欲望都市第六季 熟女迷思 Catch-38

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:49:36 [00:02.00]聽美劇學(xué)英語(MP3+LRC) [00:13.36]欲望城市 [00:36.84](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問) [00:43.68]“熟女迷思” [00:47.16]I'd been dating the Russian for two months... 我和俄國佬已交往兩個月了 如此甜蜜美好… [00:49.32]when we hit a reIationship benchmark so rare... [00:53.64]I didn't even know it existed. 以至于沒發(fā)現(xiàn)到 我們的關(guān)系已邁入另一階段了 [00:57.88]He gave me his aIarm code. 他告訴我家里的警報器密碼 [00:58.100]And l had keys made. 我?guī)湍愦蛄税谚€匙 [01:06.16]You made me a set of keys? 你幫我打了串鑰匙? [01:08.84]l had my assistant go to a locksmith... 我叫助理去找鎖匠…打鑰匙 [01:11.64]but, yes, keys were made. [01:15.48]Okay, what's the code? 好，密碼幾號? [01:16.40]lt's four... 四 [01:20.48]seven... 七 [01:24.32]three... 三 [01:29.60]five? 五 [01:32.76]l will write it down for you. 我?guī)湍銓懴聛? [01:35.56]It was a kind of security I'd never experienced... 在這段戀情中 我得到了從未體驗過的安全感 [01:37.88]in a reIationship. [01:40.64]His alarm code. Like it was nothing. 警報器密碼 他卻好像不當(dāng)一回事 [01:43.44]-Do you really want to hear about this now? -Yes, l need the distraction. -你現(xiàn)在想聽嗎? -我得分散注意力 [01:48.88]Samantha was feeIing Iess secure... 在等乳房腫瘤切除報告出爐時 莎曼珊覺得很沒安全感 [01:50.60]as we waited for the resuIts of her Iumpectomy. [01:51.36]lt's going to be fine, sweetie. They got it out, it's going to be fine. 會沒事的 切除后，應(yīng)該就沒事了 [01:55.44]l know. 我知道…佩特洛夫斯基? [01:57.60]So, Petrovsky.... [01:60.64]好，好像沒什么一樣 我苦苦哀求大人物才給我鑰匙 [02:03.92]lt was just so easy. [02:03.52]Big made me beg for a key in front of his doorman... [02:07.96]whereas the Russian... 而俄國佬卻敞開大門 歡迎我進入他的生活 [02:08.88]has just welcomed me into his life and apartment. [02:12.68]Did l mention the extra robe in the bathroom? 我提過他在浴室 幫我放了件外袍嗎? [02:13.24]-ls it as nice as this one? -Even nicer, if you can believe it. -和這件一樣美嗎? -美多了 [02:23.48]-Hello, l'm Dr. Pinkner. -How do you do? -兩位好，我是平克納醫(yī)生 -你好，她朋友凱莉 [02:23.80]-Her friend, Carrie. -Hello, Doctor. [02:27.68]Samantha, l have good news. -醫(yī)生你好 -好消息，手術(shù)很成功 [02:28.52]The lumpectomy went very well, all your scans look clean... [02:31.92]掃描結(jié)果正常 我認為應(yīng)該是第一期 [02:32.72]and l'd classify you as stage one. [02:35.24]-And one is-- -The best, right? -第一期… -最好的結(jié)果，對吧? [02:35.72]One is pretty much the best. -對，很好 -太好了 [02:39.100]-好冰 -你復(fù)元情況很好 [02:41.24]You're healing nicely. 因為腫瘤的特性 我還是建議你接受化療 [02:45.96]Because of the nature of your tumor... [02:46.04]l would still recommend a course of chemo. [02:50.32]-l still have to have-- -Chemotherapy. As a precaution. -我還是得接受… -化學(xué)療法，以防萬一 [02:54.20]l don't understand how this happened to me. 我不懂，我怎么會長腫瘤? [02:58.48]lt could be genetics. Since there's no breast cancer in your family... 可能是基因遺傳 但你家族親人都沒有癌癥病史 [02:60.24]it could be a variety of factors: diet, lifestyle choices.... 所以可能是其他因素 飲食、生活方式的選擇… [03:04.96]Lifestyle choices? 生活方式的選擇? [03:04.72]Some studies have shown women who haven't had children... 研究報告顯示未生育的女性 得到乳癌的機率相對升高 [03:09.68]have an increased chance of getting it. [03:10.68]l see. 我懂了，所以是我自找的? [03:13.16]So l brought this on myself. [03:15.68]-l'm just giving you the basic-- -l think we're done here. -不是，我只是… -檢查完了 [03:16.36]Maybe l wasn't clear-- -也許我沒解釋清楚 -病歷表給我 [03:20.04]Give me my chart. l'm going to find a woman doctor... 我要去找大牌女醫(yī)生 她也許比較懂 [03:21.84]some hot woman doctor who understands what this is all about. [03:25.32]-l meant statistically-- -You're lucky to have touched my breasts. 我只是說根據(jù)統(tǒng)計… [03:26.00]你能摸我胸部，算你走運 [03:32.48]Carrie, my purse. 凱莉，皮包拿著 [03:34.64]It was hard to be huffy in a cIoth robe, but Samantha puIIed it off. 穿著外袍時不容生氣 但莎曼珊已不管太多了 [03:39.32]All right then, good to meet you. 再見，很高興見到你 [03:43.08]Like it's my fault. l shouldn't be punished for not having kids. 說得好像是我不對 沒生小孩該受獎賞，不是處罰 [03:46.88]l should be rewarded. [03:46.20]Since when did kids become the get-out-of-cancer-free card? 什么時候生小孩 成了免得癌癥的方法? [03:49.88]He's basically saying l'm a whore who deserves chemo. 他好像說我人盡可夫 所以該受化療這種罪 [03:53.84]l don't think that's what he was saying. -我想他不是這么說 -既然都切除了，干嘛化療? [03:57.32]What l don't understand is, if they got it all... [03:58.88]why do you need chemo? -因為他是大混蛋 -有可能是極小的腫瘤 [04:01.32]Because he's an asshole. [04:00.28]-There can be something microscopic-- -Like his dick? [04:04.80]Do you have cancer or Tourette's? -就像他的小弟弟? -你是得了癌癥還是妥瑞氏癥 [04:07.48]-l'm getting a new doctor. A woman. -l think you should. -我要換個醫(yī)生，女醫(yī)生 -應(yīng)該的 [04:09.44]-l've heard great things about a Dr. Mc-- -Andrew. l'm on it. -我聽很多人說過… -麥安竹醫(yī)生，我知道 [04:11.72]Top-rated oncologist by New York magazine four years running. 紐約雜志評為最佳腫瘤學(xué)專家 我正在想辦法預(yù)約 [04:15.80]l'm trying to get in. [04:17.80]l'm sorry. l got to get back to the office. 抱歉，我得回辦公室了 有長周末，午餐就不能太混 [04:21.40]l'm taking a long weekend, so l can't take a long lunch. [04:24.04]You never take long weekends. 你何時有過長周末? [04:26.56]Steve wanted to go on a little trip... 史蒂芬想去旅行 明天我們要開車去山上小木屋 [04:27.52]so we're driving up to some mountain lodge tomorrow. [04:31.04]lt's supposed to be nice. -應(yīng)該還不錯吧 -等等，太太 [04:32.80]Slow down there, missus. [04:34.12]ls this ''little trip'' your honeymoon? 這是你們的蜜月旅行嗎? [04:37.08]No, it's just a.... 不是，只是…隨便啦 [04:40.36]-Whatever. -And yet you just got married last week. 但你上星期剛結(jié)婚 可有趣了 [04:44.24]That's interesting. [04:47.40]lt's your honeymoon. -是蜜月旅行 -完了 [04:48.44]Here we go. -誰來照顧布萊迪? -他一起去 [04:50.12]-Who's taking care of Brady? -We're bringing him. [04:50.20]lt's not a real honeymoon if Brady's there. -那就不算是蜜月旅行了 -不是就算了 [04:54.88]Then it's a ''whatever.'' [04:54.64]What have you got against honeymoons? lt's basically sex with room service. 那干嘛去度蜜月? 蜜月就是嘿咻外加客房服務(wù) [04:60.44]You have to have a real honeymoon. 你得有個真正的蜜月旅行 [05:01.44]-lt's very important. -To whom? -這很重要 -對誰很重要? [05:05.60]l'm with Star of David on this one. Leave Brady with Magda. 這次我站在她這邊 布萊迪交給梅格照顧 [05:06.00]lt's four days, l've already given her the time off. 我們要去四天 我已經(jīng)讓她休假了 [05:09.96]She's made plans. She's going to nannypalooza or something. 她計劃好了 好像要去參加奶媽天堂樂園… [05:14.76]l'll take him. l'd love to take him. He's adorable. -我可以帶他，他好可愛 -總共四天 [05:16.44]lt's four days. Adorable stops after a day and a half. [05:19.60]-沒多久你就受不了了 -我可以和她輪 [05:20.40]l could take care of him part of the time. [05:22.100]l'm his godmother, it's the least l can do. 什么表情?我是他的教母 幾天而已，我可以應(yīng)付得來 [05:26.88]l can handle him for a couple of days. [05:27.48]l saw that. 我看到了 [05:31.16]You guys would really do that? -你們真的愿意嗎? -非常樂意 [05:34.72]-Absolutely. -With pleasure. [05:36.32]l wouldn't. 我不行，因為史密斯要回來了 [05:35.12]Because Smith is coming back into town... [05:37.28]and l've always chosen sex over babies. 我一向覺得性愛比小孩重要 所以我才會得癌癥 [05:41.12]And that's apparently why l got cancer. [05:43.00]The next day, I tried on two IabeIs.: 隔天 我試穿新裝也試演新角色 [05:47.88]CIassic Vuitton and New Mommy. 路易威登新裝和新媽咪 [05:51.84]你看 [05:60.08]We're going to go in the carriage and we're going to see the-- 要坐嬰兒車了… [06:03.24]My phone's ringing. 手機響了，坐好… [06:04.56]Stay here, hold on. [06:06.92]-好，你好 -情況如何? [06:09.92]-Yeah, hello? -How's it going? [06:10.92]l was just mistaken for a mother by a mother. 剛才有個媽媽 以為我就是真正的媽媽 [06:16.76]So he's okay? -布萊迪好嗎? -我們處得好極了 [06:16.08]Yes, Brady and l are having a lovely time. [06:19.76]We are going to spend the afternoon at the Hotel Petrovsky. 今天下午 我們要去佩特洛夫斯基的豪宅 [06:23.56]ls he a baby person? -他喜歡小孩嗎? -他叫我?guī)Р既R迪過去 [06:23.72]When l told him l had Brady for the day, he said to bring him over. [06:28.32]But is it safe? Are there stairs? What about sharp edges? 這樣安全嗎? 那里有樓梯或尖角嗎? [06:32.08]lt's a deathtrap. We're gonna strap a pillow around the kid... 那里可是危險場所 我會在他身上綁枕頭以防萬一 [06:35.60]and hope for the best. [06:36.68]And further downtown, Samantha was in hot pursuit... 隨后在市中心，莎曼珊則對 這位大牌女醫(yī)生緊追不舍 [06:41.56]of the hot woman doctor. [06:43.44]Hi. l'm Samantha Jones. 你好，我是莎曼珊瓊斯 我們講過幾次電話 [06:45.52]We've spoken on the phone several times. [06:47.28]-Please stay behind the partition. -Sorry. -請別靠在柜臺上 -抱歉 [06:52.20]l know that you said Dr. McAndrew was booked... 你說麥安竹醫(yī)生約滿了 [06:54.04]but l was referred here by Dr. Ward and Dr. Popham... 但這是瓦德醫(yī)生 和波本醫(yī)生推薦我來的 [06:56.04]who both attended the Paint for the Cure benefit l threw. 他們參加了我主辦的 “為醫(yī)療而畫”的慈善會 [06:59.84]l'm sorry, the doctor is booked through March. 對不起，三月前都約滿了 [07:04.68]My good friend Susan Schaffer, who threw the Dance for the Cure benefit... “為醫(yī)療而舞”慈善會的主席 也是我朋友蘇珊 [07:08.28]said that sometimes Dr. McAndrew can squeeze you in... 她說如果人到現(xiàn)場 也許醫(yī)生能排出時間看診 [07:10.64]-if you just show up. -March. -要到三月(又指：滾開) -你會搞上得化療的人… [07:11.84]Who do you have to fuck to get chemo around here? [07:15.04]-Excuse me? -l'm sorry, l'm upset. -你說什么? -抱歉，我心情不好 [07:17.64]l'm dealing with cancer. -我正在對抗癌癥 -全紐約的人也都在對抗癌癥 [07:18.48]All of New York is dealing with cancer... [07:22.60]not to mention some very pushy people in Los Angeles and Miami. 更別提洛杉磯和邁阿密 那些莽撞粗魯?shù)娜? [07:25.96]Fine, l'll just take a seat and hope for an opening. 好吧，我去坐著等 希望醫(yī)生有空檔 [07:27.84]-The doctor has no openings till March. -You already said that. -醫(yī)生三月前都沒有空檔 -你剛說過了 [07:38.76]l've been here since 9:00 a.m... 我從早上九點就來排了 如果有空檔，我是第一順位 [07:41.28]so if anyone's going to get in without an appointment, it's me. [07:44.24]Loud and clear. Don't you worry about me, l'll get in. 我聽得一清二楚 別擔(dān)心，我會看到診 [07:48.04]l've been waiting for two days, and so far no one has gotten in yet. 我已經(jīng)排兩天了 現(xiàn)場還沒有人看到診 [07:52.08]l was once told l wouldn't be able to get backstage to see Mick Jagger. 以前有人告訴我 我不能去后臺見米克杰格 [07:57.96]Well, l did get backstage. And l blew him. 但我見到了，還幫他口交 [08:05.12]Excuse me... 對不起，我不知道 這個問題可不可以問… [08:07.24]l don't know if this is an appropriate question to ask. [08:11.68]l think we passed appropriate a few second ago. 經(jīng)過剛才那番話 沒什么不能問的 [08:15.80]What kind of cancer do you have? -你得了什么癌癥? -乳癌 [08:17.28]-Breast. -Me, too. 我也是，我有點好奇 你有小孩嗎? [08:18.16]-l'm curious. Do you have children? -l'm a nun. [08:22.40]-You have none? -No, l am a nun. -我沒… -沒有小孩 [08:22.64]不是，我是修女 [08:27.20]But that doesn't mean l didn't enjoy your Mick Jagger story. 但那不表示我不喜歡聽 剛才那段米克杰格的軼事 [08:28.56]-l thought that nuns had to wear-- -l haven't worn a habit in years. -我以為修女都要穿… -我好久沒穿修女服了 [08:34.64]So then... -所以…你沒有性生活? -沒有 [08:36.52]you don't have sex. [08:37.36]-No. -Never had sex. -從來沒有? -沒有 [08:39.60]No. [08:45.16]-Just one more. -Go right ahead. -我想再問一下 -請說 [08:48.04]Are you allowed to masturbate? -你們可以手淫嗎? -我沒想過 [08:52.84]l never asked. [08:53.72]But thanks for getting my mind off cancer for the first time in a week. 不過還是謝謝你 一周來我頭一次忘掉癌癥的事 [08:59.04]Happy to help. 很高興能幫上忙 [08:60.12]Samantha feIt a IittIe better knowing that saints and sinners... 莎曼珊心情好多了 [09:03.96]despite their habits, get the same treatment when it comes to cancer. [09:04.48]她知道不論圣人或罪人 都同樣會罹患癌癥 [09:07.24]And so far... 而目前為止，還是看不到診 [09:09.96]that was no treatment at aII. [09:12.24]We're here. 好，到了 [09:13.84]Come on in, Brady, l'll get you the candy. 布萊迪，快進來 [09:17.48]The alarm. 警報器 [09:21.36]天啊，小心玻璃 [09:25.48]Oh, my gosh, okay. 我的老天，好 [09:29.56]Four, seven, what? 四、七… [09:29.52]Welcome. -歡迎 -你好 [09:32.52]Hi. [09:36.40]-Brady knocked the vase over. -That's pathetic, blaming the baby. -布萊迪把花瓶打翻了 -真差勁，居然把錯推給小孩 [09:44.92]My other plan was just to leave... 我剛才還想拔腿就跑 假裝你家被歹徒闖入 [09:45.64]and pretend you'd been burgled. [09:48.60]Do you want the keys back right now? -你要我把鑰匙還你嗎? -行行好 [09:51.80]Noise? Yes, the alarm. 很吵，對，那是警報器 [09:54.64]She's clumsy, isn't she? 對，她很笨，對吧? [09:57.88]AIeksandr hoIding a baby was the most disarming thing of aII. 好可愛 [09:60.44]亞力山大抱著嬰兒的模樣 是完全卸除心防的時候 [10:05.52]And upstate in Honeymoon CentraI.... 而在紐約州北部的蜜月愛巢里 [10:08.80]That was really great. 棒呆了 [10:14.24]Now what? 現(xiàn)在要干嘛? [10:15.16]What do you mean? 什么意思?放輕松 [10:19.36]We relax. [10:22.68]Should we go for a walk or something? 要出去走走嗎? [10:25.32]No, let's just lay here, hang out. 不要，賴在床上就好 這種機會可不常有 [10:28.36]-How often do we get to do that? -That's true. 那倒是真的 [10:33.56]Should we get dressed? -起床穿衣服? -我打算這四天都要光溜溜的 [10:34.12]l plan on being naked for the next four days. [10:43.80]l'm gonna unpack. 我想解開行李 [10:49.36]Knock yourself out. 真有體力 [10:59.60]There's no TV or radio. -沒有電視、也沒收音機 -別大驚小怪，老婆 [11:03.36]You okay with that, partner? [11:06.96]l'm fine. 我沒事 [11:08.04]But there is a CD player and a CD. 但是有光碟播放機和光碟片 [11:19.08]''Sounds of Mohonk Mountain. '' “摩和克山莊之音” [11:30.08]Shit. -該死 -怎么了? [11:32.28]-What's the matter? -l forgot my cell phone charger. -我忘了拿手機充電器 -又用不著，只有你和我 [11:33.80]You won't need your cell phone. lt's just you and me. [11:36.76]As Miranda got a crash course in Iife as a twosome... 當(dāng)米蘭達正參加如何適應(yīng) 雙人行的短期訓(xùn)練班時 [11:42.12]I got a gIimpse of Iife as a threesome. 我也在學(xué)著適應(yīng)三人行的生活 [11:44.52]He's good. This is your best work yet. 他很厲害，這是你最棒的作品 [11:49.72]The guy's a genius. 這小子是個天才 讓我想到涂鴉畫家巴斯奎特 [11:50.28]-Reminiscent of the early Basquiat. -You're very good with him. [11:53.48]你對他很有辦法 你想過要有自己的小孩嗎? [11:54.84]-You ever thought about having children? -l have one. [11:56.72]我有個小孩 [11:57.44]Many years ago. 多年前的事 [12:01.20]No more children. 事實上，我沒辦法再生小孩 因為我… [12:02.80]Actually, l cannot, l've.... [12:07.28]Yeah, closed the factory. 我了解 [12:08.36]沒辦法生 你呢?你想要小孩嗎? [12:12.04]How about you? You never wanted children? [12:14.24]You know.... 這個嘛… [12:18.72]l've always thought that l might. 我一直…覺得自己… [12:20.48]l just haven't gotten around to it yet. 還沒到那個階段 [12:26.48]When were you planning to do this? How old are you? 那么你打算什么時候生? [12:26.44]你多大?38歲? [12:29.56]Thirty-eight? 我頓時覺得自己好像被 “點三八”手槍射中了 [12:29.04]I feIt Iike I was just shot with a .38. [12:38.52]The Russian doesn't want to have kids. Had one a long time ago. He's done. 俄國佬不想要有小孩 他年輕時有小孩，也不能生了 [12:42.80]Then do svidaniya, or however you say it. 那就再見了 [12:43.28]What? For you, maybe, but not for me. 什么?也許你會選擇分手 但我不會 [12:45.76]-Don't you want to have the option? -Yes. -你不希望有選擇的權(quán)利嗎? -當(dāng)然希望 [12:49.92]But it is my experience that men like him don't come along often. 但根據(jù)我的經(jīng)驗 像他這樣的男人不是隨處可見 [12:51.68]But we're 38. These are the years. 但我們都38歲了，歲月不饒人 [12:56.20]Yes, l know, l've heard. l'm running out of time. 我知道，能生育的時間不多了 我連吃餅干的時間都沒有 [12:58.08]-l don't even have time to eat this cookie. -How is it? [13:00.16]lt's so good l forgot to have children. -好吃嗎? -真好，能暫時忘了孩子的事 [13:06.80]Maybe he'll change his mind. -也許他會改變心意 -不，他動了輸精管切除手術(shù) [13:07.04]No, l don't think so. [13:09.32]-He had a vasectomy. -Those are reversible. [13:14.68]ls he willing to have it reversed? 再動手術(shù)恢復(fù)就行了 他愿意吧? [13:15.28]l can't ask him that. 這問題我怎么開口 我連他的生日都不知道 [13:18.04]-l don't even know his birthday. -Too bad. 我們這年紀，如果雙方來真的 小孩的事沒什么不能談的 [13:18.52]At our age you have to be able to talk about having children... [13:21.52]if you think it might get serious. [13:24.80]That attitude... 你是要我告訴他女人青春有限 我快沒時間了… [13:24.24]that awareness on the part of a woman that time is ticking... [13:27.92]is very sexy to a man. 那可真會讓男人倒胃口 [13:29.80]You can't be scared to have those talks. -但你不能避談這些問題 -為什么? [13:32.88]Why not? 這種話題很嚇人，我不想再談 [13:34.56]lt's a perfectly scary conversation. l didn't want to have it with myself. [13:38.84]-What does that mean? -lt means... -什么意思? -如果我要小孩，早就去試了 [13:40.32]if l really wanted to have a baby, wouldn't l have tried to have one by now? [13:44.72]l wanted to be a writer, l made myself a writer. 我想當(dāng)作家，也成了作家 [13:45.60]l want a ridiculously extravagant pair of shoes... 我想要一雙超怪的鞋子 就會想辦法去買 [13:49.24]l find a way to buy them. [13:53.32]But this is totally different. 那不一樣，你只是一直在等待 對的時機遇到對的人 [13:54.12]You have been waiting for the right man and the right time. [13:57.64]That's exactly the way it goes in my head, too. 對，我心里也這么想 [13:60.60]不對，也許我不適合生兒育女 [14:02.60]Maybe l'm just not a baby person. [14:04.20]Why should you give up having a baby for a man you hardly know? 你干嘛為了個認識不深的男人 放棄生兒育女的機會? [14:08.56]Why should l give up a man for a baby l hardly know l want? 我連自己都不確定要不要小孩 就放棄那個男人? [14:13.80]l think you're a baby person. 我覺得你很適合生兒育女 只是自己沒發(fā)覺而已 [14:15.00]-You're a closeted baby person. -What? [14:16.32]You didn't want to leave Brady with me for two days. 什么?兩天來你都不放心 把布萊迪交給我 [14:20.16]Look at how well you did. -看你帶得多好 -布萊迪 [14:22.44]Hi. [14:24.28]l think you should definitely have a baby. 我覺得你真的該生個小孩 [14:29.04]Okay. 好吧 [14:29.24]So what did he have, a boy or a girl? 他的孩子是男生還是女生? [14:35.12]l forgot to ask. 我忘了問，看吧? 這表示我并不是天生的父母 [14:38.20]See, a baby person would've asked. [14:39.68]All right. l should get home and do some work. 好了，我得回家做事了 [14:44.96]Why don't you keep Brady a little while longer? Till dinnertime at least. 再多和布萊迪玩一下 至少等到晚餐時間吧 [14:49.52]You think l'll decide if l'm a baby person in the next couple of hours? 到時再決定 我適不適合生兒育女? [14:51.40]You still have a couple years. 你還有好幾年的時間 [15:05.12]l'm starting to prune. 我快變梅干菜了 [15:09.28]You know what would be romantic? 你知道什么是浪漫? [15:11.04]We have a fire, a bubble bath... 燭光、泡沫浴、香檳 [15:15.52]champagne. [15:19.72]What would be romantic? 還有呢? [15:20.60]l want to wash your hair. -我想幫你洗頭 -我已經(jīng)洗了 [15:23.48]l washed it already. 我知道，但我想幫你洗 就像“遠離非洲”中的場景 [15:26.76]l know, but l want to wash it for you. Like in... [15:28.64]Out of Africa. [15:42.08]Hold the soap. 肥皂拿著 [15:44.28]好 [15:55.12]What could be better than that? 超浪漫的吧 [15:59.92]Hurt, soap in my eye! -好刺，肥皂流進眼睛里 -好 [16:03.48]Hello? -你好 -我得了焦慮癥 [16:05.04]l'm having an anxiety attack. [16:07.04]Brady is fine. -布萊迪很好 -很好，但我打來不是說這個 [16:08.40]Good, but that's not why I'm caIIing. [16:10.00]l'm in the woods in my negligee, and my cell phone only has two bars left. 現(xiàn)在我穿著便服站在林里 而手機電源只剩兩格，救命 [16:15.28]-Help. -Are you lost? -你迷路了? -分不清東西南北 [16:15.40]Completely. 這個鬼地方一直有個聲音說… “趕快再來炒飯” [16:16.80]This whole place, this trip, is screaming: [16:19.76]''You should have sex with your husband again.'' [16:22.44]The fire, the tub. We've already done it twice today. 爐光、泡沫浴… 今天我們已經(jīng)炒兩次飯了 [16:25.44]lt's like sex is the only thing on the itinerary. 我看旅行日記里 只有一件事可記錄…嘿咻 [16:29.12]So you two are getting along. -看來你們很甜蜜 -那還用說，這是蜜月 [16:29.08]Of course, it's our honeymoon. [16:33.68]-Where's he? -In bed. -他人呢? -他在床上，我去拿冰塊 [16:34.48]He thinks l'm getting ice. [16:36.88]Then don't forget the ice. 那就別忘了 [16:39.04]Last night Steve and l held hands for an hour and a half, watching... 昨晚我們一小時半 都手緊握著手看著…爐火 [16:43.84]the fire. 他凝視著我的雙眼 而我的雙眼卻到處找遙控器 [16:43.84]He was looking into my eyes. [16:46.68]l was looking for the remote. [16:49.48]lt feels good to be sarcastic. 能諷刺人真好 但在蜜月時不可以 [16:52.96]You can't be sarcastic on your honeymoon. [16:54.76]You should talk to Steve. -你該和史蒂夫談?wù)?-不行，他正沈浸在其中 [16:55.16]l can't talk to Steve, he's on his honeymoon. [16:60.80]How's Brady? l miss him. -布萊迪好嗎?我好想他 -他很好，我們都很好 [17:02.40]He's great. We're great. [17:05.40]So, this whole motherhood thing, all it's cracked up to be? 為人母是不是都這樣 擔(dān)心東擔(dān)心西的? [17:10.36]There's something in the bushes. 樹叢里好像有東西 [17:12.88]l hope it's a wild animal... 我希望是野生動物 而不是史蒂夫跑來叫我嘿咻 [17:14.52]and not Steve coming to have sex with me again. [17:18.00]l should be able to do this, Carrie. 我應(yīng)該做得到的 [17:19.92]This shouId be the most romantic time of my Iife. 這應(yīng)該是我這輩子 最浪漫的回憶 [17:27.08]Raccoon. 浣熊 [17:28.76]After Miranda used the ''S'' word twice... 米蘭達連講了兩次“應(yīng)該”后 (又指：性愛) [17:30.16]I wondered if shouId was another disease pIaguing women. 我不禁在想“應(yīng)該”這兩個字 可能已成為女性間的傳染病 [17:36.24]Did we want babies and perfect honeymoons... 是我們自己要生小孩 要有個完美蜜月嗎? [17:39.28]or did we think we shouId have babies and perfect honeymoons? 還是我們覺得應(yīng)該要生小孩 應(yīng)該要有個完美蜜月? [17:43.80]How do we separate what we couId do from what we shouId do? 要如何區(qū)分我們要做的事 或是我們應(yīng)該做的事? [17:45.12]And here's an aIarming thought.: 有個驚人的發(fā)現(xiàn)… [17:49.56]It's not just peer pressure, it seems to be coming from within. 這不只是來自同儕壓力 也來自自己本身 [17:52.00]Why are we shouId-ing aII over ourseIves? 為何我們應(yīng)該做這些事呢? [17:57.80]Then there are the shouIds of promoting a fiIm... 隨后在影片宣傳會上 [18:01.96]which Samantha shouId have been in favor of, but she wasn't in the mood. 有件莎曼珊應(yīng)該一向 很愛做的事，她卻沒興致 [18:04.12]You should stay at the party. Harvey Weinstein is here. 你應(yīng)該留下來 大制片家哈維韋恩斯坦也在 [18:07.52]l did enough parties in L.A. l'd rather go home with my girl. 洛杉磯的派對夠多了 我寧可回家和你廝磨 [18:12.48]Smith, right here! -史密斯，看這里 -看這里 [18:17.04]l don't feel like having my photograph taken tonight. 今晚我不太適合拍照 [18:20.16]l'm gonna go out first and we'll talk tomorrow. 我先走，明天我們再談 [18:23.32]What's going on? We haven't spent a night together since l've been back. 我回來后，我們都沒在一起過 我哪里做錯了嗎? [18:28.88]-Did l do something? -No. 沒有，不是你的關(guān)系 [18:30.36]-lt's not you. -Something's up. [18:30.28]You were quiet all night. 一定有事，你整晚話不多 [18:33.84]You didn't talk that much the last few times we had phone sex. 連上次我們電話性愛時 你都沒說幾句話 [18:39.44]When you were in L.A... 你去洛杉磯時 我在胸部發(fā)現(xiàn)腫塊，是癌癥 [18:41.04]they found a lump in my breast, and it's cancer. [18:45.32]Hey, Smith. [18:49.56]The next day at the HoteI Vasectomy... 隔天在他的豪宅里 我向他發(fā)問了 [18:50.44]I had some questions for the man next to me. [18:55.04]So this child you had.... -你的小孩… -什么? [18:56.92]-Yes. -How old is.... -他幾歲? -她 [18:60.00]-She. -She, yes. 她，好吧 [19:02.20]Her name is Chloe. 她叫做克蘿依，22歲 [19:03.28]She is 22. 她住在巴黎 她媽媽也住在那里 [19:07.76]She lives in Paris, and her mother lives there, too. [19:12.24]你們有結(jié)婚嗎? [19:12.80]-You were married to her mother? -Yes. [19:15.64]lt's the only time l was married. 有，我只結(jié)過那次婚 [19:18.32]lt lasted seven years, five of them good. 持續(xù)了七年 前五年的婚姻生活很美好 [19:29.04]This is my little thing at the age of four... 這是我女兒四歲時的相片 [19:32.68]in our little house in Santorini. 就在圣托里尼的小房子里 [19:36.80]-She's beautiful. -Still is. -她好美 -現(xiàn)在還是那么美 [19:37.28]That's her mother? 旁邊的是她媽媽?她很漂亮 [19:41.64]She's lovely. [19:42.28]And so young. -又年輕 -那時的我也很年輕 [19:43.36]l was young then, too. [19:49.28]為什么只生一個? [19:50.60]Why only one child? [19:55.68]l like my life the way l like it. 我喜歡過自己喜歡的生活 我很幸運，能擁有克蘿依 [19:57.88]l got really lucky with Chloe. Somehow it worked out. [19:60.96]有她這個女兒 [20:01.36]Look, it's her seventh birthday. 看，這是她七歲生日時 [20:05.92]Everything is purple. 什么東西都是紫色的 紫色蛋糕、衣服、鞋子 [20:05.52]Purple cake, purple dress, purple shoes. [20:11.60]lt was great. So funny. 很棒，真有趣 [20:17.24]There it was, wrapped up in a bow. 就這樣說完了 [20:18.36]The whole life l am never gonna have with him... 我不能和他共度生兒育女生活 是因為他早和別人度過了 [20:20.32]because he had it already with somebody else. [20:25.28]And l know l shouldn't say this to someone with cancer... 我知道這事不該對癌癥患者說 但為什么是我? [20:27.76]but why me? 順其自然 [20:30.24]Let it rip. [20:31.84]l guess it's not going to happen. 如果我和他在一起 也許就沒辦法生兒育女了 [20:34.56]That life, if l'm with him. [20:36.32]Then bye-bye, baby. What else is on the menu? 那就算了 人生菜單里有這么多選擇 [20:40.40]What do you mean? 什么意思? [20:42.48]There are a lot of fabulous things in life that don't include a baby. 沒有小孩的生活 可以過得多姿多彩 [20:47.08]What would that be like? 比如說呢? [20:48.08]Well. 他 [20:51.92]Him. [20:53.92]Sex and travel, comfort... 性愛、旅行、安逸享受 [20:56.40]love... 愛…還有大膽冒險 [20:57.72]and extraordinary adventures. [21:01.96]Not too shabby. -還算不賴 -如果我們打算過這種生活 [21:04.44]lf that's where this is going. [21:05.88]At this point, l've only been invited in as far as... 但目前我也只知道他家的密碼 還有一件外袍而已 [21:07.44]a security code and a robe. [21:10.64]And the question that l need to ask... 我很想問他一個問題 卻沒辦法問 [21:12.92]is just impossible to ask. [21:14.60]What is that? 什么問題? [21:16.28]''Will you love me enough... 你對我的愛足夠彌補 我不生小孩的遺憾嗎? [21:21.08]''to make up for the fact that l didn't have a baby?'' [21:23.56]-Honey, no. -Exactly, it's only been two months. -別問 -沒錯，只交往兩個月 [21:29.00]38 years and two months. -38歲又兩個月了 -千萬別問… [21:31.12]No, no. [21:31.08]l know. 我知道 我們現(xiàn)在的關(guān)系還不適合問 [21:34.20]lt's too early in a relationship to have that conversation... [21:38.76]but it's too late in my life not to. 但現(xiàn)在不問 我的年齡可等不及了 [21:41.72]lt's a catch-38. 進退維谷的38歲 [21:45.44]And after safeIy putting Brady to bed... 安全將布萊迪 放進堅固的嬰兒床后 [21:48.68]in his very sturdy crib... [21:50.56]CharIotte and Harry enjoyed some romance as weII. 夏綠蒂和哈利 也來點浪漫的性愛 [21:54.36]天啊 [21:55.44]Oh, my God. 我的天啊 [21:57.32]Oh, my God, stop! -我的老天，快停 -怎么了? [21:58.92]What happened? [21:59.20]Brady saw us having sex. l've scarred him for life. 布萊迪看到我們做愛了 他會一輩子留下創(chuàng)傷 [22:02.48]Him? You've scarred me for life. 才不是他 是我會留下一輩子的創(chuàng)傷 [22:06.20]Brady. 布萊迪… [22:10.08]Look away. 轉(zhuǎn)過去 [22:20.80]Hello? -你好 -壞消息 [22:22.88]l have bad news. 快說，要我回去嗎? [22:25.48]Spit it out. Do l need to come home? [22:25.68]Brady saw us having sex. -布萊迪看到我們做愛了 -然后呢? [22:29.76]-And.... -He was looking at me during.... 他剛好看到… [22:32.12]He doesn't know what he's looking at. 他根本不知道那是什么 也不知道那是什么叫聲 [22:35.04]He doesn't know where his nose is. [22:37.60]Are you sure? 真的? [22:37.72]Harry, Brady can't be anywhere near this conversation. 哈利 別讓布萊迪聽到我講電話 [22:43.28]l think it may be too late. He just said, ''Sex is dirty.'' 來不及了 他剛說“羞羞臉，在嘿咻” [22:46.68]That's not funny. 不好笑 [22:46.12]Charlotte, he's fine. 夏綠蒂，他沒事 [22:51.04]但是…你好像很緊張 我還是回去吧? [22:52.12]But you sound tense. Maybe l should still come home. [22:54.48]No, l'm sorry to bother you. Go back to your honeymoon. 不用，抱歉吵到你 快去度蜜月吧 [22:59.76]l still have half a bar left-- 我的手機電源只剩半格…天啊 [22:60.44]-No! -What? 怎么了? [23:04.92]Are you on the phone? -該死 -你在講電話? [23:06.72]Charlotte panicked, but everything's fine. 夏綠蒂手忙腳亂 但一切沒事了 [23:08.20]Then come back to bed. 回床上來 [23:13.92]l don't need to come to bed. l'm rested. 我不想回床上，我休息夠了 [23:16.96]So am l, come on. -我也是，來吧 -我不要再嘿咻了 [23:18.16]Steve, l can't have sex anymore. [23:19.92]-l have a brain. -l know you have a brain. -我又不是禽獸 -我知道 [23:22.64]l love you, but l can't love you this often. 我愛你，但我沒辦法整天愛你 一天愛兩次，無時無刻 [23:26.00]l can't love you twice a day every day. l'm going crazy here. [23:29.48]l miss ESPN and NPR and DateIine. 我快被搞瘋了，我好想ESPN 美國公共廣播電臺、日線節(jié)目 [23:32.64]l am not the honeymoon type. 我不是那種適合度蜜月的人 你會恨我嗎? [23:35.88]Do you hate me? [23:38.76]No, l don't hate you. 哪會，我不會恨你 但這也是我的蜜月 [23:40.40]But it was my honeymoon, too. [23:42.80]l like being quiet sometimes. 我喜歡偶而靜一靜，看個書 [23:44.12]l like reading a book. [23:47.40]Four days is a long time. 四天太長了 [23:49.60]lt isn't actually, but it's all l had off from work. 老實說并不會 但這已是我最長的假期 [23:53.92]SuddenIy, Miranda understood the new shouId in her Iife. 突然間米蘭達領(lǐng)悟到 她的新生活中應(yīng)該做的事 [23:58.04]The things you shouId do for someone you Iove. 就是你該為所愛的人做的事 [23:60.80]l'm sorry, Steve, l'm an asshole. 對不起，我是個混蛋 [24:03.28]Yeah, you are, but you're my asshole. 沒錯，但你是我的小混蛋 [24:07.76]That's sweet and gross at the same time. 甜蜜又粗野 [24:11.92]Well, relax. 放輕松，一大早我們就回家 [24:11.84]We're leaving in the morning. [24:14.12]The honeymoon's over. 蜜月結(jié)束了 [24:17.12]Say that again. 再說一次 [24:20.36]The honeymoon's over. 蜜月結(jié)束了 [24:21.48]For Miranda, once the honeymoon was over... 對米蘭達來說 蜜月一結(jié)束，她的性致就來了 [24:24.24]it couId finaIIy begin. [24:28.56]Hey, l got a brain, you know. 拜托，我又不是禽獸 [24:36.36]The next day, at Dr. McAndrew's office... 隔天在麥安竹醫(yī)生的辦公室里 [24:40.48]impatient patients were getting desperate. 沒耐心的病患開始焦躁不安 [24:46.56]God bless. 愿主保佑你 [24:53.96]Pulling out all the stops, huh? 全副武裝 [24:55.40]What else was l gonna wear? 不然怎么辦?罩個大腫瘤? [24:57.56]A big tumor? [25:07.60]This is my second day at this... 我已經(jīng)第二天過來了 [25:09.28]facacta office, and my good friend... [25:14.64]the features editor at Vanity Fair-- 而我的好友 也是浮華雜志的主編… [25:15.08]Miss Jones, l've told you a thousand times, there's nothing l can do. 我說過幾百遍了，我?guī)筒簧厦? [25:19.12](史密斯一臉震驚) [25:22.80]Oh, my God. 我的天 [25:23.48]這…你是… 你是史密斯杰洛德的女友? [25:26.68]You're Smith Jerrod's girlfriend? [25:27.20]Yes, l suppose l am. 對，沒錯 [25:30.36]It was the one name Samantha hadn't dropped. 這個名字 還在莎曼珊的花名冊中 [25:34.44]Oh, my gosh, l love him. 我的天，我好愛他 [25:40.44]He's my screen saver. 他是我的熒幕保護程式 [25:42.00]What's he like? -他的人如何? -他不會搞劈腿 [25:45.68]He's a very loyal boyfriend. [25:48.76]Always by my side. 常會替我著想 [25:49.84]He would probably come here with me if l had an appointment. 他也許會陪我來 如果我能約到診 [25:55.80]Smith Jerrod, in this office? 史密斯杰洛德會來這里? [25:57.08]Oh, my gosh. 我的天，這樣的話 [25:59.80]Let's see.... 有時候我會約八點的診 [26:02.16]Sometimes l make an appointment at 8:00. She doesn't like it, but she'll do it. [26:05.48]-l could come at 8:00. -And Smith? Does he get up that early? -醫(yī)生不喜歡這樣，但會看診 -我八點可以來 [26:07.84]-這么早史密斯起得來嗎? -為了我，他應(yīng)該會 [26:07.92]For this, l think he would. [26:09.92]And... 如果你也能幫她約時間 [26:11.52]if you could get her an appointment... [26:14.52]he might kiss you on the lips. 也許他會親你一下 (又指：保密) [26:18.68]You're tomorrow at 8:00 am, she's 7:45. 你是明天早上8點 她是7點45分 [26:22.16]Thank you so much. 謝謝你 [26:24.72]Smith turned out to be more than a screen saver. 史密斯不只是熒幕保護程式 而成了救世主 [26:28.72]He was a Iifesaver. -我們預(yù)約到了 -謝謝老天 [26:28.72]We're in. [26:31.92]Oh, my God. [26:34.96]No, oh, my boyfriend. 不對，應(yīng)該謝謝我男朋友 [26:36.80]That is how Smith got Samantha in. 史密斯不但讓莎曼珊樂翻天 也造福了修女 [26:37.44]PIus nun. [26:45.80]-Are you cold? -l'm okay. -會冷嗎? -不會，還好 [26:50.60]You're very quiet today. 你今天話不多 [26:51.96]What is it? 怎么了? [26:56.36]This vasectomy. 輸精管切除手術(shù)… [27:02.24]lt's not reversible, is it? -不能再復(fù)原，對吧? -我不想 [27:04.08]l guess, not for me. [27:06.88]Okay. 好吧 [27:12.24]And we are quiet again, eh? 又不說話了? [27:21.72]l know you may think... 也許你會覺得我要說的話 現(xiàn)在說可能太早了 [27:21.00]it's way too early to say what l'm about to say... [27:24.16]但并不早 [27:26.56]but it's not. 什么話? [27:28.88]To say what? [27:31.44]l think that... 我覺得… [27:37.08]l could really be with you. 我真的想和你在一起 [27:38.88]And l just want to say that... 我想說的是… [27:44.76]if this is something... 如果你心中有什么想法… [27:48.32]you are thinking... [27:48.24]l need to know, because... 我得知道，因為… [27:52.52]l'm 38, as you said.... 你說過我都38歲了 [27:55.40]所以… [28:02.48]l'm 38. 我38歲了 [28:04.76]Thirty-eight is young. -38歲還年輕 -那得看你說話的對象 [28:05.20]That depends who you're talking to. [28:11.52]So here we are, so soon. 這么快… [28:15.28]As you said... 就像你剛說的，我… [28:19.28]l could really be with you as well. 我也愿意和你在一起 [28:24.84]But believe me, l know who l am... 但是相信我，我很了解自己 我不會改變心意 [28:26.00]and l won't change my mind. [28:30.32]l'm simply too old for that. 我這把年紀 不再適合生兒育女 [28:32.84]Being a parent is an extraordinary thing. 為人父母是件很棒的事 [28:38.24]l wouldn't want you to miss that, if it's something you want. 如果那是你想做的事 我不希望你錯過 [28:42.80]And you should have everything you want. 你可以去做你想做的事 [28:49.08]l am kind of cold. -我有點冷 -過來 [29:02.16]I didn't know exactIy what I wanted... 我不知道自己到底要什么 但我覺得溫暖多了 [29:07.08]but I feIt Iike I was getting warmer.

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