欲望都市第三季 男男女女Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl...

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:35:19 [00:02.00]聽美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)(MP3+LRC) [00:09.28]欲望城市 [00:35.64](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問) [00:42.00]“男男女女” [00:46.44]lt's been said that New YOrKers 據(jù)說(shuō)紐約人是以冷漠出名的 [00:49.24]are the mOst jaded peOple in the wOrld. [00:55.92]The faCt is we've dOne and seen it all. 事實(shí)上是因?yàn)槲覀円姽植还至? [00:60.56]lt taKes quite a bit tO shOCK us. 沒有多少事情能使我們震驚 [01:02.08]SO when CharlOtte said that her new shOw 當(dāng)夏綠蒂說(shuō)她辦的新展覽 會(huì)嚇我們一跳 [01:04.92]at the gallery wOuld blOw us away, [01:07.44]we tOOK it with the prOverbial grain Of salt. 我們其實(shí)不以為然 [01:09.80]SeriOusly, that's a wOman? 說(shuō)真的，那是個(gè)女人? [01:12.12]lt was the latest installatiOn frOm phOtOgrapher Baird JOhnsOn, 這是攝影家巴爾強(qiáng)森 最新的展覽 [01:16.48]entitled ''Drag Kings - 取名“變裝國(guó)王： 當(dāng)假象遇上真實(shí)” [01:17.28]''The COllisiOn Of illusiOn and reality''. [01:22.48]Yep, that's a wOman. 沒錯(cuò)，那是個(gè)女人 [01:23.96]LOOK at that bulge, it's shOCKing. 看看那腫脹的胯下 真是令人震驚 [01:27.72]Hurry up and lOOK befOre Giuliani shuts it dOwn. 在朱立安尼勒令關(guān)閉前 趕快欣賞 [01:31.80]- What dO yOu thinK? - lt's amazing. -你覺得怎么樣? -太棒了，恭喜你 [01:33.48]COngratulatiOns. [01:33.76]WOmen dressed as men are pOpular. 女扮男裝現(xiàn)在很流行 [01:38.76]l thOught it was ''POKémOn''. 我以為過氣了 [01:41.44]All it taKes is stiCK-On sideburns and a sOCK in yOur pants. 很簡(jiǎn)單，只要粘上鬢角 褲襠里塞襪子就成 [01:45.00]That's sOme sOCK. 這襪子還真有看頭 [01:47.28]l've always had a thing fOr COwbOys. 我一向?qū)εＷ泻苡小靶浴比? [01:50.20]Reminder, JOhn Wayne is a Jane. 不要忘了，這是女人 [01:53.76]l'm attraCted tO her. Maybe l'm a lesbian. 我被她吸引了 或許我是“蕾絲邊” [01:57.24]l dated a guy whO liKed tO wear my underwear. 我曾經(jīng)跟一個(gè)喜歡 穿我內(nèi)褲的男人約會(huì) [01:60.64]But l've never gOne the Other way. 不過我仍沒改變性向 [02:02.92]lf yOu're gay yOu Can wear everyOne's underwear. 你要是同性戀 大家都可以交換內(nèi)褲穿了 [02:03.08]That's hygieniC? 衛(wèi)生一點(diǎn) [02:05.40]Being a drag King wOuld be fun. 女扮男裝應(yīng)該挺有趣的 [02:08.48]l have enOugh trOuble trying tO be a wOman in a man's wOrld, 我在男人世界 努力當(dāng)女人已經(jīng)夠難了 [02:13.72]withOut being a wOman pretending tO be a man. 更別提假裝當(dāng)個(gè)男人 [02:15.60]YOu wOuldn't have tO wax. 這樣你就不用蜜蠟除毛了 [02:19.04]lf yOu Change yOur mind, 要是你改變心意 就忙著躲警察吧 [02:21.08]yOu've gOt COp written all Over yOu. [02:24.76]- Am l riCh yet? - Getting there. -我富有了嗎? -快要了 [02:25.36]EveryOne. This is Baird, the artist. 各位，這是攝影師巴爾 [02:28.12]These are my friends. 她們是我的朋友 [02:31.76]What inspired yOu tO dO this? 你從哪里得到靈感的? [02:31.32]l feel we have dual pOwers within eaCh Of us. 我認(rèn)為每個(gè)人內(nèi)心 都有兩種力量 [02:36.48]Men Can be very female, and wOmen Can be very male. 男人可以非常女性化 女人也可以非常男性化 [02:39.20]Gender's an illusiOn. SOmetimes a very beautiful illusiOn. 性別是一種假象 一種很美麗的假象 [02:45.52]YOu KnOw, l'm gOnna gO and get a Canapé. 我要去拿一點(diǎn)開胃菜 [02:50.12]BeCause, l'm starved, sO... 因?yàn)槲茵I了… [02:53.28]NOt that a Canapé is a meal. But, yOu KnOw...in a pinCh. 雖然不是一餐 也可以墊個(gè)肚子 [02:56.76]ExCuse us. 失陪 [03:05.64]What was that abOut? NObOdy lOves Canapés that muCh. 這是怎么一回事? 沒有人喜歡開胃菜 [03:08.20]He maKes me nervOus. l thinK he is... 他讓我很緊張，我覺得他很… [03:11.40]- AsK him Out. - l Can never maKe the first mOve. -約他出去 -我不采取主動(dòng) [03:16.84]SOunds liKe sOmeOne needs a sOCK in the pants. 看來(lái)有人需要在褲襠里塞襪子 [03:20.36]l'll drag myself hOme. YOu wanna share a Cab? 我要回家了 要一起搭計(jì)程車嗎? [03:24.20]NO, l'm meeting Sean. 不了，我跟西恩有約 [03:26.20]- The yOung guy? - He's nOt that yOung. -那個(gè)幼齒的家伙? -沒有那么幼齒 [03:28.52]He's 26. His generatiOn has a different letter than Ours. 他二十六歲，跟我們不同世代 [03:32.16]WhO Cares? Age is an illusiOn. 誰(shuí)在乎?年齡只是假象 [03:34.36]- GOOd night. - GOOd night. -晚安 -晚安 [03:38.96]Later, Miranda fOund her apartment 米蘭達(dá)的公寓最近也在變性 [03:39.20]had undergOne its Own gender transfOrmatiOn. [03:42.88]What are yOu dOing here? 你在這里做什么? [03:47.00]l gOt a Key frOm when l fed yOur Cat. l Ordered us Chinese. 我還留著你的鑰匙 我叫了中國(guó)菜外送 [03:50.24]l didn't thinK we were seeing eaCh Other tOnight. 我們今晚沒有約會(huì)吧 [03:52.16]- Planning On seeing the Other bOy? - NOw yOu've ruined that... -跟另一個(gè)男朋友有約? -你毀了我的… [03:57.32]This is what we're watChing? 我們要看這個(gè)? [03:60.12]Give me that. 給我 [04:05.36]Easy, yOu're maKing my brain hurt. 放輕松，你讓我頭痛 [04:09.04]DOn't yOu have tO wOrK tOnight? 你今晚不必工作嗎? [04:11.84]NOt until 10:00. l've gOt stuff here l Can Change intO. 十點(diǎn)，我有帶換洗衣物 [04:13.84]Right. 好 [04:19.36]But l gOt till 10:00. 十點(diǎn)才上班 [04:26.32]Miranda lOved the man inside Of her. 米蘭達(dá)愛這個(gè) 在她身體里面的男人 [04:31.84]She just didn't lOve him inside her apartment all the time. 不過她不喜歡他總是 在她的公寓里面 [04:57.96]COme On, the iCe waits fOr nO wOman. 來(lái)吧，冰是不等人的 [04:58.44]l'm praCtiCing my triple salChOw in my head. 我正在腦中練習(xí)三圈跳躍 [05:01.40]l was dragged arOund by Sean, my ''generatiOn-sOmething-else'' date. 我被西恩拖著走 一個(gè)跟我分屬不同世代的對(duì)象 [05:08.28]We met at a party, Celebrating a new lnternet magazine Sean was running 我們是在西恩創(chuàng)辦的網(wǎng)上雜志 慶祝派對(duì)上遇見的 [05:13.36]that l still COuldn't find On my COmputer. 我還是找不到那個(gè)網(wǎng)站 [05:16.76]SeriOusly, stOp! 我說(shuō)真的，不要抽了 [05:17.64]lt's easier tO balanCe when yOu're nOt smOKing. 抽煙有礙平衡 [05:20.52]SmOKing is the Only thing that Keeps me balanCed. 只有煙才能讓我平衡 [05:24.52]DOesn't this plaCe rOCK? 這個(gè)地方很棒吧? [05:29.16]YOu have tO give me Credit fOr an Original date. 這么正點(diǎn)的約會(huì) 你該稱贊我一番 [05:32.16]lt's nOt OffiCially a date withOut COCKtails. 沒有雞尾酒不算約會(huì) [05:36.44]My COaCh is gOnna Kill me. 我的教練會(huì)殺了我 [05:48.84]Half a flasK later, Sean and l had brOKen the iCe...at least my ass had. 在半瓶金賓酒之后 我們聊開了，屁股也開花了 [05:54.72]- That last fall was at least a 9.2. - YOu and the Russian judge...tOugh. -最后一“摔”至少有9.2分 -你跟俄國(guó)評(píng)審一樣嚴(yán)苛 [05:60.16]There was sOmething abOut him. He was sexy, Charming...COOrdinated. 他有一種特質(zhì) 性感、迷人、協(xié)調(diào) [06:06.84]NOthing abOut him Or Our third date felt typiCal. 他和我們第三次約會(huì)都很特別 [06:08.44]When was yOur last seriOus relatiOnship? 你上一次認(rèn)真談感情 是什么時(shí)候? [06:13.12]Until then...there it was. The inevitable third-date questiOn. 直到這個(gè)問題的出現(xiàn) 第三次約會(huì)無(wú)可避免的 [06:17.20]Bad questiOn? 不該問這個(gè)? [06:20.36]YOu wanna taKe anOther spin arOund the death rinK? 想不想再上場(chǎng)旋轉(zhuǎn)一次? [06:22.72]NO, it's fine. lt's fine. 不了，玩夠了 [06:26.80]l ended sOmething a while agO. 我結(jié)束上一段感情有一會(huì)兒了 [06:29.28]TwO years Of a lOt Of baCK and fOrths. We weren't Y2K COmpatible. 兩年來(lái)分分合合，就是不相容 [06:35.20]What abOut yOu? 你呢? [06:35.48]BefOre yOu there was Kayla. NeurOtiC. Lasted a year. 在你之前是凱拉 神經(jīng)病患者，持續(xù)了一年 [06:39.04]BefOre her, Lesley, COuldn't COmmit. BefOre Lesley there was MarK. 再之前是蕾絲李，無(wú)法下承諾 在她之前是馬克 [06:47.28]ls that a prOblem? 有問題嗎? [06:50.60]He's a bisexual. 他是雙性戀 [06:53.04]l COuld have tOld yOu that. He tOOK yOu iCe-sKating. 我早就看出來(lái)了 他帶你去溜冰 [06:56.64]The weird thing is he was sO Open. 奇怪的是他不以為意 [06:59.92]''Hi. l'm a bisexual.'' LiKe, ''Hi, l'm frOm COlOradO''. “你好，我是雙性戀” 像“你好，我來(lái)自科羅拉多” [07:04.68]YOu're nOt allOwed tO be bisexual in COlOradO. 在那里雙性戀是不被允許的 [07:08.28]''ls that a prOblem?'' What Kind Of questiOn is that? “有問題嗎?” 這是什么問題? [07:10.68]- Of COurse! - What did yOu say? -這當(dāng)然是個(gè)問題 -你說(shuō)什么? [07:12.52]That it wasn't a prOblem. He's suCh a gOOd Kisser. 你說(shuō)這不是問題 我很慌，他吻功了得 [07:19.32]That generatiOn is all abOut sexual experimentatiOn. 那個(gè)世代的人是性實(shí)驗(yàn)的產(chǎn)物 [07:22.00]All the Kids are gOing bi. 所有的小孩都是雙性戀 [07:25.20]lf they all jump Off a bridge, yOu will tOO? 要是他們都去跳河，你也會(huì)嗎 [07:25.84]l'm a ''try-sexual''. l'll try anything OnCe. 我是實(shí)驗(yàn)“性”的 什么都要嘗試一下 [07:28.16]When did this happen? When did the sexes get all COnfused? 什么時(shí)候性別 全混淆在一起了? [07:34.80]SOmewhere between Gen X and Y, they blended and made XY. 在X世代和Y世代之間 混成XY世代 [07:38.68]l did the ''date the bisexual guy'' thing in COllege. 我在大學(xué)時(shí)代跟雙性戀約會(huì)過 [07:42.24]- They all ended up with men. - SO did the bisexual wOmen. -他們最后都選擇男人 -雙性戀女人也是一樣 [07:47.84]WhiCh is why there are nO men left fOr us. 所以我們都找不到男人 [07:49.20]Maybe l dO have a prOblem with this. l'm an Old fart. 或許這對(duì)我造成困擾 我是個(gè)老古板 [07:56.96]COrreCtiOn: A hOt Old fart. 更正：火辣的老古板 [07:58.64]l'm nOt even sure bisexuality exists. 我根本不確定雙性戀是否存在 [08:00.04]lt's just a layOver On the way tO GaytOwn. 那只是邁向同性戀的尷尬地帶 [08:04.24]lsn't that next tO RiCKy Martinville? 是不是在 “瑞奇馬丁村”隔壁? [08:07.12]lt's great. He's Open tO all sexual experienCes. He's evOlved. lt's hOt. 不排斥各式各樣的性是好事 他是進(jìn)化過的 [08:14.28]lt's greedy. He's dOuble-dipping. 這樣很貪心，兩邊通吃 [08:17.44]YOu're nOt marrying him, yOu're maKing Out with him. FOrget the label. 你又不是要嫁給他，只是享樂 何必在乎貼哪個(gè)標(biāo)簽 [08:20.16]YOu're right. 你說(shuō)的對(duì) [08:23.20]l'm very intO labels. Gay. Straight. PiCK a side and stay there. 我很在意貼標(biāo)簽 同性戀，異性戀，二者擇一 [08:26.92]Where are yOu gOing? 你要去哪里? [08:30.28]HOme. l've gOt a date with my remOte COntrOl. 回家跟遙控器約會(huì) [08:34.64]Steve's playing basKetball. That's three hOurs Of alOne time. 史蒂夫去打籃球 我有三個(gè)小時(shí)的獨(dú)處時(shí)間 [08:38.92]- What abOut my prOblem? - StOp Kissing him. -我的問題怎么辦? -不要再吻他了 [08:44.92]Easy fOr her tO say. 她說(shuō)的容易 [08:48.48]That night, l COuldn't get Samantha's wOrds Out Of my head. 那一晚 我不斷想著莎曼珊的話 [08:51.44]Was Sean's generatiOn On tO sOmething? 西恩那一代真的不一樣了嗎? [08:55.84]Was sexual flipping the wave Of the future? 雙性戀真的是未來(lái)的潮流嗎? [08:57.52]lf it was, COuld l play that game Or was l Over the hill? 真是如此 我應(yīng)該加入其中還是逃開呢? [09:01.52]lf wOmen Can transfOrm intO men, and men intO wOmen 要是女人可以變成男人 男人變成女人 [09:05.76]and we Can sleep with everyOne, 我們可以恣意與人上床 [09:05.56]then maybe gender dOesn't exist anymOre. 那么性別或許就不存在了 [09:08.32]lf we Can taKe the best Of the Other sex and maKe it Our Own, 要是我們可以決定變性 [09:15.40]has the OppOsite sex beCOme ObsOlete? “異性”這一詞就會(huì)式微了? [09:18.92]DOn't bust my balls. lf yOu're a head-hunter, get me a gOOd assistant. 不要整我，你最擅長(zhǎng)挖角了 去幫我找個(gè)好助理 [09:22.04]- Yeah? - l'm lOOKing fOr a Mrs. JOnes. -有什么事嗎? -我找瓊斯太太 [09:27.96]- lt's Miss. - l'm here fOr the assistant jOb. -是小姐 -我來(lái)應(yīng)征助理 [09:30.72]Please, COme in. 請(qǐng)進(jìn) [09:34.88]Samantha hired Matt five minutes later. 莎曼珊五分鐘后雇用了麥特 [09:36.16]She was the man Of the OffiCe, but she COuld fit One mOre. 她是辦公室里的男人 不過可以再讓出一個(gè)位子 [09:41.16]Meanwhile dOwntOwn, CharlOtte COuld have used sOme help herself. 此時(shí)在市中心 夏綠蒂需要一點(diǎn)幫助 [09:45.100]SOmeOne is being industriOus. 有人很勤奮工作 [09:49.52]Hi. l didn't hear yOu COme in. 巴爾，我沒聽到你進(jìn)來(lái) [09:51.100]l thOught l'd COme by and sCare the shit Out Of yOu. 我想過來(lái)嚇你一跳 [09:56.28]PiCK up my Cheque fOr the pieCes l sOld. 我是來(lái)拿支票的 [10:03.84]- Here. - ThanKs. -這里 -謝謝 [10:06.40]There's sOmething else. l've been thinKing abOut this. 還有一件事我想了很久 [10:11.20]l wOuld lOve yOu tO pOse fOr me. 我想幫你攝影 [10:12.64]- As a man? - Yeah, yOu'd be great. -扮成男人? -你一定會(huì)很棒的 [10:16.36]- NO, l dOn't thinK sO. - Why nOt? -我不這么認(rèn)為 -為什么不? [10:22.60]- l'm nOt... - A mOdel? -我不是… -模特兒 [10:23.08]NO, butCh. 不，男人婆 [10:27.96]YOu'd be surprised. Every wOman has a male inside. 你一定會(huì)嚇一跳 每個(gè)女人內(nèi)心都有一個(gè)男人 [10:30.76]Even yOu. 甚至是你 [10:32.44]NO, nOt me. 不，我不可能 [10:36.16]l'm really bad at math and l Can't Change a tire tO save my life. 我數(shù)理很差，連換輪胎都不會(huì) [10:40.92]POse fOr me. l'll get it Out Of yOu. 讓我?guī)湍銛z影 我把那個(gè)他喚出來(lái) [10:45.88]COme On, be a man. 男人一點(diǎn) [10:54.20]The next night, Sean and l went tO a Club sO new, even l hadn't heard Of it. 次晚，西恩帶我到一家 我還沒聽過的新俱樂部 [10:59.16]- What's the name Of this plaCe? - ''Hair''. -這地方叫什么名字? -“毛” [11:03.96]- LiKe the musiCal. - LiKe the stuff On yOur head. -就像那出歌舞劇 -就像你頭上的東西 [11:06.24]- YOu're tOO COOl fOr me. - YOu're tOO Cute fOr me. -你太酷了 -你太可愛了 [11:09.64]Ten seCOnds Of Kissing and l almOst fOrgOt his laCK Of sexual OrientatiOn. 吻了十秒鐘之后 我差點(diǎn)忘了他性向不明 [11:15.00]Until we stOpped Kissing. 直到我們停下來(lái) [11:22.04]WhO are yOu CheCKing Out, the guy Or the girl? 你在看哪一個(gè)? 男生還是女生? [11:25.84]l was lOOKing fOr the bathrOOm. 我在找洗手間 [11:29.52]Oh. SOrry. l'm sOrry. 抱歉 [11:34.96]SOrry, this whOle bisexual thing is thrOwing me fOr a lOOp. 你是雙性戀這件事 一直困擾著我 [11:39.16]YOu've been with men and wOmen... 你跟男人女人都交往過 [11:44.84]Were yOu just lOOKing at that guy? 你在看那個(gè)男人嗎? [11:47.28]l'm lOOKing at yOu. 我在看你 [11:50.68]l'm with yOu. l dig yOu. 我跟你在一起，我“煞到”你 [11:53.16]- ''Dig'' is in again? - SO is ''grOOvy''. YOu're that tOO. -“煞到”又變流行語(yǔ)了? -“真水”也是，你也是 [11:57.24]SO, yOu're nOt gay? 你不是同志? [11:58.72]l've been in three majOr relatiOnships. One was a guy. That's just me. 不是，我談過三段認(rèn)真的感情 一次是跟男人，那就是我 [12:11.64]An hOur later, Sean was in my bed. 一個(gè)小時(shí)后，西恩上了我的床 [12:17.24]That's just me. 那就是我 [12:23.76]- NiCe flOOr. - ThanKs. lt's a rental. -很棒的公寓 -謝謝，是租的 [12:31.04]- What? - NOthing. -怎么了? -沒什么 [12:34.24]Tell me Or l'll maKe yOu gO sKating again. 告訴我不然我就拖你去溜冰 [12:47.64]- DO l Kiss better than a guy? - Better than any l've Kissed. -我比男人會(huì)接吻嗎? -你是我見過最會(huì)接吻的 [12:53.88]HOw abOut me? 我呢? [13:03.32]- TOp twO per Cent. - l'll taKe that. -前百分之二 -還可以接受 [13:10.68]lf there was this gOOd-lOOKing guy walKing tOwards yOu 要是有一個(gè)英俊的男子 向你走來(lái) [13:14.64]and aCrOss the street was a beautiful girl, whiCh One... 對(duì)街又有一個(gè)漂亮的女生 你會(huì)… [13:22.56]Carrie, COme On. 凱莉，拜托你 [13:22.12]COuld yOu stOp maKing this all abOut sex? 你能不能不要強(qiáng)調(diào)性別? [13:25.52]lt's nOt. lt's abOut the persOn...yOu. 不是，是因?yàn)槟? [13:29.16]l'm Crazy abOut yOu. 我為你瘋狂 [13:31.68]The way yOu smell. 你的味道 [13:34.64]The way yOur upper lip tastes. 你上唇嘗起來(lái)的滋味 [13:38.72]lt may nOt have been all abOut sex, but it was fOr the next twO hOurs. 或許“性”不是一切 但至少接下來(lái)的兩個(gè)小時(shí)是 [13:47.88]l wasn't the Only One with yOunger men On the brain. 我不是唯一一個(gè) 喜歡年輕男子的人 [13:49.76]Listen tO me. We've Called yOur bOss three times already. 聽好 我們已經(jīng)找你上司三次了 [13:54.80]Give him that message. 把留言告訴他 [13:59.12]HellO. What are yOu dOing? 老兄 [13:60.32]你在做什么? [14:02.48]- That is nOt hOw l dO business. - She maKes me Crazy. -這不是我談生意的態(tài)度 -那個(gè)女人快把我逼瘋了 [14:07.24]These are impOrtant Clients. DOn't talK tO them liKe that. 他們都是很重要的客戶 不要那樣說(shuō)話 [14:08.96]YOu want them tO Call yOu? 你想讓他們回電嗎? [14:10.96]Let me remind yOu that l am the bOss here. 提醒你，我才是這里的老板 [14:16.12]Fire me. l just thinK yOu deserve sOme respeCt. 炒我魷魚吧 我只是幫你掙點(diǎn)尊重 [14:20.48]Put this file away. 把這些檔案放好 [14:26.44]Samantha fOund Matt's bOyish arrOganCe annOying, 莎曼珊發(fā)現(xiàn) 麥特孩子氣的自負(fù)很討厭 [14:30.32]unprOfessiOnal...and inCredibly hOt. 很不專業(yè)…但異常性感 [14:38.76]Miranda was having a prOblem sharing a spaCe with the Other sex. 米蘭達(dá)搞不懂 如何跟異性分享空間 [14:46.64]What? 什么事? [14:48.40]- What's gOing On? - YOu're On my side. -怎么了? -你睡到我這一邊了 [14:51.88]My pillOw. My guest pillOw. 我的枕頭，客人的枕頭 [14:56.68]OK, l'll tell yOu what. 好，這么辦吧 [14:60.76]TOmOrrOw we'll buy sOme paint and draw a line dOwn the middle. 明天我們?nèi)ベI漆 幫你在中間畫界線 [15:11.00]GO tO sleep. 睡覺吧 [15:17.04]That pile. YOur stuff. YOu have tO Keep it neater. 你那一堆衣服要收整齊 [15:21.24]Maybe if yOu Can spare a drawer l Can Keep my things Out Of the way. 要是你分一個(gè)抽屜給我 我就可以把內(nèi)褲收好 [15:28.00]YOu want a drawer? 你想要一個(gè)抽屜? [15:32.84]ACtually... 事實(shí)上… [15:39.20]l'd liKe tO mOve in. 我想搬進(jìn)來(lái) [15:41.20]MOst single wOmen dream Of this mOment. 幾乎所有的單身女子 都幻想著這一刻 [15:42.28]MOst single wOmen but Miranda. 米蘭達(dá)除外 [15:46.88]WOw! OK. 這樣…好 [15:51.92]Where did that COme frOm? 你怎么會(huì)有這種念頭? [15:52.92]l've been thinKing abOut it. 我一直都在考慮 [15:56.08]We have a great time. We're praCtiCally live tOgether... 我們?cè)谝黄鸷芸鞓?而且也幾乎同居了 [15:60.68]Yeah, but we're nOt. 但是事實(shí)上并沒有 [16:06.68]LOOK. 聽好 [16:06.44]We just started dating again. 我們才又剛開始約會(huì) [16:08.80]There is nO need tO gO at warp speed. NObOdy's dying. 沒有必要這么倉(cāng)促 沒有人快死了 [16:15.60]l'm sure every bOOK wOuld say we're nOt ready. 我敢賭每一本書都會(huì)說(shuō) 我們還沒準(zhǔn)備好 [16:16.40]YOu're here all the time. 你總是到我這里來(lái) [16:19.76]NO prOblem. l'll get Out Of yOur hair. l'll leave the Key. 沒問題，我馬上滾出去 我把鑰匙留下來(lái) [16:23.04]NO! DOn't leave the Key. TaKe the Key. 不，把鑰匙帶著 [16:27.64]l just... l need my spaCe. l feel liKe l'm being suffOCated. 我只是需要自己的空間 我覺得快要室息了 [16:36.68]Jesus, Miranda... 老天，米蘭達(dá)… [16:38.64]lt's liKe yOu're the guy sOmetimes. 有時(shí)候你還真像男人 [16:45.72]FaCed with relatiOnship prOblems, sOme wOmen turn tO fried fOOd. 面對(duì)感情出現(xiàn)問題 有些女人猛吃油炸食品 [16:49.48]Miranda turned tO the latest fitness Craze - ''The GOddess WOrKOut''. 米蘭達(dá)則是轉(zhuǎn)向曼哈頓最新的 健身風(fēng)潮“女神訓(xùn)練” [16:53.04]Ladies, Open up yOur ChaKras. Let the inner gOddess sing. 女士們，放開一點(diǎn) 讓體內(nèi)的女神歌唱 [16:59.40]She's in there. All yOu have tO dO is let her Out. 她就在里面 你們只需要去釋放她 [17:03.48]- This helps yOu tO be a wOman? - l must find my inner gOddess. -這能幫助你成為女人? -我看我是找不到了 [17:06.36]And pOp yOur hip. POp yOur hip. 抬臀…抬臀 [17:12.68]Open yOurself liKe a lOtus flOwer. 像蓮花一樣展開自己 [17:14.96]COme On, pOp yOur hip. 來(lái)，抬臀 [17:17.32]POp yOur hip. 抬臀 [17:20.68]- My hips dOn't pOp, l'm a guy. - YOu're insane. -我臀部抬不起來(lái)，我是男人 -你瘋了 [17:27.24]This isn't helping me find my inner gOddess, Only my inner humiliatiOn. 這不能幫我找到體內(nèi)的女神 只讓我找到羞辱 [17:31.12]And reaCh baCK. ReaCh fOr the stars. 伸展背部，伸手觸碰星星 [17:40.48]We're Out Of here. 我們走 [17:46.12]l'm never gOnna be a girly girl. l never will. 我不是有女人味的女人 我永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)是 [17:50.04]- l'll never be a lOtus flOwer. - ThanK GOd. -我永遠(yuǎn)當(dāng)不成蓮花 -謝天謝地 [17:54.00]A girly girl wOuld want her bOyfriend tO mOve in. 真正的女人會(huì)想要 他的男友搬進(jìn)來(lái) [17:55.56]She alsO wears maKe-up tO the gym. 還會(huì)化濃妝去健身房 [17:58.48]And maKes little hearts abOve her ''i's''. 寫字時(shí)候喜歡畫愛心 [18:04.96]l dO lOve him... l dO. 我是真的愛他 [18:06.72]- l KnOw. - What's my prOblem? -我知道 -那我的問題是什么? [18:11.68]ln any relatiOnship One persOn is the alpha dOg. 在一段感情中 總有一個(gè)人是大獵犬 [18:13.28]The One in Charge...that's yOu. YOu dOn't liKe sharing yOur water dish. 一個(gè)發(fā)號(hào)司令的人，就是你 你不喜歡分享水盤 [18:19.44]- l'm very free with the Chew tOys. - That yOu are. -但是我可以分享玩具 -沒錯(cuò) [18:22.00]Miranda arrived hOme later tO an empty apartment. 米蘭達(dá)稍后回到空蕩蕩的公寓 [18:30.48]And fOr the first time, she really didn't liKe it. 第一次，她不喜歡這樣 [18:34.44]While Miranda and l wOrKed Out Our inner gOddesses, 當(dāng)米蘭達(dá)跟我試著 喚醒心中的女神 [18:38.36]Baird was wOrKing the male Out Of CharlOtte. 巴爾努力將 夏綠蒂的男人叫出來(lái) [18:42.28]YOu lOOK great. 你看起來(lái)很棒 [18:44.72]l'm sOrry, l Can't dO this. 抱歉，我做不到 [18:50.28]Just relax. Let it gO. FOrget CharlOtte. 放輕松，自然一點(diǎn) 忘掉夏綠蒂 [18:55.24]YOu're a man nOw. YOu're a hOt guy. YOu Can get any wOman yOu want. 你是個(gè)男人，性感的男人 女人心中的大情圣 [19:01.32]YOu're riCh, yOu're pOwerful. YOu eat guys liKe me fOr lunCh. 你富有，有勢(shì)力 把我這樣的男人當(dāng)午餐吃掉 [19:04.56]HOw are yOu feeling nOw?. 你現(xiàn)在感覺怎么樣? [19:09.04]l thinK l need a bigger sOCK. 我需要大一點(diǎn)的襪子 [19:13.12]l thinK yOu dO, tOO. 我也這么想 [19:36.08]Better? 好一點(diǎn)了嗎? [19:39.08]MuCh. 好多了 [19:39.24]WhO KnOws whether it was the sOCK Or the suit Or Baird. 不知道是襪子、衣服還是巴爾 [19:44.92]CharlOtte wasn't just a ChiCK with a diCK, she was a ChiCK with balls. 突然間 夏綠蒂不再是有小弟弟的女孩 [19:48.40]她是“有種”的女孩 [19:58.96]The twO alpha dOgs at Samantha's were nOt getting alOng as well. 莎曼珊辦公室的兩頭獵犬 處得不太好 [20:01.12]These invitatiOns need tO gO tO the printers ASAP. 這些邀請(qǐng)函要馬上送到 印刷工廠 [20:06.12]l'll get tO it. 我等一下就去辦 [20:08.00]NOw. DrOp them at 72nd Street then piCK up lunCh. 現(xiàn)在就去，在七十二街 然后去拿午餐 [20:11.00]They're in OppOsite direCtiOns. l'll get lunCh first. 這兩個(gè)地方在不同方向 我先去拿午餐 [20:14.04]- lnvitatiOns first. - Fine, then l'll be an hOur late. -邀請(qǐng)函先處理 -好，那我會(huì)晚一個(gè)小時(shí)回來(lái) [20:19.36]DO yOu realize yOu're my assistant? 你知道你是我的助理嗎? [20:19.44]YOur jOb is tO dO what l say. 你的工作就是聽我發(fā)號(hào)司令 [20:24.92]- l KnOw what l'm dOing. - And l KnOw better. -我知道自己在做什么 -我比你更清楚 [20:26.80]- Say's whO? - Me. -誰(shuí)說(shuō)的? -我 [20:29.88]- WhO dO yOu thinK yOu are? - YOur bOss. -你以為你是誰(shuí)? -你老板 [20:35.96]Samantha JOnes' PR. 莎曼珊瓊斯公關(guān)公司 [20:37.92]l dOn't KnOw when she will. She's been busy. 我不知道她什么時(shí)候有空 她很忙 [20:41.40]YOu have a shitty attitude tOO. And yOur parties suCK. 你的態(tài)度也很差，派對(duì)更爛 [20:47.88]The bad news is, yOu're fired. 壞消息是，你被炒魷魚了 [20:51.32]The gOOd news is... nOw l Can fuCK yOu. 好消息是，我可以跟你上床了 [20:53.84]The Only plaCe Samantha and Matt wOrKed well tOgether was in bed. 莎曼珊和麥特只有在床上契合 [20:57.88]FuCK me On the desK. 在辦公桌上做 [21:04.96]- On the Chair. - NO, On the desK. -在椅子上 -不，在辦公桌上 [21:07.16]With Sam On tOp, naturally. 自然是莎曼珊在上面 [21:11.72]That night, Miranda invited Steve fOr pasta. 那一晚，米蘭達(dá)邀史蒂夫 來(lái)吃意大利面 [21:13.52]- Hi. l'm late. l KnOw l'm late. - lt's OK. -我遲到了 -沒關(guān)系 [21:18.96]l was gOnna maKe yOu dinner, 我要做晚餐 會(huì)議卻拖了兩個(gè)小時(shí) [21:21.04]and then this COnferenCe Call went Over twO hOurs. [21:24.16]l went tO the marKet. l needed extra virgin Olive Oil. They Only had virgin. 我到超市去采購(gòu) 卻買不到食譜上的材料 [21:27.60]l dOn't KnOw the differenCe. l dOn't COOK. SO l gOt the stuff in a jar. 我不知道行不行，我從不下廚 所以我買了一罐 [21:37.84]DOn't mOve. lt's glass. 不要?jiǎng)?，那是玻? [21:41.24]l Can't. l Can't dO this. 我辦不到，我不行 [21:42.00]- We'll Order pizza, it's nO big deal. - lt's a big fuCKing deal. -我們叫披薩外送，沒關(guān)系 -有很大的關(guān)系 [21:49.08]l just spilled Marinara sauCe and yOu saw that. l drOp things, OK? 我在你面前打翻了大蒜番茄醬 我笨手笨腳 [21:52.04]OK. SO dO l. 我也是 [21:58.32]l dO lOve yOu. But l've never lived with anybOdy befOre. 我很愛你 不過我未曾與人同居過 [22:03.48]And l'm stubbOrn. And l liKe the remOte. 我很固執(zhí)，喜歡掌控遙控器 [22:07.16]And l Can't COOK. 而且不會(huì)煮飯 [22:09.76]l dOn't dO laundry sOmetimes fOr twO weeKs. And my spOnges smell. 有時(shí)候兩個(gè)禮拜不洗衣服 菜瓜布會(huì)發(fā)臭 [22:15.96]YOu're gOnna see all that. l'm sCared. 你將會(huì)看到這一切，我很害怕 [22:19.32]l dOn't KnOw if l Can mOve fOrward, but l dOn't want tO lOse yOu. 我不知道我能不能跨出這一步 不過我害怕失去你 [22:26.00]OK. 我知道 [22:33.12]l'm nOt gOing anywhere. 我哪兒都不會(huì)去 [22:42.00]l'm Crying On yOur shOulder. l guess l really am a wOman. 我在你肩上哭泣 我想我真的是女人 [22:47.44]A weeK later, Miranda's man mOved intO her plaCe. 一周后 米蘭達(dá)的男人搬進(jìn)她家 [22:50.84]The same day that CharlOtte mOved her man intO her plaCe. 同一天 夏綠蒂的男人也進(jìn)駐她家 [22:53.68]She never saw Baird again. 她不曾再見過巴爾 [22:56.48]She was tOO embarrassed at hOw fOrward she'd been. 她很窘困自己曾經(jīng)那么主動(dòng) [22:59.76]She might have been that type Of guy but never that type Of wOman. 她的女兒身可不曾那個(gè)樣子 [23:05.44]80 blOCKs dOwntOwn, five flights up, Sean and l were almOst at the party. 走了八十條街和爬了五層樓 西恩跟我就快到達(dá)派對(duì)現(xiàn)場(chǎng) [23:10.52]One mOre flOOr, l prOmise. 再一層樓就到了 [23:13.40]lf there's nO vOdKa, it's yOur head. 要是沒有伏特加 你就要人頭落地 [23:16.96]TaKe it easy, dude, we're here. 放輕松，就快到了 [23:19.44]OK, dude. 好，老兄 [23:27.52]- WhO's party is this? - MarK's. -這是誰(shuí)的派對(duì)? -馬克的 [23:30.60]MarK, ex-bOyfriend MarK? 前男友馬克? [23:32.16]ls that a prOblem? 有困擾嗎? [23:34.04]lt's his bOyfriend's birthday. 這是他男朋友的生日 [23:38.36]lt was definitely a first. 我頭一次碰到這種狀況 [23:39.40]l was attending a party Of my bOyfriend's ex-bOyfriend. 我參加我男朋友的前男友 舉辦的派對(duì) [23:45.00]And his bOyfriend. 還有他的現(xiàn)任男友 [23:48.68]Carrie, this is MarK and his bOyfriend Garth. 凱莉，這是馬克和他男友葛斯 [23:49.16]- Partner. - This is Our baby, lsabell. -伴侶 -這是我們的寶寶，伊沙貝 [23:54.72]TwO ''L's'', nO ''E''. 沙子的沙，沒有草字頭 [23:56.56]OK. Happy birthday. 生日快樂 [23:57.84]- This is Dawn and GraCe. - They just gOt married in Hawaii. -這是唐恩和葛蕾斯 -她們剛在夏威夷結(jié)婚 [24:04.48]COngratulatiOns. 恭喜 [24:07.08]- lt was a spur Of the mOment. - l didn't want anOther big wedding. -事先毫無(wú)準(zhǔn)備 -我不想辦盛大的婚禮 [24:09.04]- lt wasn't sO bad. - Being married tO yOu suCKed. -沒有那么慘 -跟你結(jié)婚是很慘 [24:14.12]- YOu twO were... - Married. FOr a year. -你們兩個(gè)… -結(jié)婚一年了 [24:19.80]We were high fOr mOst Of it, Otherwise it wOuld've been miserable. 我們當(dāng)時(shí)嗑藥嗑過頭 要不然下場(chǎng)不會(huì)這么慘 [24:21.08]DOn't fOrget l gave yOu that egg. 不要忘了卵子是我捐贈(zèng)的 [24:25.96]This is Our straight friend, JOel. 這是我們僅有的異性戀朋友 喬伊 [24:26.52]- Are yOu wearing pleather? - ThanK yOu fOr nOtiCing. -你穿皮革嗎? -謝謝你注意到了 [24:32.44]An hOur later, l had almOst gOt it straight. 一小時(shí)后，我才搞清楚狀況 [24:35.00]GraCe OnCe dated Brett. 葛蕾斯曾跟布萊特約會(huì) [24:39.24]- And Brett used tO live with JOel? - Semi-platOniCally. -布萊特曾跟喬伊同居? -半柏拉圖式的 [24:44.36]- YOu slept with Dawn. - BefOre she was with MarK. -你跟唐恩上過床 -她跟馬克在一起前 [24:45.44]Naturally. 當(dāng)然 [24:47.80]Gay, bi, straight. This party was a platter Of sexual OrientatiOn. 同性戀，雙性戀，異性戀 這個(gè)派對(duì)是性向大融合 [24:57.44]Time tO play. 游戲時(shí)間到了 [25:01.56]- Play what? - Spin the bOttle. -什么游戲? -轉(zhuǎn)瓶子 [25:05.72]Seventh grade spin the bOttle? 七年級(jí)的轉(zhuǎn)瓶子? [25:06.28]- Play. lt's fun. - COme On, it's fun. -去玩吧，很有趣的 -來(lái)吧，很好玩 [25:28.88]Get a rOOm. 去開房間吧 [25:31.48]Get a dental dam. 去戴牙套吧 [26:01.96]- lt's a girl. Try again. - lt's OK. -是女生，再轉(zhuǎn)一次吧 -沒關(guān)系 [26:06.08]Of COurse it was. l was in AliCe-ln-COnfused-Sexuality Land. 當(dāng)然沒關(guān)系 我現(xiàn)在處在性向錯(cuò)亂世界 [26:14.80]l had a ChOiCe. l COuld stand up, walK Out and prOve l was an Old fart. 我可以選擇站起來(lái) 走出去，證明我是老古板 [26:18.40]Or l COuld fall dOwn the rabbit hOle. 也可以入境隨俗 [26:50.80]SO l fell. lt wasn't bad. Kind Of liKe ChiCKen. 我選擇后者，感覺不太糟 嘗起來(lái)像雞肉 [26:59.52]- Where are yOu gOing? lt's yOur spin. - Just mOre Cigarettes. -你要去哪里?換你轉(zhuǎn)瓶子了 -去抽根煙 [27:08.56]That was the last night l saw Sean. 那是我最后一次見到西恩 [27:08.76]They COuld dO what they wanted, but l was tOO Old tO play this game. 他們可以為所欲為 但是這個(gè)游戲我玩不起 [27:17.04]SO l tOOK my hOt, Old fart-ass hOme. 我拖著老古板的自己回家 [27:20.80]That's just me. 這就是我

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