搞笑視頻之煩人的橙子15 電鋸驚魂

煩人的橙子之電鋸驚魂：我不得不承認(rèn)電影《電鋸驚魂》真的很驚魂，很驚悚!但當(dāng)這個(gè)變態(tài)冷峻心思縝密的電鋸殺人狂稀里糊涂地選到這個(gè)煩人的橙子來跟他玩這個(gè)貓爪老鼠的游戲時(shí)，抓狂的會(huì)是貓還是老鼠?這把電鋸還能驚魂嗎?最后死的會(huì)是誰?讓我們看看他們?nèi)绾窝堇[殺人的藝術(shù)。

(The title appears in a old movie opening way, "Annoying Saw", then the title disappears. Then, the lights flicker, revealing the Annoying Orange with a thing with wires on his head.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa! Where am I? Hey-- what's this thing I'm hooked up to?

(A screen is in front of Orange turning on is Jigsaw.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ew! Who's that?

JIGSAW: Hello, Orange. I want to play a game.

(Then, creepy music stops, and a record scratch is heard. The music turns to the theme song.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: A game?! Okay! Let's play Go Fish!

JIGSAW: What? No.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: How about Chutes and Ladders?

JIGSAW: No, you don't get to pick the game.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Why not?

JIGSAW: That's not how this works!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Why?

JIGSAW: Because! Now just listen!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Why?

JIGSAW: Because I said so!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Okay, geez! Who crapped in your cornflakes?

JIGSAW: (sighs) Right. Now, Orange, so far, you've been living annoying people. Society would call you a nuisance. I will call you an abomination.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah, and I'd call you Clownface! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

JIGSAW: What?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You look like someone smeared mashed potatoes on a mime! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

JIGSAW: That's enough!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're kind of emo aren't you?

JIGSAW: No, I'm not emo!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're an emo clown! (laughs)

JIGSAW: (sighs) Listen. The device you are attached to is a death trap. It's hooked up to a timer. If you do not locate the key in time, you will--

(Suddenly, Orange has the key.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You mean this key right here?

JIGSAW: (startled) What the--?! Where did you get that?!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I don't know.

JIGSAW: That's just great! You totally ruined the game!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Your game sucks! Let's play Yatzee!

JIGSAW: I hate Yatzee!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Jenga?

JIGSAW: NO!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You like Backgammon?

JIGSAW: Oh my god, you're annoying! That's it, I'm moving on to Eggplant.

(The camera zooms out, revealing Eggplant next to Orange.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa! It's Barney!

EGGPLANT: Uh, yeah, dude, I'm not Barney.

JIGSAW: Hello, Eggplant.

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey Barney! Can I teach you a song?

JIGSAW: NO!

EGGPLANT: Hey, I'm not Barney. Dude is-- is this part of the torture?

JIGSAW: Look, this is not how it's usually planned!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (singing) I'm an orange, that's a key, there's an emo clown on TV! (laughs)

JIGSAW: (sighs angrily)

EGGPLANT: Do I look like a purple dinosaur?! I'm an eggplant!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You look like a potato with bad circulation! Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

JIGSAW: (can't take it anymore) That's it! I swear to God, I'm so done with this crap! Why did I think of this a good idea?!

(Jigsaw leaves.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey! (singing) I'm an orange, you're not me, Jigsaw has to take a pee! (laughs)

EGGPLANT: Will ya shut up?!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Potato!

EGGPLANT: What?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Death trap!

EGGPLANT: Huh?

(The timer is already 1 minute, then the saw falls on Eggplant, cutting him in half.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Aww... poor Potato. He never SAW that one coming! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ...How do I get outta here?