英語小達人每天10分鐘 355 How to Control Your Wife

[00:00.01]How to Control Your Wife 怎么管你老婆 [00:12.10]There were three guys talking in the local pub. 三個人在當?shù)氐男【起^里喝酒。 [00:14.35]Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, 其中的兩個在大談自己怎樣管老婆， [00:20.11]while the third remains quiet. 第三個人一直都沒說話。 [00:22.21]After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, 過了一會兒，那兩個中的一人轉向他說： [00:27.32]"Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" “嘿，你怎么樣，你怎么管老婆的？” [00:33.57]The third fellow says, "I'll tell you. 他說：“我告訴你們， [00:36.47]Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees." 有一天晚上，我老婆跪著向我爬過來。” [00:43.09]The first two guys were quite amazed. 那兩個很是吃驚，問道： [00:46.02]"Wow! What happened then?" they asked. “哇，怎么會這樣的？” [00:49.50]The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, 他喝了一大口啤酒， [00:53.10]sighed and uttered, "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'" 嘆口氣道：“她說，：‘從床底下出來像個男人一樣跟我打。’”

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