英語(yǔ)笑話笑死人不償命40: 不要瞎混

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No Fooling!

不要瞎混!

"Please be gentle with me, darling," said the bride on her wedding night, "I'm a virgin. "

“請(qǐng)對(duì)我溫柔一些，親愛(ài)的!”新婚之夜新娘對(duì)新郎說(shuō)道。“我是個(gè)處女。”

"You're a virgin?" exclaimed her husband with surprise.

“你是個(gè)處女?”她丈夫吃驚地叫道，

"But you've been married three times. "

“可是你已經(jīng)結(jié)過(guò)三次婚了啊。”

"That's true. dear; but my first husband was an artist and he just wanted to look at my body;

“沒(méi)錯(cuò)，親愛(ài)的，可是我的第一任丈夫是位藝術(shù)家，他只想看我的身體。

my second husband was in advertising, and he would only tell me how great it was going to be;

我的第二任丈夫從事廣告業(yè)，而他只是告訴我那件事會(huì)有多美好。

and my third husband was a lawyer, and would always say, ”I'll get back to you next week. ,"

我的第三任丈夫是位律師，他總是說(shuō)：‘下星期我就回來(lái)看你。”