艾倫脫口秀28 艾倫對愛人說送禮紀(jì)要送鉆石
Now hold on your pants.
驚喜還在后頭呢
This is the most expensive gift.
價格最逆天的禮物閃亮登場了
This is 1.85 million dollars.
這件大禮價值一百八十五萬大刀
It is forevermark Ultimate Diamond Collection.
它是永恒印記的鉆石系列
Take a look at this.
睜大眼看看
This is a... I guess it's a whole bunch of diamonds.
這就是 一大堆鉆石啊
They say diamonds are forever
人們常說鉆石很久遠(yuǎn)
which is how long it's gonna take to pay off your credit card.
同時也意味著卡債還到很久遠(yuǎn)
If you're looking for something slightly more affordable.
如果你在尋覓價格稍微親民一點(diǎn)的
This only cost 1.5 million dollars.
這價值一百五十萬刀
This is a 201-inch outdoor television.
這是201寸的戶外大電視
Tt's called the His and Hers Ultimate Outdoor Entainment System.
名叫男女戶外終極娛樂影音系統(tǒng)
I would buy it, I'm gonna wait for the Hers and Hers.
我是會買的 不過要等廠家出個女女版的
But I'm gonna buy this.
這電視我買定了
I hope it helps with your shopping.
希望以上介紹能對你們購物有所幫助
Uh...you know, it probably didn't.
額 應(yīng)該是幫不到的啦
So,hey, remember when it comes to buying gifts,
有一點(diǎn)請大家一定要記住了
it's not about the money that you spent ,it's the thought that you put into it.
買禮物價格不是最重要的 關(guān)鍵是用心
But,hey,Portia if you're watching,
portia如果你在看節(jié)目的話 請聽著
I like the diamonds, those are nice.
我超愛鉆石的 鉆石美呆了
It's fun to give gifts,it's fun to get gifts.
送禮樂趣十足 收禮也是嗨翻天
And I thought what better way to start the Christmas season than...
我在想還有什么比送禮為圣誕節(jié)開場更好呢
becuase I like you already.
我可喜歡你們了
I can tell, I already like you
我點(diǎn)我清楚 你們真是深得我心
Hold on. Hold on.
淡定 淡定
I didn't get you the diamonds, don't think you're getting the diamonds.
我又不是要送你們鉆石 想都甭想
But I do want all of you to come back for 12 days of Giveways.
不過我誠邀大家在12日禮物大派送的時候再次來到現(xiàn)場
