欲望都市第五季 人生旅程 The Big Journey

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:45:23 [00:02.00]聽(tīng)美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)(MP3+LRC) [00:10.96]欲望城市 [00:36.00](性愛(ài)專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問(wèn)) [00:44.00]“人生旅程” [00:49.52]One night, four Iadies in the east met at Compass to discuss going west. 有天晚上，四個(gè)東岸女郎 在羅盤餐廳討論去西岸的事 [00:53.64]l have to go to San Francisco on a book tour. 我要到舊金山 舉行新書(shū)巡回簽名會(huì) [00:57.72]You wouldn't go to the Upper West Side. Suddenly, you're going to San Francisco? 你連上西區(qū)都不去 [00:60.80]現(xiàn)在竟然要去舊金山? [01:01.76]They're making me. Apparently, l'm very big in San Francisco. 很明顯地我在舊金山 變成了大人物 [01:04.16]You mean, Big is in San Francisco. -你是說(shuō)大人物在舊金山吧 -或許我會(huì)跟大人物見(jiàn)面 [01:08.04]Okay, yes, perhaps l'll see Big. [01:09.64]Guys, l need to have sex. lt's been too long. 我必須做愛(ài)，我太久沒(méi)做愛(ài)了 [01:14.88]Lately, l've been having these dreams where l run. 我一直在做春夢(mèng) [01:15.88]l run up to complete strangers... 夢(mèng)見(jiàn)我遇見(jiàn)了陌生人 [01:18.96]and just start kissing them. 拼命地猛親他們 [01:20.84]No need to go across the country for sex. Go across the restaurant. 你想做愛(ài) 也不必橫越整個(gè)美國(guó)吧 [01:25.72]Those guys have been checking us out ever since they sat down. 那些家伙一直盯著我們看 [01:30.92]Cute. 真是可愛(ài)… [01:30.88]太可愛(ài)了 [01:32.08]Boring, boring and boring. 無(wú)聊，真是無(wú)聊 就跟這些扇貝一樣 [01:36.36]-Like these scallops. -l love the food here. -我喜歡這里的食物 -味道還是一成不變 [01:37.64]Same old, same old. [01:39.84]Same old? lt just opened last week. -這家餐廳上星期才開(kāi)幕 -扇貝的味道就是扇貝 [01:40.52]Scallops are scallops, and bachelors are bachelors. 單身貴族就是單身貴族 [01:43.00]Sounds to me like you might be experiencing... 聽(tīng)起來(lái)你已經(jīng)面臨了 “白首宮女話當(dāng)年”的危機(jī) [01:45.40]a ''been there, done them'' existential crisis. [01:50.36]lt's not me, it's New York. Nothing is ever really new. 問(wèn)題不是我，是紐約才對(duì) 這里沒(méi)有新的東西 [01:51.44]ln fact, they should change the name to ''Same York.'' 他們應(yīng)該把紐約 改名為“老套城市” [01:55.32]You're nuts. These scallops are fantastic, and those guys are cute. 這些扇貝真好吃 那些男人也很可愛(ài) [01:58.40]You should go say hi. May l? -你該去打個(gè)招呼，可以嗎? -我才不要那么做 [02:01.84]No, l don't want to say hi. l want to say: 我想對(duì)他們說(shuō) “你們誰(shuí)想躺在我身上?” [02:02.08]''Could one of you lie on top of me for a while?'' [02:05.96]l need to feel the weight of a man on me. 我需要感覺(jué)一下男人的身體 [02:10.56]At times like this, l wish women could go to male prostitutes. 真希望女人能找男妓 [02:13.44]Women do. -女人的確會(huì)那么做 -只有在爛電影里 [02:14.96]No, only in bad screenplays and first novels. [02:15.24]That is an incredible investment idea. -跟新手寫(xiě)的小說(shuō)才會(huì) -那是個(gè)很不錯(cuò)的投資點(diǎn)子 [02:18.40]We should open a brothel where the men are cute... 開(kāi)家有帥哥的妓院 用最棒的埃及棉床單 [02:22.68]and the sheets are 500-count Egyptian cotton. [02:23.28]-Samantha, you can be the madam. -At least it's something new. -莎曼珊，你可以當(dāng)老鴇 -至少那是個(gè)新點(diǎn)子 [02:27.64]We could put one in every neighborhood, like Starbucks. 每個(gè)社區(qū)都要開(kāi)一家妓院 就跟星巴克咖啡一樣 [02:31.92]-Starfucks. -Such a place doesn't exist in reality... -星“爽”克咖啡 -現(xiàn)實(shí)生活里沒(méi)有那種地方 [02:34.40]because women don't think about sex like that. 女人不會(huì)想到性 那是一種動(dòng)物本能 [02:36.92]lt's not an animal urge. We need to feel things. 我們需要的是關(guān)系 對(duì)吧?凱莉 [02:39.40]We need a connection. lsn't that right, Carrie? [02:39.36]No, Big is my male prostitute. 不，大人物是我的男妓 我要邊工作邊玩樂(lè) [02:41.56]l am mixing business with much-needed pleasure. [02:45.24]And my relief is just a train ride away. -我將搭火車奔向天堂 -搭火車?為什么不坐飛機(jī)? [02:48.96]-A train? Why don't you just fly? -No, flying makes me nervous. [02:50.84]坐飛機(jī)讓我覺(jué)得緊張 [02:52.32]l get uneasy seeing the National Guard go through my makeup case. 國(guó)民兵會(huì)翻我的化妝品 [02:54.32]Besides, it'll be fun. 而且坐火車很好玩 更何況莎曼珊要陪我一起去 [02:55.00]Especially if Samantha goes with me. [03:01.28]Please, come on, it'll be hilarious. 太棒了，兩個(gè)女人一起搭火車 就跟“熱情如火”的劇情一樣 [03:04.76]Two gals on a train. Very Some Like It Hot. [03:07.20]And the whole trip ends with a luxury suite... 整趟旅行的終點(diǎn) [03:11.40]in a fabulous four-star San Francisco hotel. 是舊金山 四星級(jí)飯店的豪華套房 [03:16.16]Why didn't you invite me? -你為什么不約我? -莎曼珊很無(wú)聊 [03:18.48]Because Samantha is the only one who's bored enough to do it. [03:21.60]So what time do we leave ''Same York''? 我們什么時(shí)候 離開(kāi)“老套城市”? [03:24.60]l'm gonna get laid. 我要做愛(ài)… [03:32.28]More and more singIe women of a certain age... 越來(lái)越多的單身女郎 會(huì)在特定年齡有特定的需求 [03:33.56]are Iooking for a certain thing. [03:35.56]And that certain thing does not necessariIy invoIve a certain ring. 那個(gè)特定需求跟特定關(guān)系無(wú)關(guān) [03:41.08]We may have traded the IittIe bIack book for a IittIe bIack dress... 我們會(huì)拿黑皮書(shū)交換黑洋裝 [03:45.28]and repIaced the Ferrari with a Fendi. 拿法拉利換芬迪，但在某方面 [03:47.80]But in view of certain evidence, I had to wonder.: [03:50.36]我不禁納悶… 我們是新單身貴族嗎? [03:51.64]Are we the new bacheIors? [04:01.56]What did Big say when you told him? 你告訴大人物時(shí)他怎么說(shuō)? [04:03.68]l haven't yet. l'm gonna wait till l get there. 我打算到了再告訴他 “你猜我在哪里?”隨性一點(diǎn) [04:07.44]You know, ''Hello, guess where l am.'' Very casual, very.... [04:09.56]That's one approach. l would have called and said: 我會(huì)打電話跟他說(shuō)“我來(lái)了 而且來(lái)的不只我一個(gè)” [04:13.72]''l'm coming, and l won't be the only one.'' [04:15.48]l think l'm getting a pimple. Can you see anything? 我好像長(zhǎng)痘子了 我的雀斑上有東西嗎? [04:19.36]Right here, above my freckle. [04:20.20]All clear. 沒(méi)有 [04:22.68]Good, the last thing l need is a big, honking zit... 我不希望見(jiàn)到我的男妓時(shí) 臉上長(zhǎng)了顆大痘子 [04:26.56]when l meet my prostitute. 如果我受得了坐三天火車 這可能是我需要的 [04:25.76]This may be just what l needed, if l can stand the train for three days. [04:31.40]Think of it as an adventure. 這是趟冒險(xiǎn) 不是終點(diǎn)站，而是趟旅行 [04:32.32]''lt's not the destination, it's the journey.'' [04:35.68]A journey in adjoining, first-class... 在有豪華睡床的 頭等臥艙里展開(kāi)的旅行 [04:38.00]deluxe sleeper berths. [04:41.64]Truth be told, l've always wanted to take a train. lt's so sexy. 我一直都很想搭火車 感覺(jué)上好性感 [04:42.96]You never know who's going to be getting on and getting me off. 誰(shuí)都不知道什么人會(huì)上車 跟我做愛(ài) [04:46.20]AII aboard. -請(qǐng)上車 -你好 [04:50.20]Hello, sir. [05:12.68]We were supposed to have the deluxe, first-class sleeper. 我們訂了頭等臥艙 [05:17.32]This is the first-class sleeper. -這就是頭等臥艙 -普通艙的人睡在鮪魚(yú)罐嗎? [05:18.40]And l suppose the regular class sleeps in what? A tuna can? [05:22.28]Right here, you have your door to the restroom. 這是洗手間的門 [05:30.44]Wait. 等一下，你們?cè)隈R桶上洗澡? [05:33.32]You shower over the toilet? [05:38.80]l'm starting to understand why there was a murder on the Orient Express. 我終于了解為什么 在東方快車上會(huì)有謀殺案 [05:41.88]And in a far Iess crowded space.... 在一個(gè)比較不擁擠的地方… [05:43.96]-Delivery from Bloom & Goldenblatt. -l thought they'd send a messenger. 布葛律師事務(wù)所快遞 [05:45.96]我還以為他們會(huì)派快遞小弟來(lái) [05:47.16]Do you know what we'd charge you for a messenger to make a 1 2-block drop? 你知道送快遞到12條街外 我們會(huì)收多少錢嗎? [05:53.00]So, a partner personally delivers my divorce papers? 合伙人親自 送來(lái)我的離婚文件? [05:56.28]Sure, why not? 有何不可?我需要散步 [05:56.80]-l needed the walk. -Okay. [05:59.80]好吧，我正要去運(yùn)動(dòng)，請(qǐng)進(jìn) [05:59.08]l was just gonna go work out, but come in. [06:08.92]lt's hot. -好熱 -你說(shuō)什么? [06:09.44]Excuse me? 外面好熱 我跟野餐布丁一樣快融化了 [06:11.80]Outside. l'm schvitzing like a pudding at a picnic. [06:18.28]This is the pagoda we've been fighting over. 這就是我們一直在奮斗的公寓 [06:21.28]lt's impressive. l can see why you'd never want to give it up. 太棒了，我終于明白 你為什么不想放棄 [06:24.52]-Actually, l'm thinking about selling. -After what we went through to get it? -我考慮把它賣掉 -在我們經(jīng)歷了那么多事后? [06:27.48]lt's too big for one person. 這里太大，不適合一個(gè)人住 [06:31.40]l'm putting the word out. lf anyone knows a great apartment-- 我把話放了出去 問(wèn)問(wèn)看有沒(méi)有人要買房子 [06:34.16]l got a buddy who has a place. lt may be a little too bachelor for your taste. 我哥哥打算賣掉他的房子 他也覺(jué)得那里不適合住單身漢 [06:37.36]l can change that. You should've seen this place earlier. 我要改一下那個(gè) 這地方不適合用格子圖案家具 [06:39.32]lt was where plaid furniture came to die. [06:42.92]-l could set it up so you can get a first look. -Okay. 我可以安排一下，讓你看一看 [06:44.52]Done. So let's get you divorced. -好吧 -好了，所以… [06:49.88]Sit, and sign. 快幫你辦離婚吧 坐下來(lái)簽個(gè)名 [07:05.80]Do you have a handkerchief or something? You're still sweating. 你有手帕嗎?你還在流汗 [07:10.88]Sorry. This never happens. 抱歉，這種事從來(lái)沒(méi)發(fā)生過(guò) [07:14.32]Thanks. 謝謝 [07:20.28]That's it? 就這樣? [07:22.88]That's it. You are no longer Mrs. Trey MacDougal. 你不再是崔麥克道格太太 [07:28.48]How do you like that? 你喜歡嗎? [07:30.16]l like it. 我喜歡 [07:35.32]-You have some tissue stuck to you. -l'm a fucking mess today. -有面紙粘在… -今天我真的很混亂 [07:42.80]Somewhere outside of Pittsburgh... 在匹茲堡郊外附近 [07:44.68]Samantha and I decided to get out of our twin cans... 我們決定離開(kāi)我們的艙位 [07:46.24]and go for a cIassic train dinner in the cIub car. 到餐車去吃飯 [07:56.28]This is it? 就是這里? [07:56.56]l thought there'd be white linen tablecloths and Bing Crosby singing at a piano. 我還以為 這里會(huì)鋪白色亞麻桌布 [07:58.04]還有平克勞斯貝在彈鋼琴 [08:08.92]-Excuse me, table for two, please. -Just sit anywhere that's open. -兩個(gè)人 -有空位就坐吧 [08:21.76]Sorry, the train zigged. 抱歉，火車搖得太厲害 [08:24.28]Okay. 對(duì)不起，抱歉 [08:28.28]Excuse me. Sorry. [08:38.12]Really? 這里? [08:42.80]Hello. 你好 [08:47.00]Thank you. 謝謝 [08:48.20]l'm eating with the Amish? 我要跟阿曼派同桌吃飯? [08:51.44]Are you aware, every time we stop, good-looking people get off... 每次一停車，帥哥會(huì)下車 上車的全是丑男 [08:56.44]and more ugly people get on? [08:57.32]l'm serious, this is the train to ugly. 這輛火車的目的地是丑人王國(guó) 我沒(méi)胃口做愛(ài)了，你呢? [09:01.60]There isn't one man on this train l'd fuck. What about you? [09:04.88]Don't ask me. l'm horny. 我性欲高漲 在火車上搖了九小時(shí)毫無(wú)幫助 [09:05.68]And nine hours of train-rocking hasn't helped. [09:08.32]Sorry. 抱歉 [09:13.00]lf she has a problem, next time she can take a buggy. 如果她有問(wèn)題 下次她可以座馬車 [09:19.12]Thanks. “贊戈餐館評(píng)鑒”如何評(píng)論 把洋芋片當(dāng)成開(kāi)胃菜的餐廳? [09:20.96]How would the Zagat Guide rate a place... [09:21.56]that lists potato chips as an appetizer? [09:24.08]Don't even say ''potato chip'' to me. This zit is getting bigger by the hour. 別提洋芋片，我的痘子變大了 你看到了嗎? [09:29.96]Can you see it now? [09:30.12]Let's just say you're starting to look like you belong on a train. 你開(kāi)始有坐火車的樣子了 [09:34.88]Really? 真的嗎? [09:35.28]-What can l get you? -A martini and an airplane. -有什么需要我效勞的嗎? -我要一杯馬丁尼跟一架飛機(jī) [09:41.84]-What's safe to order? -The club sandwich. -你推薦我們點(diǎn)什么? -招牌三明治 [09:46.36]And a martini. 跟馬丁尼 [09:49.64]God, l need a big old drink. 天啊，我要喝個(gè)過(guò)癮 [09:52.76]Again, sorry. 對(duì)不起 [09:59.32]And speaking of martinis.... 說(shuō)到馬丁尼… [10:01.72]-A zebra-skin rug. -l told you he was a bachelor. -斑馬毛皮地毯… -我說(shuō)過(guò)他是單身漢 [10:04.40]-But a bar in the bedroom? -You ain't seen nothing yet. -臥室里有酒吧? -這還不是最精彩的 [10:18.40]You seem to know your way around here. -你似乎對(duì)這里很熟 -我離婚時(shí)把這里轉(zhuǎn)租出去 [10:20.24]l sublet while l was going through my divorce. [10:22.20]Wait. 等一下 [10:27.60]Surround sound. 環(huán)繞音效 [10:30.76]l can't believe that men think... 我不敢相信男人 會(huì)花那么多力氣騙女人上床 [10:32.52]it takes all this stuff to get a woman into bed. [10:36.04]What does it take? 男人該怎么做才對(duì)? [10:39.20]-Charlotte. -What? -夏綠蒂 -什么? [10:40.92]l think you are the sexiest woman l ever met. 你是我見(jiàn)過(guò)最性感的女人 [10:46.20]Harry, don't be ridiculous, l'm wearing my glasses. 哈利，別開(kāi)玩笑，我戴著眼鏡 [10:49.08]lt makes me crazy when you say my name. -你一叫我名字我就失魂 -我不會(huì)再叫你名字 [10:50.76]Then l'm definitely gonna stop saying it. [10:52.92]What a putz your ex-husband must be. -你的前夫是個(gè)笨蛋 -崔才不是笨蛋 [10:54.80]-Trey was not a putz. -He was a putz. [10:56.68]lf l was lucky enough to have you in my bed, l wouldn't take my hands off you. 如果你能躺在我的床上 我永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)讓你離開(kāi) [11:01.36]Stop, Harry. 住手，哈利 [11:01.24]Ever since the first moment l saw you, l can't think about anything else. 我第一眼看到你后 滿腦子想到的都是你 [11:07.84]l'm fucking Romeo over here. -我就跟羅密歐一樣 -好熱，你能開(kāi)窗嗎? [11:07.76]God, it's hot, l'm sweating. Can you open the window? [11:12.44]l fantasize about your lips... 我幻想著你的嘴唇 你那完美的粉紅色嘴唇 [11:14.28]your perfect pink lips. [11:31.40]Two days, two toiIet showers... 兩天來(lái)在馬桶上洗了兩次澡 吃了一大堆招牌三明治后… [11:31.60]and too many cIub sandwiches Iater.... [11:46.72]-Hello? -lt's me, and it's still bad. -怎么了? -我還是覺(jué)得很糟 [11:49.72]-The trip or the pimple? -Both. -你指旅行還是痘子? -兩者皆是 [11:50.08]l tried to squeeze it somewhere outside Oklahoma. 我在俄克拉荷馬郊區(qū)時(shí) 想把它擠出來(lái) [11:53.76]Here's a helpful hint: Never give yourself a train facial. 這是個(gè)很不錯(cuò)的經(jīng)驗(yàn) 別在火車上幫自己做臉 [11:58.16]Got it. 知道了 [11:59.60]lf this thing doesn't deflate by Colorado, l'm not even calling Big. 如果到了科羅拉多它還不消掉 我不會(huì)打電話給大人物 [12:05.28]Hold on, someone who used to be Samantha just came in. 一個(gè)長(zhǎng)得很像莎曼珊的人 走了進(jìn)來(lái) [12:06.56]Rumor has it a group of guys not resembling the Elephant Man... 一群長(zhǎng)得不像象人的男人 上車了 [12:11.16]just got on, and are having a bachelor party in the bar car. Get dressed. 他們要在餐車辦單身漢派對(duì) 快去換衣服 [12:13.92]l can't go anywhere with this pimple. -我長(zhǎng)痘子不想出門 -為了你，我搭上這班火車 [12:15.52]l got on a train for you. You are going to the bar car with me. [12:19.12]你一定要跟我到餐車 [12:24.76]l have to go to a bachelor party. 我一定要參加單身漢派對(duì) [12:25.84]And back in New York, CharIotte found herseIf sandwiched... 在紐約的夏綠蒂陷入兩難 [12:28.44]between some confirmed bacheIors. [12:32.24]How can a person have really hot S-E-X... 人為什么可以跟不喜歡的人 有很棒的性關(guān)系? [12:37.68]with someone they don't even like? [12:38.88]You're spelling ''sex'' in a place with a go-go boy on the bar? 你在酒吧里 跟男同性戀討論性問(wèn)題? [12:42.28]-l'm serious. -Why? -我是認(rèn)真的 -為什么? [12:43.36]Oh, my God, Char. You? 天啊，你不會(huì)吧? [12:46.12]l don't know what happened. He's my divorce lawyer. l don't even like him! 他是我的離婚律師 我根本不喜歡他 [12:51.40]Some of the best sex l've had is with people l can't stand. 我最棒的性經(jīng)驗(yàn)有些來(lái)自 我受不了的人，快說(shuō)吧 [12:53.32]Details. This is so exciting. [12:54.96]He was showing me this bachelor apartment. 他帶我參觀單身漢公寓 那里有很多毛皮跟音樂(lè)… [12:56.80]-l think it was all the leather and music. -Leather, l get it. Go. [12:58.56]毛皮，我懂了 [13:01.68]Suddenly, out of nowhere, we were kissing and then we-- -突然間我們開(kāi)始親嘴… -然后你們做愛(ài)了?太刺激了 [13:03.64]Fucking? Oh, my God, Char! This is so exciting. [13:08.24]-How was it? -Unbelievable. -感覺(jué)如何? -爽 [13:11.20]Cosmos for everyone! 我請(qǐng)大家喝酒 [13:11.36]No, it's not good. l don't want to date him. 這不是件好事，我不想 跟他約會(huì)，他沒(méi)有吸引力 [13:14.68]-He's not very attractive. -Ugly sex is hot. [13:17.56]No, he's sweaty and pushy. 丑陋的性是火熱的 [13:19.04]不，他全身是汗又霸道 我死都不會(huì)跟他約會(huì) [13:20.44]No, l could never date him. [13:23.40]But maybe just for the sex. 或許做愛(ài)還可以 那到底要怎么做? [13:26.32]-How does that work, exactly? -Okay, listen up. 聽(tīng)著，你們必須把規(guī)矩說(shuō)清楚 [13:29.60]You have to be very clear about the rules. [13:31.28]lt's just sex. You can't act romantic at all. 這只是性，沒(méi)有任何的浪漫 你們只能談性，做完就滾 [13:35.84]You have to talk just sex talk. ''Fuck me, and get out.'' [13:40.00]-lsn't that rude? -No, it's hot. -那不會(huì)太粗魯了嗎? -不，那很火熱 [13:41.64]Hello! Where's my drink? 抱歉，我的飲料在哪里? [13:54.76]Things are looking up. They are pretty cute. 情況稍微好轉(zhuǎn)，他們很可愛(ài) [13:58.60]This blush is worse than a pimple. 這個(gè)腮紅讓我看起來(lái) 像演話劇的高中生 [13:59.12]l look like l'm in a high-school play or something. [14:02.60]Come on, follow my lead. 跟我來(lái) [14:06.56]Hello. 你好 [14:08.16]你好 [14:16.12]你們真帥 [14:16.60]Aren't you boys a sight for sore eyes? [14:23.68]So, what are we drinking? -我們要喝什么呢? -啤酒 [14:27.84]-Light beer. -We can do better than that. 我們可以做得更好 麻煩給我一瓶香檳 [14:28.40]Sir, a bottle of champagne, please. [14:32.20]l'm sure one of you gentlemen will help me pop my cork. 我相信你們會(huì)幫我拔掉瓶塞 [14:39.08]And just Iike that... 就像那樣 我們從熱情如火變成冷冰冰 [14:39.76]we went from Some Like lt Hot to Some Like Us Not. [14:42.44]-l thought l was looking pretty hot. -You are pretty hot. -我還以為我表現(xiàn)得很辣 -你是很辣 [14:45.84]-Not according to them. -Champagne. 他們并不那么想 [14:55.36]你好 [14:57.96]Excuse me, but what kind of bachelor party is this? 對(duì)不起 這是哪門子的單身漢派對(duì)? [15:03.16]We're not really bachelors. We're all married. 我們不是單身漢 我們都結(jié)婚了 [15:05.80]Except Bri, he's the last one in the gang to bite it. 雷除外，他是最后一個(gè)單身漢 [15:07.60]Yeah, we're taking him to the Giants game in San Francisco. 我們要帶他去舊金山 看巨人隊(duì)的比賽 [15:13.64]My friend over there has come on this very long trip as a favor to me... 我朋友幫了我一個(gè)忙 大老遠(yuǎn)跑來(lái)旅行 [15:18.96]and l was hoping that one of you fellows... [15:20.20]你們能不能無(wú)傷大雅地 跟她打情罵俏一下? [15:22.32]could oblige her in a little harmless male flirtation. [15:27.16]We're trying to be good. Promised our wives. 我們要乖乖的 我們都答應(yīng)過(guò)老婆了 [15:30.84]As far as a pimp, I was a totaI train wreck. 我是個(gè)失敗的皮條客 這趟火車之旅也毀了 [15:35.64]They love their wives. 他們愛(ài)他們的太太 [15:39.00]You were right, Carrie. 你說(shuō)得對(duì)，問(wèn)題不出在紐約 有問(wèn)題的人是我 [15:42.60]lt's not New York that's the problem, it's me. [15:45.68]l am having an.... 我正面臨了… [15:50.84]The midlife thing, you know. 中年危機(jī) [15:52.92]This thing has roots. 這顆痘子太頑強(qiáng)了 [15:55.24]And l don't know what l'm gonna do. l mean, l already fuck younger guys... 我不知道怎么辦 我跟小伙子上床，不喜歡跑車 [15:59.68]and l don't want a sports car. [16:01.96]Oh, God, parking in New York is a bitch. 在紐約停車太麻煩了 [16:03.76]l'm sorry about the train. This was a terrible idea. 關(guān)于搭火車的事我很抱歉 那是個(gè)爛點(diǎn)子 [16:08.12]lt's all my fault. All because l had to get laid. 這都是我的錯(cuò) 全都是因?yàn)槲蚁胱鰫?ài)害的 [16:13.68]There. Popped it. 好了，我擠出來(lái)了 [16:14.92]All right! 太棒了 [16:19.36]Let's get another bottle to celebrate. 我們?cè)匍_(kāi)瓶香檳來(lái)慶祝吧 [16:23.24]One very Iong trip Iater... 經(jīng)過(guò)這趟漫長(zhǎng)的旅行后 莎曼珊跟我拖著行李 [16:24.92]Samantha and I dragged our cabooses into a bookstore near the GoIden Gate. [16:26.52]到金門大橋附近的書(shū)局 [16:29.88]lmpressive turnout. l guess you are big in San Francisco. -我們轉(zhuǎn)運(yùn)了，你在這里很紅 -我的出版商來(lái)了 [16:34.00]My publisher. 凱莉，你平安無(wú)恙地到了 [16:35.28]-Hi! -You made it in one piece. [16:38.08]That's debatable. 我質(zhì)疑你的說(shuō)法 [16:38.52]Wow! l can't believe it. All these people came to hear me read? 我不敢相信 這些人都是來(lái)聽(tīng)我念書(shū)? [16:43.52]-凱莉 -什么事? [16:46.68]They're not all just for you. Mr. Winkle's here. 他們不光只是為了你來(lái) 溫克先生也來(lái)了 [16:49.60]Who's Mr. Winkle? 誰(shuí)是溫克先生? [16:53.44]溫克先生是什么東西? [16:54.04]He's making an appearance right after you. 它會(huì)在你之后亮相 [16:60.40]You're opening for a dog? -你要幫狗做暖場(chǎng)秀? -我知道 [17:02.40]They had a chance to get Mr. Winkle, and they jumped at it. 他們好不容易請(qǐng)到它來(lái) 當(dāng)然不會(huì)放過(guò)，它是網(wǎng)路紅星 [17:05.28]He's huge on the lnternet. [17:07.76]Lily, l can't be the opening act for a dog. 我不能幫狗做暖場(chǎng)秀 [17:09.64]What can l say? The West Coast sales rep totally fucked me on this. 西岸的業(yè)務(wù)代表 硬把這件事推給我 [17:14.52]Lily, hi! -莉莉，你好 -等一下 [17:15.84]One sec, l'll be right back. [17:20.48]-You know, maybe-- -Thanks, but don't even waste your energy. -你知道的… -謝謝，別浪費(fèi)你的力氣 [17:21.16]You know, go back to the hotel, and get in that giant tub and relax. 到飯店去 [17:24.36]在大浴缸里好好放輕松 待會(huì)見(jiàn) [17:25.96]-l'll see you later, we'll have a meal. -Later? Aren't you going to call Big? [17:28.96]待會(huì)見(jiàn)? 你不打電話給大人物? [17:29.96]Between the pimple and the puppy, l'm not up for it. -痘子跟那只小狗的事，絕不 -你確定? [17:34.00]-Are you sure? -Yeah, go. Take a long bath. -快去好好地泡個(gè)澡 -我可能永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)離開(kāi)浴缸 [17:35.48]l may never get out. [17:40.80]Bye. 再見(jiàn) [17:52.00]This book tour stuff is rough. 新書(shū)巡回簽名會(huì)真的很辛苦 [17:58.88]That's a cute top. 很漂亮的上衣 [18:03.76]''As I waIked home, I couIdn't heIp but wonder.: “我走回家時(shí)心里不禁納悶” [18:08.64]'''Was it Mr. Big, was it New York... “問(wèn)題出在大人物、紐約 還是我身上?” [18:11.60]'''or was it me?''' [18:15.76]Does anyone have a question? 有問(wèn)題嗎?請(qǐng)說(shuō) [18:18.52]Yes? -溫克先生什么時(shí)候出來(lái)? -它馬上出來(lái) [18:19.92]When is Mr. Winkle coming out? [18:23.64]In a mere moment. 沒(méi)有人對(duì)我的書(shū)有問(wèn)題? [18:27.32]So, if there are no other questions about my book.... [18:32.96]Yes, I see a hand, but I can't see the man. 有人舉手，但我看不到他 麻煩你移一下位子 [18:34.76]CouId you shift? Sorry. [18:40.92]Yes, l have a question. 我有一個(gè)問(wèn)題 [18:43.64]This Mr. Big character, does he have a real name? 大人物有真名嗎? [18:47.60]Yes, but I can't reveaI it. I have to protect his privacy. 有，但我不能透露 我要保護(hù)他的隱私 [18:52.24]I no Ionger cared about Mr. WinkIe. I had Mr. Big. 我不再在乎溫克先生 我有大人物 [18:60.28]莎曼珊 [19:02.00]l'm taking a bubble bath. -我在洗泡泡澡 -你必須離開(kāi)，大人物來(lái)了 [19:05.56]You have to get out. Big's here, l need to have sex. [19:09.76]-我需要做愛(ài) -我在洗澡 [19:10.44]l'm taking a bath. 我?guī)湍阍跇窍?訂了一間較小的房間 [19:12.64]l got you a smaller room all to yourself downstairs. [19:14.52]l can't get in another small room. -我不要去小房間 -求求你，我想做愛(ài) [19:17.72]Please. l have to get laid. [19:20.56]那個(gè)… [19:25.96]You better fuck him good. l'm not gonna go through this again in another six months. 你盡情跟他做愛(ài) 我不希望六個(gè)月后舊事重演 [19:28.72]Can you hurry? l told him to come up in about half an hour. 快點(diǎn)，我要他半小時(shí)后上樓來(lái) 快去吧 [19:33.44]So, snap it up. Faster. Okay, bye-bye. Thank you, sweets. 動(dòng)作快，謝謝你 [19:41.16]God. [19:53.60]Hey, you. 你好嗎? [19:55.80]-So, did you hide the body? -What body? -你藏了尸體嗎? -什么尸體? [19:55.64]Or whatever it was you had to do... 你要我在樓下 瞎晃半小時(shí)的理由 [19:57.24]that kept me wandering around the hotel gift shop for half an hour. [20:13.56]l got you some gum. 我?guī)湍阗I了口香糖 [20:16.56]Big Red. The clerk recommended it. -是大紅牌的，店員強(qiáng)力推薦 -你真的是太體貼了 [20:21.24]Aren't you something? [20:23.48]-Want some? -Sure. -要來(lái)一片嗎? -當(dāng)然 [20:44.48]Nice digs. 這房間不錯(cuò) [20:46.44]-This will set your publisher back. -Yeah. -這會(huì)嚇倒你的出版商? -沒(méi)錯(cuò) [20:50.04]-You look good. -So do you, kid. -你看起來(lái)很不錯(cuò) -你也一樣 [20:57.88]-What? -My gum. Christ. You surprised me. -什么? -我的口香糖 [21:02.56]你嚇了我一跳 [21:07.72]-l swallowed it. -Sorry. -我把它吞了下去 -抱歉 [21:10.04]Here, let me kiss it and make it all better. 讓我親一下，我要好好補(bǔ)償你 [21:16.32]-How's that? -We better go. Dinner reservations. 怎么樣? [21:15.16]-快走吧，我訂好餐廳了 -我不餓 [21:18.28]-l'm not hungry. -We have to go. 我答應(yīng)過(guò)我的合伙人 [21:20.28]l promised my partners l'd make a vineyard connection... 我要跟餐廳拉關(guān)系賣酒 [21:25.52]with the restaurant owner. 走吧 我們好好吃一頓，敘敘舊 [21:24.84]So let's go. We'll have a nice meal and catch up. [21:30.68]Okay. 好吧 [21:33.28]So, l'm walking through the mall, and l see your book. 我走過(guò)購(gòu)物中心看到你的書(shū) [21:37.36]Wait, you were in a mall? 你會(huì)到購(gòu)物中心去? [21:40.96]l live in America now. 現(xiàn)在我住在美國(guó) 出門一定會(huì)經(jīng)過(guò)購(gòu)物中心 [21:42.16]You've gotta go through them to get to the outside. [21:44.52]Anyway, l pass a bookstore, and there you are, right in the window... 我穿過(guò)書(shū)店 看到你的書(shū)擺在書(shū)架上 [21:47.40]-next to the real books. -Sir, you are too kind. [21:51.36]-你真的是太體貼了 -封面很漂亮 [21:52.96]Good cover. Cute. Sexy. -可愛(ài)又性感 -性感? [21:55.88]Sexy? [21:59.64]So, l go in. l bought it, drove right home... 所以我走進(jìn)書(shū)店買下它 馬上開(kāi)車回家 [22:03.64]sat on my porch, lit up a cigar, and l read it cover to cover. 坐在我的門廊上，點(diǎn)根雪茄 一頁(yè)一頁(yè)仔細(xì)地讀它 [22:06.76]-Porch? -Screen doors and everything. -門廊? -紗門跟其他東西一應(yīng)俱全 [22:11.16]你覺(jué)得呢? [22:12.48]What do you think? [22:17.84]l had no idea that l hurt you so much. 我不知道我傷你傷得那么深 [22:20.28]l gotta say, it was tough to see it in print. -看到它化為文字感覺(jué)很奇怪 -你看過(guò)我的專欄 [22:23.60]-You've read my columns. -Not all at one sitting, one reading... [22:23.60]但我沒(méi)有一口氣看過(guò)它們 看著它們我受到很大的刺激 [22:25.76]one right after the other. [22:29.56]l really got how much l hurt you. -我明白我傷你多深 -別那樣，那是幻想 [22:31.56]Come on, that's fiction. [22:34.64]我美化過(guò)的幻想 [22:35.72]-l embellished. -No, some of that stuff really happened. 有些真的發(fā)生過(guò)，字字動(dòng)容 [22:41.00]-Word for word. -lt's just writing. lt's all in the past. 那只是寫(xiě)作，一切都過(guò)去了 [22:44.56]Let's forget all that and talk about something else. 我們忘了那些事 來(lái)談?wù)剟e的事吧 [22:51.84]How's the wine business? -你的酒品生意還好嗎? -很不錯(cuò) [22:54.68]-Great. -Yeah? [22:56.56]You know that chapter about my apartment key? 關(guān)于我公寓鑰匙的那一章 我真的是個(gè)大混蛋嗎? [22:59.64]Was l really that big of an asshole? [23:04.64]Oh, my God. [23:07.80]''He was like the city itself... 他就跟這座城市一樣 冷漠、憤怒又疲憊 [23:07.20]''cold, infuriating and exhausting.'' [23:11.12]SuddenIy, it became cIear to me.: this was not my best-Iaid pIan. 很明顯地 這跟我的做愛(ài)計(jì)劃不同 [23:14.36]See, that's what l'm talking about. 我是說(shuō)我什么時(shí)候很冷漠? 我真的很冷漠嗎? [23:17.44]-When have l ever been cold? Am l cold? -No. [23:20.76]不，你很火熱 [23:23.32]You're hot. Very hot. [23:23.32]非?；馃? [23:25.20]-What about Chapter 3? -That was all years ago. -第三章呢? -那是好幾年前的事了 [23:31.68]Can we please stop talking? 我們能不能別說(shuō)了? [23:35.24]-Wait. -What? -等一下… -什么… [23:39.64]-l just don't want you to get hurt again. -l won't. -我不希望你再受到傷害 -不會(huì)的，這只是性 [23:41.92]lt's just sex. 根據(jù)這本書(shū)的說(shuō)法 這不只是性 [23:44.80]According to this book, it is not just sex. [23:47.00]What happened in New York was all my fault. l didn't read the signs. 一切都是我的錯(cuò) 我沒(méi)有想清楚 [23:49.08]You were unavailable, and very clear about that. 那時(shí)你身邊有人 你也表示得很明白 [23:55.04]lt was all me. 這都是我的錯(cuò) [23:56.64]Now, please, kiss me. 求求你吻我吧 至少躺到我身上來(lái) [23:60.32]Or at least lie on top of me. [24:02.28]Carrie, l think it's very clear from this book... 我想書(shū)上說(shuō)得很清楚 只要一牽涉到我 [24:05.56]that when it comes to me, you do not have good judgment. 你的判斷力就會(huì)出問(wèn)題 看看第三章 [24:08.56]Now, look at Chapter 3. -那是虛構(gòu)的，它不是暢銷書(shū) -看一下第三十九頁(yè) [24:08.16]That's fiction. And it's not even a bestseller. [24:12.36]-Here, page 39. -Oh, God. l can't believe this is happening. 我不敢相信 你跟別人在交往嗎? [24:15.20]-Are you involved with someone else? -No. -沒(méi)有 -是痘子的關(guān)系吧? [24:18.60]lt's the pimple, isn't it? [24:20.08]l just don't want to do something here that l'll be sorry for later. 我不想做 日后會(huì)讓自己后悔的事 [24:27.84]l'm fine. 我沒(méi)事，看著我，快點(diǎn)… [24:28.92]Look at me. Put the book down... [24:29.04]快把書(shū)放下，看著我 [24:30.92]and look at me. [24:34.28]l'm fine. Just fine. 我沒(méi)事 [24:35.60]真的 [24:39.56]Don't l look fine? 我看起來(lái)不像沒(méi)事嗎? [24:42.72]那么… [24:46.92]Let's talk just a little more. Now, look, page 39. 我們?cè)賮?lái)談一談吧 [24:47.32]第三十九頁(yè)，這部分… [24:50.48]This part. [24:57.48]l love making love to you. 我喜歡跟你做愛(ài) [25:01.44]No. That was not love. That was just sex. 不，那不是愛(ài)，那只是性 [25:05.04]Charlotte, you are so beautiful. 夏綠蒂 [25:07.12]你好漂亮 你的皮膚是那么的柔軟光滑 [25:08.80]Your skin is so soft. So smooth. [25:14.64]And you... 你的… [25:16.44]have a hard dick. 小弟弟好硬 [25:18.32]Now, put your pants on and go. 快穿上褲子離開(kāi)吧 [25:25.68]-ls that okay? -Whatever you say. -可以嗎? -隨便你 [25:32.84]There they were.: the bacheIorette and the beast. 他們是… [25:35.04]美女與野獸 [25:37.64]What about dinner Saturday night? 星期六一起吃晚餐吧? [25:44.56]This is just sex. We're not a couple. You're just... 這只是性，我們不是男女朋友 [25:47.88]你只是個(gè)做愛(ài)高手 [25:48.84]a great fuck. [25:49.44]-ls that clear? -Clear. -清楚了嗎? -清楚了 [26:01.96]-Hello? -Good morning, it's your wake-up caII. -哪位? -你起床的時(shí)間到了 [26:04.28]-What time is it? -7.:30. -現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)? -七點(diǎn)半 [26:05.56]-What time did l say? -7.:30. -我要你們幾點(diǎn)叫我? -七點(diǎn)半 [26:09.84]Okay. Thank you. 好吧…謝謝你 [26:16.12]After my wake-up caII, I got my reaI wake-up caII. 我被叫起床后真的醒了 [26:21.64]Thanks to my book, nothing was ever going to happen with Big. 這都是我的書(shū)害的 我跟大人物什么事都沒(méi)發(fā)生 [26:28.72]你要去哪里? [26:32.60]Where are you going? 我還要辦兩場(chǎng)簽名會(huì) 然后趕回紐約 [26:32.20]l have two book readings this morning, before l head back to New York. [26:37.24]Not so fast. -別那么急，過(guò)來(lái) -現(xiàn)在嗎? [26:40.84]-Come here. -Now? [26:43.44]What about last night? All that talk? All those concerns? 昨晚我們談的那些事 還有你的擔(dān)心呢? [26:48.00]Fuck it. You'll need material for the sequel. 去他的，你需要題材寫(xiě)續(xù)集 [26:56.84]''Like that freckIe on my face that he once toId me he Ioved... “就像我臉上 他最喜歡的雀斑” [27:00.84]''I couId do my best to cover it during the day... “白天我費(fèi)盡心思遮掩它” [27:04.68]''but at night, after l washed the city off my face... “到了晚上我洗去鉛華” [27:10.00]''there it was... “我的嘴唇上方附近 有一個(gè)棕色的小點(diǎn)” [27:09.88]''a tiny brown dot near the tip of my lip. [27:15.96]''And l wondered how something so small... “不知道為什么那么小的黑點(diǎn) 突然間會(huì)變得如此明顯” [27:19.04]''could suddenly seem so big.'' [27:34.00]-Here you go. -Thank you. -好了 -謝謝 [27:38.08]Luggage in the car. Car at the curb. 行李都已經(jīng)放在車上 車子停在前面了 [27:40.68]Thanks for doing all that. -謝謝你為我這么做 -你跟大人物還順利吧? [27:41.20]-So, how did it go with Big? -We had sex. [27:46.04]-我們做愛(ài) -哈利路亞 [27:47.24]Hallelujah. [27:47.24]Yeah, but it was not as simple as l had hoped. -但事情沒(méi)那么簡(jiǎn)單 -那是什么意思? [27:51.20]What does that mean? [27:52.80]The question-and-answer section of this reading is now over. 這本書(shū)的問(wèn)答游戲結(jié)束了 [27:58.40]-l'll tell you on the train. -Train? Get real. -我在火車上再告訴你 -火車?醒一醒吧 [28:00.84]American Airlines, first-class, and some Valium. 美國(guó)航空公司頭等艙 還有特效止痛藥 [28:10.28]l cannot wait to get to New York. 我等不及要回紐約了 [28:14.00]-What about the midlife crisis? -Honey, who's midlife? -你的中年危機(jī)呢? -誰(shuí)的中年危機(jī)? [28:18.88]And sometimes it's not the journey. It's the destination. 有時(shí)候它不是旅行，而是終點(diǎn)

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