艾倫脫口秀396:賺錢的法子
Thank you very much.That's a lot of love and thank you so much,that's very very sweet.
非常感謝你們 感謝你們的厚愛 太窩心了
Tony,did you have any idea that was gonna turn into what it did.I didn't have slightest
Tony 你知不知道那東西為什么會變那樣 我一點都不知道
Did you see any of that stuff? It just took off like warfare.Crazy，
你看見那些東西了嗎 就跟煙花一樣射出來 瘋狂
yes,Crazy wasn't it.Yes very much so.All right,I'm fine,I'm fine
真瘋狂 不是嗎 是啊 很瘋狂 我很好 我很好
I'll tell you who's not fine right now though,who is.The US postal service.Oh yeah
我告訴你誰不好 誰 美國郵政系統(tǒng) 噢 沒錯
They are running out of money,Did you hear about this
他們快沒錢了 你聽說了嗎
They have plans to get rid of Saturday delivery
他們打算周六不送信了
So if mailman comes and knocks at your door and says they have a special package for you.Don't,don't open the door
所以如果有郵遞員敲門說 有個特殊包裹給你 可別 千萬別開門
I came up with a way that the post office can generate more money,I don't know why I have to think of everything
我?guī)退麄兿肓藗€賺錢的法子 我真不明白為什么所有事都要我來操心
All they have to do is to sell space on their uniform like they do in NASCAR.Andy come on now.
他們只要像NASCAR全美賽車那樣 在衣服上賣廣告就行了 Andy 上臺吧
Cover Girl,Tide,Halo,Groupon,American Express.Look at the back,one of the sponsors is my book
封面女郎 汰漬 Halo 團(tuán)購網(wǎng) 美國運通 看看他背后 其中一個廣告商是我的書
Wonderful,it's in stores on 14th October,you can preorder at amazone com
真不錯 書10月14日上市 你可以先在亞馬遜預(yù)定
Oh that should be on the shirt by the way.The post,bye Andy
剛才那句話應(yīng)該帖在襯衫上就好了 再見 Andy
