搞笑視頻之煩人的橙子14 橙子逼瘋愛爾蘭小精靈

Luck o' the Irish愛爾蘭小精靈：不得不承認(rèn)，這只橙子就是個(gè)妖孽。連精靈都被他耍暈。閱歷豐富的橙子看見誰都不會(huì)怯場(chǎng)，恐怕死神來了他都無所畏懼繼續(xù)自己的風(fēng)格。每個(gè)與橙子說話的“人”都不得善終，那這只法力無邊的小精靈呢?一顆橙子究竟可以多惱人?看了這個(gè)“煩人的橙子annoying orange ”系列你就知道，它可以煩到連唐僧聽了都會(huì)抓狂崩潰歇斯底里地吐血慚愧而死并感嘆“既生瑜何生亮!”可以煩到連圣母瑪利亞都會(huì)破口大罵fuck!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (voice only, singing) Bored, b bored bored bored bored bored bored. Bor bor bor bor bored, b bored bored bored!

(The black screen disappears, revealing Orange laughing.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (sighs) Ahh!

(Suddenly, a small and fat leprechaun poofs into the kitchen.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (surprised) Whoa!

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: (looking for his Pot O' Gold)Here, goldy, goldy, goldy!

(The leprechaun starts to walk on the counter.)

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: I know you're around here somewhere!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: It's the Jolly Green Giant!

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: Me? No-no-no-no-no, I'm a leprechaun!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I'm an orange!

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: Yeah, I can see that! Good for you!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey, who shrunk you, Jolly Green Giant? You look like you just came out from a dryer! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: (as Orange laughs in the background) I'm not a giant, I'm a leprechaun! And I'm looking for me Pot O' Gold!

(Cuts to Orange, who suddenly has the gold.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Oh, you mean this thing?

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: Blast! How did I miss that?

(The Annoying Orange moves his mouth.)

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: All right, 'cha wee talkin' orange. What you tell for me Pot O' Gold?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (confused) Huh?

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: The gold! What you want for it?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Oh! I want a Pot O' Gold!

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: No. You don't get the Pot O' Gold, I get the Pot O' Gold. I tell ya, I'll-- I'll just give ya three wishes for it, how 'bout that?

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Three wishes?! Okay!

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: All right then! What's your first wish?!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I wish for a Pot O' Gold!

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: NO!! YA CAN'T HAVE THE GOLD!! THE GOLD IS MINE!! You can have something else! Something less goldy! Somethin' like, uh... uh...

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Oh! A whistling pinwheel!

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: A whistlin' pinwheel? Dear lord, you're a fruity orange! (chuckles) YOU GOT IT!

(A pinwheel poofs right in front of the Annoying Orange.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yay!

(Orange blows the pinwheel, and it starts whistling.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: All right, all right! Simmer down now!

(Orange blows it again.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: Okay!

(Orange keeps blowing the pinwheel and laughing.)

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: What's wish number two gonna be?!

(Orange blows the pinwheel, and it starts whistling.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoo!

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: Hey, COME ON! (claps hands)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (blows pinwheel again)

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: STOP IT ALREADY!!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(The leprechaun makes the whistling pinwheel poof away.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey!

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: You can have it back when your wishing's done, and now you have me gold!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Well that blows! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: Okay, okay, okay! Wish number two, what do you want?!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I wish I had my pinwheel back!

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: You only get your bloomin' pinwheel! Ya can't wish for it twice! There are rules on it!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Okay! I wish for one billion wishes!

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: No, no, ya can't wish for more wishes! That's against the rules, too!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I wish there wasn't so many rules.

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: YA CAN'T WISH FOR THAT EITHER!!!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Then I got nothin'.

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: Aw, c'mon! You can have anything you want in the world! You can have... (makes a car appear from his hand) a new car! (makes a unicorn appear) a unicorn! (makes a bikini-wearing lady appear) a lovely lass in a bikini! (makes the Lucky Charms appear) Or even marshamallows shaped like diamonds, horseshoes and stars!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Nah. Marshmallows make me gassy. (farts, then laughs)

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: YOU'RE A RIDICULOUS, LITTLE IDIOT!!

(The Annoying Orange frowns.)

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: I'M OFFERIN' YA ANYTHING IN THE WORLD THAN THAT GOLD!! AND YOU DON'T WANT NOTHIN'!!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I want my pinwheel!

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: (stomping) FORGET... ABOUT... THE PINWHEEL!! FOR 2 SECONDS!!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Pot O' Gold?

(Extremely frustrated, the leprechaun screams. Then, he can't take it anymore, and tells Orange to just keep his pot of gold.)

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: KEEP IT!!!

(Dramatic music starts to play.)

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: FORGET IT!!! I DON'T EVEN WANT IT ANYMORE!!!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa. Take it easy, little giant.

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: I'M NOT A LITTLE GIANT, I'M A FREAKIN' LEPRECHAUN!!!

(Orange frowns.)

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: AND YOU'RE AN ANNOYING SACK OF CITRUS!! IF I EVER BIT ONE IN ALL ME DAYS!!!

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Fine! I wish you had your pot of gold so you'd stop being so angry!

(The Pot O' Gold poofs away.)

LIAM THE LEPRECHAUN: (overjoyed) Finally!

(The gold suddenly comes down and lands on the leprechaun, killing him.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (gasps, eyes widen) Whoa! Sorry, little giant! Are you okay? Little giant? Little giant? Ohh! Now I'll never get my pinwheel back. (sighs)

(A whistling noise is heard. The camera then zooms out, revealing that Pear was next to him the whole time blowing his pinwheel.)

THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey!

PEAR: Finder's keepers, dude!