英語(yǔ)笑話（雙語(yǔ)）55 心滿意足的客戶

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一位心滿意足的客戶

A rough looking fellow strolled into the bank andwalked up to the teller.

有一位相貌粗魯?shù)募一镒哌M(jìn)銀行對(duì)柜臺(tái)職員說(shuō):

"I wanna open a god-damned checking account. "

“我想開個(gè)你他媽的活期存款賬戶。”

"CertainLy, sir," replied the young lady, “but there's no need to use that kind of language."

“當(dāng)然可以啦，先生，”年輕的小姐回答說(shuō)，“但沒(méi)有必要使用那種字眼。”

"Hey, get your ass in gear, will ya? I'm in a hurry.

“嘿，你他媽的能不能快一點(diǎn)嗎?我在趕時(shí)間呢!”

"Sir, I’m not used to being spoken to in that way. "

“先生，我不習(xí)慣別人那樣子對(duì)我說(shuō)話。”

"I wanna open a fucking checking account, and I want to do it now, understand?"

“我要開一個(gè)××的活期存款賬戶，而且要現(xiàn)在就辦，懂了嗎?”

"Sir, I'm going to get the manager," said the indignant young lady.

“先生，我去找經(jīng)理來(lái)。”氣憤的年輕小姐說(shuō)著。

Soon she returned with the manager, a dignified white haired gentleman who asked, "Whatseems to be the trouble, sir?"

不久她帶了經(jīng)理回來(lái)，那位滿頭白發(fā)、看起來(lái)很莊嚴(yán)的老先生問(wèn)道：“先生，到底有什么問(wèn)題嗎?

“I just won $10,000,000 in the lottery, and I want to open a goddamn checking account. "

“我剛中彩券得了一千萬(wàn)美元，我想開個(gè)你他媽的活期存款賬戶。”

"I see," said the manager warmly. "And this bitch is giving you trouble?"

“我知道了，”經(jīng)理說(shuō)道，“而這個(gè)臭婊子在給您添麻煩，是吧?”