艾倫脫口秀395:傳得天花亂墜
I really didn't want this to be a big news story,that's the whole reason I didn't go to hospital
我不想這事變成新聞 著就是我當(dāng)時(shí)為什么沒去醫(yī)院
The paramedics wanted me to go to hospital to get fully checked out and I didn't wanna go because
急救人員讓我們?nèi)メt(yī)院做全面檢查 我不想去 因?yàn)?/p>
No 1,I have a show to do,the show must go on.I learnt that from Ethel Merman earlier in my career
一是 我有個(gè)脫口秀要做 節(jié)目必須得辦下去 這是我最早打拼時(shí)從Ethel Merman身上學(xué)到的
Well I talk about Ethel Merman for singing.No 2,I didn't want it to leak to the press,so that worked out
其實(shí)我提到Ethel Merman只是為了唱歌 二嘛 我不想讓媒體知道 看樣子這個(gè)目的達(dá)到了
It's amazing how the story spread like,I mean what happened was I was having chest pains
事情傳得那是漫山遍野 天花亂墜 當(dāng)時(shí)我只是胸口疼
I called the paramedics to come to my office,they checked me out and left.5 minutes later,TMZ found out about it
然后叫了急救隊(duì) 他們來我辦公室檢查了一下就走了 5分鐘后 有愛的TMZ發(fā)現(xiàn)了
And then it was everywhere.It was like the game of telephone,because the story is just escalating
接下來所有人就都知道了 這就好像是玩?zhèn)髟捰螒蛞粯?事情就這么傳開了
One report said,I was actually rushed to the hospital in an ambulance with the unsettled heart attack
有一條新聞?wù)f 我突發(fā)心臟病 被急救車送到醫(yī)院去了
By the time I got home,Mama was going for my jewelry
我回到家的時(shí)候 我媽正準(zhǔn)備拿我的珠寶
Portia said the phone was ringing all day long,People from Australia were calling
Portia說電話響了一整天 連澳洲都有人打過來
When it got to Australia the story was a dingo ate my baby.It had gone that far
但是故事到澳洲就成了一只野狗吃了我的寶寶 傳得夠離譜的
But once again,I wanna say I feel fine.Thank you for your twitters and your emails
我想再說一次 我很好 謝謝你們的微博和郵件
and thank you to the paramdics,thank you to all my co-workers here who offered mouth to mouth,thank you so much
感謝急救隊(duì) 感謝要給我人工呼吸的同事們 太感謝你們了
I'm gonna checking with TMZ today to see if I'm gonna pull through.All I know right now is I'm healthy enought to dance
我回頭得去看下TMZ 不知道我挺過去沒有 我只知道我現(xiàn)在健康得能跳舞
