艾倫脫口秀494:自動修改功能

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Just want you all finish it on your own.

只是想讓你們自覺停下來

All right,so you know when you text somebody,autocorrect tries to correct the words for you.

好吧 當(dāng)你們給別人發(fā)短信的時候 自動修改功能會試圖幫你們改正單詞

Sometimes it gets it right,Sometimes it gets it very very wrong.

有的時候能改對 有時候卻錯得離譜

Which is what we enjoy when you send us this,

很開心你們把這些寄給我們

This is Mallory Zepedar,from Oregon City Oregon.

這是Mallory Zepedar 來自俄勒岡市俄勒岡州

Uh,what did you try to send me,It won't come through,

你之前想發(fā)給我什么的 沒傳過來

It was a picture of my crotch with pillows.

是一張我的褲襠和枕頭的合照

OMG,Couch,couch,not crotch.Autocorrect.Thanks autocorrect.

老天 睡椅 睡椅 不是褲襠 該死的自動修改 我謝謝你了 自動修改

Emily Asprey in Dry Creek West Virginia sent this,

來自西佛吉尼亞州干溪市的Emily Asprey

Did you like the first song I sent you.OMG,I love it.

你喜歡我傳給你的第一首歌么 天哪 我太喜歡了

Yes,it's very pretty,I did her voice too.

很好聽 我也很喜歡她的聲音

Well,I'm heading to bed,make sure and send me any more wonderful dongs that pop out of you.Good night,ha ha ha.

我要上床睡覺咯 記得把你想到的好的小弟弟發(fā)給我 晚安 哈哈哈

Julie Greer in Chelsea Massachusetts,Mom needs help setting up her phone.

Julie Greer 來自麻省切爾西 老媽需要人幫忙設(shè)定一下手機(jī)

Don't actually need to call Verizon,she should just be able to plug her phone into her cooter and activate from there.

沒必要打給電訊公司 她只需要把手機(jī)插在小妹妹上 然后激活一下就行了

OMG,Computer,not cooter.Ha ha,can't stop laughing.Cooooooter.

我的天 電腦 不是小妹妹 哈哈 真是笑死我了 小妹....妹

All right,thanks for sending those in.

好了 謝謝把這些發(fā)給我們

If you have an autocorrect you think I should see,send it to me.

如果你覺得有哪一個好玩的自動修改很有趣 記得要發(fā)給我

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