跑
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好 繼續(xù)跑
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- 越遠越好
- 好好 我知道了
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知道了噢!
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這里呢?
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好! 站住 不許動!
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耶! 我們來吧!
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嗚呼!
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嗷!我太愛了!
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太-愛-了!
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你把飛機往我臉上開啊
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你肯定動了 我叫了你別動的
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- 我沒動啊
- 別說話
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我檢查一下有沒有什么問題
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Alex和我從來沒達成過一致
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她什么事情都能和我吵起來
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嗯 一個強而獨立的女人啊
293
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聽起來像是一個故人
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我從來脾氣就很好的
295
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這...這次裙子的事情...
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從來就沒有在Haley上發(fā)生過
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也許Alex不想被拿去和她姐姐比較
298
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她可能只是想有她自己獨特的一面吧
299
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把她和裙子搭在一起 她就失去自我了
300
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就因為穿了一個下午
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我就不會放棄一直做自己
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哇
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要不是我知道 很難想象你只有10歲
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10歲零9個月
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是啊
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- 你好
- 我是Mitchell 你們需要橄欖嗎?
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- 橄欖?
- 超級好的橄欖
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好的
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我這就給你買
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Mitchell 我找到尿布了
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就在這兒
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Cameron 猜猜我看到了什么
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棺材
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他們不僅賣嬰兒奶粉 還賣棺材
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從生到死 你需要的東西 這兒都有賣
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天啊 看看這滿架子的尿布
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真的好便宜
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我覺得嘛
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我們應該一次性買夠一到兩年用的
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我們放哪呢?
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00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:36,130
他們不是還賣棚子嗎
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你真愿意買個尿布棚?
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00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,930
你真想讓我們成為有尿布棚的人?
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別說話 快點再拿兩盒
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我可不會 Mitchell 我們得走了
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不 來嘛 我們還需要...
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請問下 你們的平板推車哪里來的?
328
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- 那兒
- 你快去拿一輛
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00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:52,910
- 真的?
- 是滴
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拿兩輛!
331
00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,845
我在賣蘋果醬那等你
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00:13:59,915 --> 00:14:02,875
猜詞游戲后 我們一起去喝了咖啡
333
00:14:02,995 --> 00:14:05,165
我知道了他喜歡藝術
334
00:14:05,285 --> 00:14:08,335
是個鋼琴小王子 還會說法語
335
00:14:08,425 --> 00:14:09,325
<i>一點點啦</i>
336
00:14:09,455 --> 00:14:11,355
所以 我看錯他了
337
00:14:11,825 --> 00:14:13,635
是啊 我就像"好市多"
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00:14:13,715 --> 00:14:16,295
大而不典雅 卻不怕沒人來愛我
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是滴 我就比較像...
340
00:14:18,995 --> 00:14:19,885
又忘了
341
00:14:20,115 --> 00:14:23,005
我們在巴黎逛的那家小商店叫啥名?
342
00:14:23,245 --> 00:14:25,195
你真是個勢利眼
343
00:14:27,598 --> 00:14:29,158
"卡薩布蘭卡"
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我踝關節(jié)上紋了朵花
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還吻了只極小的蝴蝶在我的...
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大腿上
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大腿哪?
348
00:14:38,908 --> 00:14:39,828
挺根部的地方
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00:14:40,148 --> 00:14:41,608
你這么做是為了看起來更性感嗎?
350
00:14:41,718 --> 00:14:43,318
回答這個 是因為男人才紋的?
351
00:14:43,488 --> 00:14:44,878
外公喜歡嗎?
352
00:14:45,028 --> 00:14:46,828
三個問題的答案 不 不 是滴
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00:14:46,948 --> 00:14:49,028
真惡心
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00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:50,528
我們還是聊聊你打洞的經(jīng)歷吧
355
00:14:50,528 --> 00:14:51,558
不
356
00:14:51,628 --> 00:14:53,498
我已經(jīng)回答你足夠多問題了
357
00:14:53,568 --> 00:14:55,398
現(xiàn)在你回答我
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00:14:55,468 --> 00:14:57,438
什么?
359
00:14:57,498 --> 00:14:59,138
你為啥不想穿裙子?
360
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:01,338
因為我不想讓自己
361
00:15:01,408 --> 00:15:02,578
看起來就像我姐和她朋友一樣
362
00:15:02,638 --> 00:15:05,308
我也穿裙子啊 一點也不會像她
363
00:15:05,378 --> 00:15:08,608
你就是我姐嘛 只是...年長40歲的版本
364
00:15:08,678 --> 00:15:09,948
- 就大10歲
- 20吧
365
00:15:10,018 --> 00:15:11,048
成交
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Alex 你為什么這么不愿意穿裙子?
367
00:15:13,718 --> 00:15:15,418
我穿不穿又無謂
368
00:15:15,488 --> 00:15:17,218
反正我沒我姐和你漂亮
369
00:15:17,288 --> 00:15:19,028
無稽之談 你很漂亮啊!
370
00:15:19,088 --> 00:15:20,128
我不漂亮
371
00:15:20,188 --> 00:15:21,588
但這沒關系
372
00:15:21,658 --> 00:15:23,228
我頭腦機靈
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- 那個俊服務員可不知道你機靈
- 什么意思?
374
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,838
每次他經(jīng)過 都會對你笑
375
00:15:29,898 --> 00:15:31,238
他才沒有!
376
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:34,408
那你怎么解釋只有我們桌上有面包?
377
00:15:35,738 --> 00:15:38,778
某一天 你也會憧憬著
378
00:15:38,848 --> 00:15:40,348
和一個他這樣的帥哥約會
379
00:15:40,408 --> 00:15:43,948
那天到來時 你也會想變得漂亮
380
00:15:44,018 --> 00:15:45,818
那時候你就會穿裙子了
381
00:15:48,388 --> 00:15:50,258
你吻過女孩沒?
382
00:15:50,318 --> 00:15:53,028
這樣問你外婆可不允許
383
00:15:53,088 --> 00:15:55,188
我媽以前是不是對我很嚴苛?
384
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,398
是滴 但你知道嗎?
385
00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:59,868
那時候 受貝蒂-傅瑞丹
(著名女權運動家)
386
00:15:59,928 --> 00:16:00,998
和葛羅莉亞-史坦能思想統(tǒng)治
(兩者皆為著名女權運動家)
387
00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:02,368
他們不明白...
388
00:16:02,438 --> 00:16:04,868
- 我們回來了
- 大家好
389
00:16:04,938 --> 00:16:06,038
購物怎么樣?
390
00:16:06,108 --> 00:16:08,808
太好了 你與Luke玩得開心嗎?
391
00:16:08,878 --> 00:16:11,638
- 不是那么...
- 我們過得很愉快
392
00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:15,378
Alex 我想了又想...
393
00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:17,178
如果你不想穿裙子去參加婚禮
394
00:16:17,248 --> 00:16:18,818
也不是世界末日
395
00:16:18,888 --> 00:16:21,218
沒關系啦
396
00:16:21,288 --> 00:16:22,558
我買了一條
397
00:16:24,018 --> 00:16:25,588
你看 她就是這么惹怒我的
398
00:16:25,658 --> 00:16:26,988
我們下周再談
399
00:16:29,128 --> 00:16:32,028
大家讓一下 有傷員 有傷員
400
00:16:32,098 --> 00:16:34,228
哦-哦 我臉得好好休息下
401
00:16:34,298 --> 00:16:35,168
你很好
402
00:16:35,238 --> 00:16:37,338
不會有事的
403
00:16:37,398 --> 00:16:39,268
額滴神! 老爸 你干了啥
404
00:16:39,338 --> 00:16:41,008
小事故而已
405
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,238
我剛經(jīng)歷了墜機事件
406
00:16:42,308 --> 00:16:43,538
發(fā)生了什么?
407
00:16:43,608 --> 00:16:45,808
飛機穿洞時 某人移動了
408
00:16:45,878 --> 00:16:47,878
我才沒有 你故意的
409
00:16:47,948 --> 00:16:50,978
是止痛藥讓他胡言亂語 他現(xiàn)在有點糊涂
410
00:16:51,048 --> 00:16:52,318
情況有多壞?
411
00:16:52,388 --> 00:16:55,188
機翼折段 螺旋槳彎曲
412
00:16:55,258 --> 00:16:56,418
- 但我可以...
- 我是指Phil
413
00:16:56,488 --> 00:16:58,318
我剛經(jīng)歷了墜機事件
414
00:16:58,388 --> 00:16:59,558
老爸 你真厲害
415
00:16:59,558 --> 00:17:01,388
我又沒讓他去 他自己堅持要去
416
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:03,428
他試了一下 結(jié)果就這樣了
417
00:17:03,498 --> 00:17:05,358
就像你開車壓他腳那次?
418
00:17:05,428 --> 00:17:06,368
你還開車壓他腳?
419
00:17:06,428 --> 00:17:07,498
那只是意外
420
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,968
老爸 你明明是故意的
421
00:17:09,038 --> 00:17:10,398
草坪上還有輪胎印
422
00:17:10,468 --> 00:17:11,398
那時候我剛戒煙
423
00:17:12,538 --> 00:17:14,038
瞧 你讓你老公更難受了
424
00:17:14,108 --> 00:17:16,108
- 我要喝水
- 我去拿
425
00:17:19,448 --> 00:17:20,708
你還好嗎
426
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:23,318
Gloria 你在這兒太好了
427
00:17:23,378 --> 00:17:26,048
別擔心 我也在這兒
428
00:17:26,118 --> 00:17:27,988
你是誰?
429
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,618
不是我的錯
430
00:17:29,688 --> 00:17:32,358
我看過你穿洞很多次
431
00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:34,488
- 你從沒失誤過
- 可能是我變老了吧
432
00:17:34,558 --> 00:17:36,728
你為什么不承認是因為你不喜歡Phil
433
00:17:36,798 --> 00:17:38,628
放下 你沒資格吃我家餅干
434
00:17:38,698 --> 00:17:40,098
我喜歡Phil啊
435
00:17:40,168 --> 00:17:42,738
只是有時他太黏人了
436
00:17:42,798 --> 00:17:45,568
這很讓人...討嫌
437
00:17:45,638 --> 00:17:47,008
好吧 他可能是有點黏人
438
00:17:47,068 --> 00:17:48,538
但是你從不給他機會
439
00:17:48,608 --> 00:17:49,708
你知道嗎?
440
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,438
我們已經(jīng)結(jié)婚16年
441
00:17:51,508 --> 00:17:54,408
你有告訴過他一次 你喜歡他嗎?
442
00:17:54,478 --> 00:17:56,518
這幾個字 我是沒說過
443
00:17:56,578 --> 00:17:58,218
你類似的話都沒說過
444
00:17:58,288 --> 00:18:01,248
你知道那讓我怎么想嗎?
445
00:18:01,318 --> 00:18:02,718
446
00:18:02,788 --> 00:18:04,458
你從沒告訴過你兒子 你愛他?
447
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,858
什么時候我們開始談"愛"這個詞了?
448
00:18:06,928 --> 00:18:09,028
他又不是我親兒子
449
00:18:09,098 --> 00:18:11,458
你的意思是 你也不愛Manny?
450
00:18:11,528 --> 00:18:12,768
我當然愛了
451
00:18:12,828 --> 00:18:14,398
相信我 當我剛才在公園時
452
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,098
我真希望是Manny相伴
453
00:18:16,168 --> 00:18:17,568
陪你干嗎...
454
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:21,168
好讓你用灰機打他頭嗎?
455
00:18:21,238 --> 00:18:24,578
老爸 謝謝你帶Phil回家
456
00:18:24,638 --> 00:18:27,448
我在他頭發(fā)里發(fā)現(xiàn)了一小零件 還你...
457
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,588
其實這叫做副翼 它是控制...
458
00:18:32,648 --> 00:18:34,748
是啊 這真重要
459
00:18:34,818 --> 00:18:36,688
再見 老爸
460
00:18:46,798 --> 00:18:48,098
嗨 Phil
461
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,438
Jay
462
00:18:53,308 --> 00:18:54,238
痛!
463
00:18:54,308 --> 00:18:55,908
難道你是瓷娃娃?
464
00:18:57,178 --> 00:19:00,578
Phil 我只想讓你知道 我很抱歉
465
00:19:00,648 --> 00:19:03,718
不管是因為我失誤 還是因為你動了...
466
00:19:03,778 --> 00:19:04,818
我沒動
467
00:19:04,888 --> 00:19:06,618
不管怎樣...
468
00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:09,388
我只想告訴你我很喜歡你
469
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:10,858
真的?
470
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,158
是滴
471
00:19:12,228 --> 00:19:14,788
你喜歡我什么?
472
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,528
你人好
473
00:19:19,598 --> 00:19:22,598
特別努力
474
00:19:22,668 --> 00:19:24,768
是啊
475
00:19:24,838 --> 00:19:25,938
你是個好爸爸
476
00:19:26,008 --> 00:19:27,968
我是個好爸爸 過來
477
00:19:28,038 --> 00:19:29,908
你過來
478
00:19:31,278 --> 00:19:33,278
這感覺真好
479
00:19:35,178 --> 00:19:37,018
發(fā)生什么了?
480
00:19:37,078 --> 00:19:38,678
出了個小意外
481
00:19:38,748 --> 00:19:40,948
但Jay在告訴Phil他愛他
482
00:19:41,018 --> 00:19:43,388
真好耶
483
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,418
是啊 但他從沒對我男友說過
484
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:46,628
別放心上啦
485
00:19:46,688 --> 00:19:48,428
- 憑什么
- Mitch是對滴
486
00:19:48,498 --> 00:19:50,358
你也去抱抱 Cam 快點
487
00:19:50,428 --> 00:19:51,828
沒開玩笑吧
488
00:19:51,898 --> 00:19:53,128
Jay!
489
00:19:53,198 --> 00:19:54,198
來吧 Cam
490
00:19:54,268 --> 00:19:56,268
- 就小抱一下
- 來吧
491
00:19:57,998 --> 00:19:59,198
快說 快說!
492
00:19:59,268 --> 00:20:00,538
我也很喜歡 Cam
493
00:20:00,608 --> 00:20:02,758
- 你喜歡他什么?
- 額滴神
494
00:20:02,848 --> 00:20:04,158
你從哪搞到的攝像機?
495
00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:06,218
世上最好的商店
496
00:20:07,778 --> 00:20:08,548
謝謝 老爸
497
00:20:09,218 --> 00:20:10,818
Manny 你也進去 一起照張相
498
00:20:10,888 --> 00:20:12,318
來吧 Manny
499
00:20:14,118 --> 00:20:15,158
一二三 "起司!"
500
00:20:15,218 --> 00:20:16,318
不要擠!
501
00:20:16,388 --> 00:20:17,988
- 起司!
- 照好了
502
00:20:18,058 --> 00:20:19,628
- 起司
- 再來一張
503
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,028
真和諧啊!
504
00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:23,598
505
00:20:23,658 --> 00:20:26,228
是不是有這種感覺 他可以環(huán)抱世界?
506
00:20:26,298 --> 00:20:29,138
我是不是把什么拉壞了
507
00:20:33,253 --> 00:20:34,253
我一直想要個女兒
508
00:20:35,473 --> 00:20:36,833
幫她穿靚裝
509
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:40,673
做頭發(fā) 修指甲 化妝
510
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:46,443
沒人知道 但在Manny還小時
511
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:47,613
我把他打扮成小女孩
512
00:20:47,683 --> 00:20:49,613
然后告訴大家他是我女兒
513
00:20:51,353 --> 00:20:53,283
就幾次而已嘛
514
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,553
我可不想讓他有性別錯亂感
515
00:20:55,623 --> 00:20:57,023
當他看到那些照片時 我就告訴他
516
00:20:57,093 --> 00:21:00,963
那是他死去的龍鳳胎妹妹