英語小達(dá)人每天10分鐘 263 An Old Joke
老笑話
An elderly man went to a doctor with multiplecomplaints.
一個(gè)上了年紀(jì)的人帶著港幣病痛去看醫(yī)生。
"I see spots before my eyes," he said.
“我眼前老是看到些斑斑點(diǎn)點(diǎn)的。”他說。
"It's due to old age," said doctor.
“那是年老的緣故。”醫(yī)生說。
"No food agrees with me," said the man.
“我什么都不想吃。”老人說。
"That too is due to old age," said the doctor. "The digestive system becomes weaker as wegrow older."
“那也是因?yàn)槟昀稀?rdquo;醫(yī)生說，“隨著年齡的增長，我們的消化系統(tǒng)也逐漸衰弱了。”
"My back is giving me trouble," persisted the man. "Sometimes the pain becomes unbearable."
“我的背也很痛。”老人繼續(xù)說，“有的時(shí)候痛得都無法忍受。”
"Old age," said the doctor.
“年老的原因。”醫(yī)生說。
This was too much for the man.
老人聽不下去了。
"Why do you go on saying 'old age, old age'," he screamed. "If you cannot cure me, say so. I'llgo elsewhere."
“你怎么總是說‘年老，年老’。”老人尖聲叫道，“你要是治不了就說，我去別的地方。”
"See how easily you lost your temper," said the doctor. "That is another characteristic of oldage."
“看看，你那么容易發(fā)脾氣。”醫(yī)生說，“這也是年老的另一個(gè)特征。”
