艾倫脫口秀395:傳得天花亂墜

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I really didn't want this to be a big news story,that's the whole reason I didn't go to hospital

我不想這事變成新聞 著就是我當(dāng)時(shí)為什么沒(méi)去醫(yī)院

The paramedics wanted me to go to hospital to get fully checked out and I didn't wanna go because

急救人員讓我們?nèi)メt(yī)院做全面檢查 我不想去 因?yàn)?/p>

No 1,I have a show to do,the show must go on.I learnt that from Ethel Merman earlier in my career

一是 我有個(gè)脫口秀要做 節(jié)目必須得辦下去 這是我最早打拼時(shí)從Ethel Merman身上學(xué)到的

Well I talk about Ethel Merman for singing.No 2,I didn't want it to leak to the press,so that worked out

其實(shí)我提到Ethel Merman只是為了唱歌 二嘛 我不想讓媒體知道 看樣子這個(gè)目的達(dá)到了

It's amazing how the story spread like,I mean what happened was I was having chest pains

事情傳得那是漫山遍野 天花亂墜 當(dāng)時(shí)我只是胸口疼

I called the paramedics to come to my office,they checked me out and left.5 minutes later,TMZ found out about it

然后叫了急救隊(duì) 他們來(lái)我辦公室檢查了一下就走了 5分鐘后 有愛(ài)的TMZ發(fā)現(xiàn)了

And then it was everywhere.It was like the game of telephone,because the story is just escalating

接下來(lái)所有人就都知道了 這就好像是玩?zhèn)髟?huà)游戲一樣 事情就這么傳開(kāi)了

One report said,I was actually rushed to the hospital in an ambulance with the unsettled heart attack

有一條新聞?wù)f 我突發(fā)心臟病 被急救車(chē)送到醫(yī)院去了

By the time I got home,Mama was going for my jewelry

我回到家的時(shí)候 我媽正準(zhǔn)備拿我的珠寶

Portia said the phone was ringing all day long,People from Australia were calling

Portia說(shuō)電話(huà)響了一整天 連澳洲都有人打過(guò)來(lái)

When it got to Australia the story was a dingo ate my baby.It had gone that far

但是故事到澳洲就成了一只野狗吃了我的寶寶 傳得夠離譜的

But once again,I wanna say I feel fine.Thank you for your twitters and your emails

我想再說(shuō)一次 我很好 謝謝你們的微博和郵件

and thank you to the paramdics,thank you to all my co-workers here who offered mouth to mouth,thank you so much

感謝急救隊(duì) 感謝要給我人工呼吸的同事們 太感謝你們了

I'm gonna checking with TMZ today to see if I'm gonna pull through.All I know right now is I'm healthy enought to dance

我回頭得去看下TMZ 不知道我挺過(guò)去沒(méi)有 我只知道我現(xiàn)在健康得能跳舞

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