艾倫脫口秀27 能時(shí)光倒回的自行車?

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It's the middle of october

現(xiàn)在是十月中旬

and it's exciting 'cause the leaves are changing colors,

多么振奮人心的季節(jié) 樹(shù)葉正在悄然變色

and ...and the smell of pumkin is in the air.

空氣中彌漫著南瓜的氣息

And so you know what's on everything's mind?

你們知道大家都在盼什么嗎

Christmas, and...

圣誕節(jié)

You can never start your christmas shopping too early

圣誕購(gòu)物永遠(yuǎn)沒(méi)有為時(shí)尚早的說(shuō)法

especially if you're shopping for me.

特別是你們?cè)跒槲覓哓浀臅r(shí)候

And neiman marcus just came out with their annual fantasy gift guide.

所以neiman marcus的年度夢(mèng)幻大禮指南已經(jīng)火熱出爐了

It costs anywhere between 1100 dollars and 2 million dollars for their fantasy gift.

這些夢(mèng)幻大禮的定價(jià)在一萬(wàn)一千刀到兩百萬(wàn)刀之間

They're perfect for people whose fantasy is to go broke.

簡(jiǎn)直就是為那些夢(mèng)幻著破產(chǎn)人士而量身打造的嘛

I checked it out before the show

做節(jié)目之前我去查了查這些大禮

and I gonna share some things that I...

接下來(lái)要和大家分享一下

I thought maybe you'd be interested in buying.

我想你們可能會(huì)有興趣收入囊中的

Here's the cheapest item right here,it's 11000 dollars.

第一件單品是最便宜的 價(jià)值11000刀

It's called the CICLOTTE,

它叫CICLOTTE

and it's a luxury exercise bike made in Italy.

是由意大利制造的土豪級(jí)建設(shè)自行車

It's the Ferrari of things you'll never use.

這是自行車中的法拉利 卻永遠(yuǎn)都派不上用場(chǎng)

It has the state-of-the-art design, carbon fiber handles.

它設(shè)計(jì)一流 配備了碳纖維的手把

If you padel hard enough, you can go back in time

如果你踩得夠快夠給力 快到時(shí)光倒流

and not buy this bycicle.

你就能回到過(guò)去不必買它了