生活大爆炸第一季第十三集物理競賽事件

[00:00.00] [00:03.76]ew,more details about the new star trek film. 電影版的最新消息 [00:05.92]there's going to be a scene depicting spock's birth. 將有描繪Spock誕生的場景 (主人公之一 為Vulcan族) [00:09.88]i'd be more interested in the scene depicting spock's conception. 我倒是對Spock被懷上的情景 更感興趣 [00:12.24]oh please,for vulcans,made,or if you will pun far 得了吧 對Vulcan族來說 孕育 [00:20.04]the extremely private matter. 是非常私人的事情 [00:20.64]still i'd like to know the details. 可我還是想知道細(xì)節(jié) [00:22.64]his mother was human his father was vulcan, that couldnt just conceive. 他媽媽是人類 爸爸是Vulcan族 不可能就這么懷上了 [00:26.16]maybe they had to go to a clinic. 也許得去診所哦 [00:26.28]imagine spock's dad in a little room with a little copy of pointy ears and shapely rears. 想想看 Spock的老爹呆在小房間里 還有一個(gè)尖耳朵漂亮屁股的復(fù)制樣本 [00:34.16]How come in Star Trek everyone's private parts are the same 里 怎么大伙兒的私處都一樣呢? [00:38.68]no alien lady have told captain kirk, hey get your thing out of my nose. 怎么就沒有外星女對Kirk船長說 "嘿 把你那家伙從我鼻子里拿出來" [00:45.32]hi can you help me iwas writing an email 能幫幫忙嗎? 我正寫郵件呢 [00:47.76]and the a key got stuck A鍵卡住了 [00:47.20]now it's just going aaaaaaaa 現(xiàn)在屏幕上就不停地 "AAAAAA..." [00:51.12]what did you spill on it? 你把什么灑在上面了? [00:51.00]nothing 沒什么 [00:54.56]diet coke 健怡可樂 [00:56.36]and yoghurt 酸奶 [00:58.32]a little nail polish 還有一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)指甲油 [01:01.12]i'll take a look at it 我替你看看 [01:02.80]gentlemen, switching to local nerd news 先生們 來聽聽本地的學(xué)究新聞 [01:06.44]fishman chan... Chan他們 今年將不組隊(duì)參加 大學(xué)物理碗的比賽了 [01:09.68]youre kidding, why not? 開玩笑吧 為什么不參加? [01:12.16]they formed a barber shop quatet and got a gig playing nutsberry?? farm 他們組建了一支理發(fā)師四人隊(duì) 準(zhǔn)備去玩蔬果村游戲 [01:17.56]wow, so in your world 哇哦 在你們的世界里 [01:18.20]youre like the cool guys 你們算是很酷的一群人 [01:23.64]recognize 認(rèn)出來了 (模仿喜劇角色Ali G) [01:24.84]this is our year 今年輪到我們大放異彩了 [01:27.40]entire Physics bowl will 'kneel before Zod'", 那些人不參加 整個(gè)物理碗比賽將會(huì) "拜倒在Zod身下" (中的Zod將軍) [01:30.92]zod? Zod? [01:31.52]- cryptonian villain, long story - good story - 匿名的壞蛋 說來話長 - 但很有趣 [01:37.16]- count me out - what? why? - 我可不參加 - 什么? 為什么? [01:41.36]you wanna use my intelligence in a competitio 你想把我的聰明才智 發(fā)揮到這么小兒科的比賽里 [01:44.24]will you ask picasso to paint picturnary 你會(huì)讓畢加索去玩猜猜畫畫嗎? (雙人猜詞游戲) [01:49.32]會(huì)讓Noah Wbster (詞典編纂之父) 去玩拼字游戲嗎? [01:51.32]will you ask noah webster to play boggle? 會(huì)讓Jacques Cousteau (探險(xiǎn)家) 去玩金魚游戲嗎? (小游戲) [01:50.72]will you ask jon custo to play gold fish? [01:55.60]c'mon, you need a 4 person team, we're four people. 別呀 一定要4人隊(duì)的 咱們正好4個(gè) [01:58.52]by that reasoning, we should also play bridge, hold up a hooper and enter the olympic bobsled competition. 你那種邏輯 咱們還可以打橋牌 參加長雪橇奧林匹克比賽 [02:05.92]tickets to that plz. 這門票我想要哈 [02:08.84]sheldon, what? do i need to quote spock's dying words to you? Sheldon 怎么? 是不是要我引用 Spock的臨終遺言? [02:12.20]no, dont. 不 不要 [02:15.04]- the needs of the many "多數(shù)人的需要" [02:14.20]outweigh the need of the few "高于少數(shù)人的需要" [02:18.36]or the one "或者個(gè)人的需要" [02:20.72]damn it, i'll do it. 該死 我參加吧 [02:24.32] [02:39.24]the big bang theory season 1 episode 13天才理論傳 第一季 第13集 [02:47.88]ok, first physics bowl business 好了 參加物理碗的第一件事 [02:52.40]we need to truly kick ass team name 我們得取個(gè)響亮的隊(duì)名 [02:54.48]suggestions? 有啥建議不? [02:54.96]how about the perpetual motion squad? 不如叫"永恒運(yùn)動(dòng)之隊(duì)"? [02:57.92]it's beyond the laws of physics, plus a little headsup for the ladies. 完全超越了物理理論 再說 對女性朋友也提了個(gè)小醒 [03:02.20]- the ladies? - perpetual motion suqad, we can go all night. - 女性朋友? - "永恒運(yùn)動(dòng)之隊(duì)" 我們可以動(dòng)整整一晚上 [03:09.16]- i like it - i dont - 我挺喜歡 - 我不喜歡 [03:09.56]teams are traditionally named after fierce creatures, thus intimidaing one's opponent. 隊(duì)名通常都取自兇猛的動(dòng)物 以此來震懾對手 [03:16.08]then we could be the bengal tigers ? 那我們可以叫 "孟加拉虎隊(duì)" [03:18.00]poor choice 這也太遜了 [03:18.16]graham for graham, no animal exceeds the relative fighting strengths of the army ant 一對一說來 沒什么動(dòng)物能和軍蟻相抗衡 [03:24.16]maybe so. But you can't incinerate a Bengal tiger with a magnifying glass 也許是吧 可孟加拉虎 用放大鏡可燒不死 [03:31.80]Let's put it to a vote. All those in favor... 我們來投票 所有喜歡... [03:33.60]point of order. 程序有問題 [03:34.24]I move that any vote on team names must be unanimous. 選擇小組名稱必須獲得一致通過 [03:36.56]No man shoulbe forced to emblazon his chest with a bengal tiger 沒人可以用孟加拉虎條紋 裝飾自己的前胸 [03:41.68]when common sense dictates it should be an army ant. 如果大家普遍要求用軍蟻的話 [03:44.00]Will the gentleman from the great state of denial yield for a question? 那位堅(jiān)持反對的先生有意見嗎? [03:48.28]I will yield. 是的 [03:49.84]After we go through the exercise of an annoying series of votes, 在我們完成一系列惱人的投票后 [03:53.36]all of which the mantlegen will lose, 那位先生會(huì)以失敗告終 [03:53.88]does he then intend to threaten to quit if he does not get his way? 他會(huì)因?yàn)闆]按他說的來 而以退出相威脅嗎? [03:57.64]He does. 他會(huì)的 [03:57.00]I move we are the army ants. All those in favor? 那我們就選軍蟻 大家同意? [04:01.04]Good afternoon, and welcome to today's physics bowl practice round. 下午好 歡迎來到物理碗競答熱身賽 [04:06.72]I'm penny, and I'll be your host because apparently I didn't have anything else to do on a satday afternoon, 我是Penny 我將主持這次比賽 因?yàn)轱@然周六下午我無事可做 [04:09.92]and isn't that just a little sad? 這是不是有點(diǎn)郁悶? [04:14.36]Gentlemen, are you ready? 先生們 準(zhǔn)備好了嗎? [04:15.68]- Yes - Of course - 是的 - 當(dāng)然 [04:15.76]******* 準(zhǔn)備就緒 [04:17.72]You******* 雖然不關(guān)我事 但那個(gè)不敢和女人 當(dāng)面說話的人 會(huì)不會(huì)拖你們的后腿? [04:21.36]He'll be okay once the women are mixed into the crowd. 只要女人混在人群中 他就沒事了 [04:26.00]He only has a problem when they're one-on-one and smell nice. 只有一對一 而且對方香氣襲人時(shí) 他才會(huì)有問題 [04:27.88]Ah, thanks, raj. It's vanilla oil. 啊 謝謝 Raj 是香草油 [04:30.72]I was actually the one who noticed. Okay, let's just start. 事實(shí)上是我發(fā)現(xiàn)香味的 好了 我們開始吧 [04:35.48]Okay, the first question is on the topic of optics. 好了 第一個(gè)問題是有關(guān)光學(xué)的 [04:38.88]"What is the shortest light pulse ever produced?" "可制造出的光脈沖 最短是多長時(shí)間?" [04:42.28]dr. Cooper. Cooper博士 [04:42.24]And ofourse the answer is 130 attoseconds. 答案當(dāng)然是130阿秒 (1阿秒是10的負(fù)18次方秒) [04:44.40]- That is correct. - I knew that, too. - 回答正確 - 我也知道 [04:47.24]Good for you, sweetie. 你也不錯(cuò) 親愛的 [04:50.12]Okay, next question: "What is the quantum mechanical effect 好 下個(gè)問題: "硬盤驅(qū)動(dòng)器進(jìn)行數(shù)據(jù)編碼時(shí) [04:53.88]"used to encode data on hard-disk drives?" 如何應(yīng)用量子力學(xué)效應(yīng)?" [04:54.96]howard? Howard? [04:57.36]And of course the answer is giant magnetoresistance. 答案當(dāng)然是巨磁阻磁頭技術(shù) [04:59.12]Right. 正確 [04:58.92]Hey, I buzzed in. 嘿! 是我按的 [05:02.52]And I answered. It's called teamwork. 是我回答的 這叫團(tuán)隊(duì)協(xié)作 [05:04.68]Don't you think I should answer the engineering questions? 你不覺得我應(yīng)該回答工程類問題嗎? [05:09.00]I am an engineer. 我是工程師 [05:08.76]By that logic I should answer all the anthropology questions because I'm a mammal. 按照這種邏輯 我應(yīng)該回答所有人類學(xué)問題 因?yàn)槲沂遣溉閯?dòng)物 [05:15.36]- Just ask another one. - Okay. - 問下一個(gè)問題 - 好 [05:18.00]"What artificial satellite has seen glimpses of einstein's predicted frame dragging?" "哪個(gè)人造衛(wèi)星驗(yàn)證了 愛因斯坦預(yù)測到的結(jié)構(gòu)拖曳現(xiàn)象?" [05:23.96]and of course, it's gravity probe B. 當(dāng)然是重力探測器B [05:28.88]Sheldon, you have to let somebody else answer. Sheldon 你應(yīng)該讓別人也回答問題 [05:31.40]Why? 為什么? [05:32.48]Because it's polite. 因?yàn)檫@樣比較禮貌 [05:33.40]What do manners have to do w h it? 禮貌對這有什么用? [05:36.28]Itthis is war. 這是戰(zhàn)爭 [05:38.40]Were the romans polite when they salted the ground of carthage to make sure nothing would ever grow again? 羅馬人往迦太基城撒鹽 以防止再有什么 生長出來時(shí) 表現(xiàn)出禮貌了嗎? [05:42.84]Leonard, you said I only had to ask questions. Lenoard 你說過我只用提問 [05:47.12]The objective of the competition is to give correct answers. 比賽的目標(biāo)是給出正確答案 [05:51.20]If I know them, why shouldn't I give them? 如果我知道 我為什么不說? [05:53.84]Some of us might have the correct answers, too. 我們也許也知道正確答案 [05:55.76]Oh, please. You don't even have a phd. 得了吧 你連博士學(xué)位都沒有 [05:57.96]All right, that's it! 好吧 就這樣了! [05:58.80]- Howard, sit down. - Okay. - Howard 坐下 - 好的 [06:01.48]Maybe we should take a little break. 也許我們該休息一下 [06:04.40]Good idea. I need my wrist brace. 好主意 我需要活動(dòng)一下我的腕關(guān)節(jié) [06:05.68]All this button-pushing is aggravating my old nintendo injury. 按按鈕加劇了我的任天堂舊傷 [06:09.56]I agree. 我同意 [06:11.48]What did he say? 他說什么? [06:11.48]He compared sheldon to a disposable feminine cleansing product 他把Sheldon比作 某種女用一次性清潔工具 [06:18.36]one might use on summer's eve. 和女性清洗液一起用的 [06:22.68]Yeah, and the bag it came in. 對 還有那個(gè)袋子 [06:27.88]Leonard, excellent. I want to show you something. Leonard 太好了 給你看點(diǎn)東西 [06:32.04]Can it wait? I need to talk to you. 可以等等嗎? 我要和你談?wù)? [06:32.12]Just look. 看看 [06:34.96]I've designed the perfect uniforms for our team. 我設(shè)計(jì)了咱們的隊(duì)服 [06:36.44]The colors are based on star trek: The original series. 顏色基于原版的 [06:38.48]The three of you will wear support red, and I will wear command gold. 你們?nèi)齻€(gè)將穿紅色的助理服 我將穿金色的指揮服 [06:45.16]Why do they say "aa"? 為什么寫上"AA"? [06:47.52]Army ants. 軍蟻(英文縮寫是"AA") [06:48.40]Isn't that confusing? 會(huì)不會(huì)讓人不明白? [06:50.40]"Aa" might mean something else to certain people. "AA"對別人來說可能表示別的東西 [06:52.56]Why would a physics bowl team be called anodized aluminum? 一個(gè)物理競答小組 會(huì)被稱作 陽極化處理鋁嗎?(英文縮寫也是"AA") [06:58.00]No, I meant... never mind. 不 我是說...算了 [07:01.28]Hey, check it out, I got you a batman cookie jar. 看看 我送你一個(gè)蝙蝠俠甜餅罐 [07:08.56]Oh, neat! What's the occasion? 太漂亮了 今天什么日子? [07:10.68]Well, you're a friend, and you like batman and cookies, and you're off the team. 呃 你是我朋友 你喜歡蝙蝠俠也喜歡甜餅 還有 你被踢出小組了 [07:17.80]What? 什么? [07:20.44]Howard, raj and I just had a team meeting. Howard Raj和我剛剛開了個(gè)會(huì) [07:22.96]No, you didn'T. 不 你不能這樣 [07:23.36]Yes, we did. I just came from there. 我就這樣了 剛從那兒回來 [07:24.96]Okay, I don't know where you just came from, 好吧 我不知道你從哪兒回來 [07:26.72]but it could not have have been a team meeting because I'm on the team and I wasn't there. 但那不是一個(gè)小組會(huì)議 因?yàn)槲沂切〗M成員之一 而我不在那兒 [07:31.36]Ergo, the team did not meet. 因此 不是小組會(huì)議 [07:33.36]Okay, let me try it this way: I was at a coffee klatch with a couple of friends, 好吧 這么說吧 我在咖啡館和朋友閑聊 [07:38.64]and one thing led to another, and it turns out you're off the team. 說著說著就決定把你踢出小組 [07:42.44]Why? 為什么? [07:45.72]Because you're taking all the fun out of it. 因?yàn)槟阕屗翢o樂趣可言 [07:46.96]I'm sorry, is the winner of the physics bowl the team that has the most fun? 對不起 贏得物理碗的隊(duì)伍 不才是最高興的嗎? [07:50.68]Okay, let me try it this way: You're aoying and no one wants to play with you anymore. 好吧 這么說吧 你討人煩 沒人想和你玩了 [07:59.04]I see. 我明白了 [07:60.32]Well, at this point I should inform you that I intend to form my own team 既然這樣 我打算自己組隊(duì)了 [08:07.76]and destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together 而且毀滅你們之間親密無間的聯(lián)系 [08:10.00]and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears. 而且會(huì)將微小的混亂變成眼淚 [08:15.48]Thanks for the heads-up. 多謝提醒 [08:19.20]You're welcome. 謝謝 [08:21.24]- One more thing. - Yes? - 還有一件事 - 什么? [08:23.64]It's on, bitch. 等著瞧 賤貨 [08:33.52]So who'd he get to be on his team? 他會(huì)叫哪些人一起組隊(duì)? [08:33.20]He won't say. 他不會(huì)說的 [08:34.84]He just smiles and eats macaroons out of his bat jar. 他只是笑笑 從蝙蝠俠罐中拿出甜餅吃 [08:41.16]He's using psychological warfare. 他在玩心理戰(zhàn) [08:43.28]We must reply in kind. 我們要友善地回應(yīng) [08:44.60]I say we wait until he looks at us, then laugh like, 等到他看到我們 然后笑著似乎在說 [08:47.12]"yes, you are a smart and strong competitor, "but we are also smart and strong, "是的 你是一個(gè)聰明有力的競爭者 但我們同樣聰明有力 [08:52.84]and we have a reasonable chance of defeating you." 而且我們有理由打敗你" [08:56.84]How exactly would that laugh go? 到底是怎樣笑? [09:04.56]that sounds more like, 聽起來更像 [09:05.96]"we are a tall, thin woman who wants to make a coat out of your dalmatians." "我們是又瘦又高的女人 想拿你的斑點(diǎn)狗做皮衣" [09:12.08]Guys, let's remember that sheldon is still our friend and my roommate. 伙計(jì)們 別忘了Sheldon依然是我們的朋友 我的室友 [09:14.44]So? 那么? [09:15.68]So nothing. Let's destroy him. 沒什么 滅了他 [09:19.80]Gentlemen. 先生們 [09:29.48]okay, we're going to need a strong fourth for our team. 我們需要一個(gè)強(qiáng)有力的四號(hào)選手 [09:31.36]You know who is apparently very smart is the girl who played tv's blossom. 電視競答的那個(gè)女孩顯然非常聰明 [09:37.72]She got a phd. In neuroscience or something. 她有博士學(xué)位 腦科學(xué)還是什么 [09:38.00]Raj, we're not getting tv's blossom to join our physics bowl team. Raj 物理碗競答不是開心辭典 [09:44.12]How about the girl from the wonder years? "兩小無猜"(電視劇)里的 那個(gè)女孩呢? [09:50.88]Gentlemen, I believe I've found the solution to all our problems. 先生們 我想我找到解決方法了 [09:56.84]We can't ask leslie winkle. 我們不能邀請Leslie Winkle [09:58.68]Why? 為什么? [09:59.44]Because you slept together, and when she was done with you she discarded you like last night's chutney? 因?yàn)槟銈儌z睡過覺 完事后 她就像隔夜酸辣醬一樣把你拋棄了? [10:06.24]Yes. 是的 [10:08.96]Sometimes you've got to take one for the team. 為了小組 有時(shí)候你也該犧牲一下 [10:10.44]Yeah, sack up, dude. 對 就咽肚里吧 伙計(jì) [10:15.88]Fine. 好吧 [10:17.36]Here I go, taking one for the team... 那我去了 為了隊(duì)伍 犧牲自己 [10:19.32]in the sack. 真是有病 [10:24.60]Hey, leslie. 嘿 Leslie [10:24.40]Hi, guys. 嗨 伙計(jì)們 [10:25.52]So, leslie, I have a question for you, and it might be a little awkward, Leslie 我想問你個(gè)問題 可能有點(diǎn)為難 [10:30.72]you know, given that I... 你知道 之前我... [10:34.24]hit that thang. 直接說重點(diǎn) [10:38.36]Leonard, there's no reason to feel uncomfortable just Leonard 你沒必要難堪 [10:41.60]because we've seen each other's faces and naked bodies contorted in the sweet agony of coitus. 僅僅因?yàn)槲覀冊?jīng) 赤身裸體云雨交歡過 [10:47.52]There's not? 不尷尬嗎? [10:48.56]Gee, 'cause it sure sounds like there should be. 聽起來應(yīng)該是這樣 [10:50.76]Rest assured that any aspects of our sexual relationship regarding your preferences, 其他我們性關(guān)系中的關(guān)于你的喜好 [10:55.12]your idiosyncrasies, your performance are still protected by the inherent confidentiality of the bedroom. 你的特質(zhì) 你的表現(xiàn)等等秘密都不會(huì) 走出你的臥室 [10:60.32]Th's all very comforting, but if it's okay, I'd like to get on to my question now. 這倒是讓人放心 可以的話 我想繼續(xù)我的問題 [11:06.96]Proceed. 請 [11:05.40]We are entering the physics bowl, and we need a fourth for our team. 我們要參加物理碗 我們還需要第四名隊(duì)員 [11:10.16]No, thanks. I'm really busy with my like-sign dilepton supersymmetry search. 不 謝謝 我正忙著雙輕粒子超對稱性研究 [11:13.96]Dilepton, shmylepton. We need you. 雙輕粒子 輕粒子 我們需要你 [11:16.52]Sorry. 對不起 [11:19.04]Well, we tried. 好吧 我們試過了 [11:22.76]We'll just have to face sheldon mano y mano y mano a mano. 我們就面對Sheldon吧 手挽手 手挽手 挽手 [11:25.84]Wait, you're going up against sheldon cooper? 等等 你們對戰(zhàn)Sheldon Cooper? [11:29.36]Yes. 對 [11:29.72]That arrogant, misogynistic, east texas doorknob 那個(gè)傲慢自大 性別歧視的 東德克薩斯小門把 [11:33.28]that told me I should abandon my work with high-energy particles for laundry and childbearing? 告訴我應(yīng)該放棄高能碎木料工作 回家洗衣服看孩子 [11:39.32]She's in. 她加入了 [11:45.76]so, how do you feel? 感覺如何? [11:47.08]Nice and loose? Come to play? Got your game face on? 放松? 備戰(zhàn)? [11:49.44]- Are you ready? - Yeah. - 準(zhǔn)備好了? - 是的 [11:53.52]You know, you don't have to stay for the whole thing. 你沒必要一直陪著我們 [11:55.08]Oh, no, no. I want to. Sounds really interesting. 不 不 我想來 聽起來很有趣 [12:06.92]Gentlemen. 先生們 [12:07.64]- Sheldon. - Sheldon. - Sheldon - Sheldon [12:11.04]sheldon. Sheldon [12:15.20]I'm just gonna sit down. 我去那邊坐下 [12:19.16]So, is that your team? 這是你的小隊(duì)? [12:21.44]Actually, I don't need a team. 實(shí)際上 我不需要組隊(duì) [12:25.08]I could easily defeat you single-handedly, but the rules require four. 我一人就能把你們撂倒 但規(guī)則要求四個(gè)人 [12:28.60]So, may I introduce the third-floor janitor, the lady from the lunch room, 請?jiān)试S我介紹三樓的看門人 餐廳服務(wù)員 [12:31.28]and my spanish is not good-- either her son or her butcher. 和...我西班牙語不怎么好... 不是她兒子就是屠夫 [12:38.56]And what about your team? 你的小隊(duì)呢? [12:37.92]What rat have you recruited to the S.S.Sinking ship? 沉船之上又把哪個(gè)小耗子招過來了? [12:41.92]Leslie: Hello, sheldon. 你好 Sheldon [12:46.08]Leslie winkle. Leslie Winkle [12:47.92]Yeah, leslie winkle. 是的 Leslie Winkle [12:48.44]The answer to the question, "who made sheldon cooper cry like a little girl?" 那個(gè)會(huì)讓 Sheldon哭得像個(gè)小女孩的人 [12:54.88]Yes, well, I'm polymerized tree sap, and you're an inorganic adhesive. 是嗎 我是樹狀燒結(jié)鋁粉 你是無機(jī)粘合劑 [12:58.48]So whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, 你說什么都不會(huì)對我產(chǎn)生什么影響 [13:01.08]returns on its original trajectory and adheres to you. 你說的話最終又會(huì)原路返回到你身上 [13:08.96]Okay, if everyone could please take your seats. 好 各位請坐 [13:19.44]Here's your t-shirt. 這是你的T恤 [13:23.96]Pms? PMS?(亦有"月經(jīng)前癥候"之意) [13:27.40]It's a couple days early... 現(xiàn)在還早幾天... [13:27.48]no. It stands for "perpetual motion squad." 不 它代表"永恒運(yùn)動(dòng)之隊(duì)" [13:34.00]Oh, right, of course. What was I thinking? 對 當(dāng)然 我在歪想什么呢? [13:37.36]Good afternoon, everyone, and welcome to this year's physics bowl! 各位下午好 歡迎來到本年度物理碗杯賽 [13:42.52]Today's preliminary match features two great teams. 今天參賽的是兩個(gè)非常棒的小組 [13:48.72]Aa versus...pms. AA隊(duì)對陣PMS隊(duì) [13:51.12]All night long, y'all! 整整一夜 耶! [13:54.84]WE CAN GO ALL NIGHT "我們能進(jìn)行整整一夜" [13:58.44]Okay, well, let's jump right in. 好吧 我們開始比賽了 [14:01.92]First question for ten points: 第一道題 10分 [14:04.56]"What is the iso-spin singlet partner of the pi-zero meson?" π-0介子的同位旋單譜線對應(yīng)的是? [14:09.36]pms? PMS隊(duì)? [14:09.08]- The eta meson. - Coecect. - η介子 - 正確 [14:14.12]- Formal protest. - On what grounds? - 正式抗議 - 理由呢? [14:15.80]The velcro on my wrist brace caught on my shirt. 手腕關(guān)節(jié)的尼龍扣把衣服扯住了 [14:20.40]Denied. 駁回 [14:21.80]All right, for ten points, 好吧 10分題 [14:22.52]"what is the lightest element on earth with no stable isotope?" aa 地球上沒有穩(wěn)定同位素的 最輕的元素是?AA隊(duì) [14:26.92]And of course, the answer is technetium. 毫無疑問 答案是锝 [14:29.80]Terrific.next question: 厲害 下一題 [14:33.12]"What is the force between two uncharged plates due to quantum vacuum fluctuations?" 由于量子真空漲落 兩塊不帶電荷極板之間存在什么力? [14:38.16]Pms? PMS隊(duì)? [14:38.48]Sheldon can suck on... the casimir effect. Sheldon能吸收... 卡西米爾效應(yīng) [14:42.96]Correct. 正確 [14:49.48]How does a quantum computer factor large numbers? Pms? 量子計(jì)算機(jī)如何因式分解較大的數(shù)字? PMS隊(duì)? [14:53.88]- Shorts algorithm. - Correct! - 簡化運(yùn)算法則 - 正確! [14:59.72]4.1855 times ten to the seventh ergs per calorie. 4.1855*10的7次方 爾格每卡路里 [15:01.80]Prevost's theory of exchanges. 普雷沃斯交換原理 [15:04.80]Lambda equals one over pi r squared N. Λ=1/(π*r的N次方) [15:08.36]760 degrees celsius... 760攝氏度 [15:10.40]the approximate temperature of the young lady in the front row. 前排年輕女士的近似體溫 [15:12.12]Mr. Wolowitz, this is your second warning. Wolowitz先生 這是對你第二次警告 [15:18.40]A sigma particle. Σ粒子 [15:18.28]Yes, assuming the hypothetical planet has a mass greater than the earth. 是的 假定假設(shè)的行星比地球大很多倍 [15:22.60]Host: Correct. 正確 [15:27.88]Ladies and gentlemen, I hold in my hand the final question. 女士們先生們 我手里的是最后一道題 [15:34.08]The score now stands: 現(xiàn)在的比分是 [15:33.40]Aa 1,150, pms 1,175. AA隊(duì)1150分 PMS隊(duì)1175分 [15:40.60]So, for 100 points and the match, 那么 拿下這一題 也就是拿下了比賽 [15:42.48]please turn your attention to the formula on the screens. 請注意看屏幕上的公式 [15:49.12]Solve the equation. 解方程式 [15:51.24]Holy crap. 上帝啊 [15:55.28]What the hell is that? 那究竟是啥玩意兒? [15:55.12]Looks like something they found on the ship at roswell. 看來像是Roswell的船上發(fā)現(xiàn)的東西 [16:01.24]Come on. Think. Leslie? 加油啊 好好想 Leslie? [16:03.68]Leonard, it's not gonna work if you rush me. You have to let me get there. Leonard 你催我也沒有用 你得讓我好好算 [16:05.60]You are never gonna let that go, are you? 你永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)算出來的 對吧? [16:08.80]Ten seconds. 還有10秒 [16:14.76]Pms? PMS隊(duì)? [16:17.44]Sorry, I panicked. 抱歉 我慌了神 [16:19.52]Then guess. 那就猜一個(gè) [16:23.92]eight..... 8... [16:29.68].4 8.4 [16:31.96]I'm sorry, that's incorrect. 抱歉 答案錯(cuò)誤 [16:32.68]Aa, if you can answer correctly, the match is yours. AA隊(duì) 如果你們能正確答出 勝利就屬于你們了 [16:40.28]He doesn't have it. 他沒算出來 [16:41.60]He's got squat. 他憋不住了 [16:54.28]Aa, I need your answer. AA隊(duì) 報(bào)出答案 [16:57.08]The answer is minus eight pi alpha. 答案是-8πα [16:59.44]Hang on. Hang on a second. That's not our answer. 等等 等一下 那不是我們的答案 [17:01.84]What are you doing? 你在干什么? [17:02.88]Answering question. Winning physics bowl. 回答問題啊 贏物理碗杯 [17:06.72]How do you know anything about physics? 你怎么懂物理? [17:08.88]Here I am janitor. In former soviet union, I am physicist. 現(xiàn)在 我是看門的 在前蘇聯(lián) 我是物理學(xué)家 [17:14.68]Leningrad politechnika. Go polar bears. Leningrad Politechnika 沖啊 北極熊 [17:21.60]Well, that's a delightful little story, but our arrangement was that you sit here and not say anything-- 故事真精彩 可我們的協(xié)議是 你坐在這兒 一言不發(fā) [17:25.92]I answer the questions. 由我回答問題 [17:27.92]You didn't answer question. 可你沒答出來 [17:28.12]Hey, look, now, maybe you have democracy now in your beloved russia, 嘿 瞧 也許在你熱愛的俄羅斯 你有民主權(quán) [17:32.76]but on this physics bowl team, I rule with an iron fist. 可在這物理碗杯小組 我就是鐵拳統(tǒng)治 [17:37.56]Aa, I need your official answer. AA隊(duì) 請盡快給出正式答案 [17:39.72]- Well, it's not what he said. - Then what is it? - 不是他答的那個(gè) - 那是什么? [17:42.40]- I want a different question. - You can't have a different question. - 我想回答另一個(gè)問題 - 你不能回答另一題 [17:42.08]- Formal protest. - Denied. - 正式抗議 - 駁回 [17:44.44]- Informal protest. - Denied. - 非正式抗議 - 駁回 [17:48.92]I need your official answer. 請給出最終答案 [17:51.56]No. I decline to provide one. 不 我拒絕回答 [17:52.64]Well, that's too bad because the answer your teammate gave was correct. 可惜啊 因?yàn)槟愕年?duì)友 給出的答案是正確的 [17:58.16]That's your opinion. 那是你的觀點(diǎn) [18:01.80]- All right, the winner of the match is... - hang on. - 好吧 比賽的勝者是... - 等等 [18:04.56]Sheldon, is proving that you are single-handedly smarter than everyone else so important Sheldon 是不是證明你比任何人 都更聰明 那么重要 [18:08.40]that you would rather lose by yourself than win as part of a team? 重要到你寧可輸?shù)糇约?也不愿作為小組一分子贏得勝利? [18:13.00]I don't understand the question. 這問題我不理解 [18:18.12]Go ahead. 繼續(xù)吧 [18:19.40]The winner is pms. 勝者是PMS隊(duì) [18:21.40]* We are the champions, my friends * * 我們是冠軍 我的朋友們 * [18:29.80]* and we'll keep on fighting till the end * * 我們要戰(zhàn)斗到底 * [18:37.60]* we are the champions * * 我們是冠軍 * [18:40.40]* we are the champions * * 我們是冠軍 * [18:43.92]* no time for losers * * 這世界不屬于失敗者 * [18:46.08]* 'cause we are the champions * * 因?yàn)槲覀兪峭跽?* [18:52.08]* of the world * * 世界之王 * [18:57.76]sorry, somebody's sitting there. 抱歉 這兒有人坐 [18:59.40]Who? 誰? [19:01.64]My physics bowl trophy. 我的物理碗獎(jiǎng)杯 [19:05.36]That trophy is meaningless. 那獎(jiǎng)杯沒意義 [19:07.88]I forfeited, therefore you did not win. 我棄權(quán)了 所以你們并沒有贏 [19:09.96]- I know someone who would disagree. - Who? - 我知道一個(gè)人不會(huì)同意 - 誰? [19:12.32]My physics bowl trophy. 我的物理碗杯獎(jiǎng)杯 [19:14.56]Leonard is so smart. Sheldon who? Leonard真聰明 Sheldon是誰? [19:19.04]All right, that is very immature. 好吧 這太幼稚了 [19:21.36]You're right. I'm sorry. I'm not! 說得對 抱歉 我才不是! [19:25.52]- Okay, new contest. - What are you doing? - 好吧 新比賽 - 你在干嘛? [19:27.24]I am settling once and for all who is the smartest around here, okay? Are you ready? 我選好題目了 看這里究竟誰最聰明 準(zhǔn)備好了嗎? [19:34.92]- Absolutely. - Bring it on. - 當(dāng)然啦 - 開始 [19:36.08]"Marsha, jan and cindy were the three daughters in what tv family?" Marsha Jan還有Cindy是哪部劇集中 家庭的三個(gè)女兒? [19:46.84]The brady bunch. Okay. 好吧 [19:50.76]"Sammy hagar replaced david lee roth as the lead singer in what group?" Sammy Hagar取代David Lee Roth 成為哪個(gè)團(tuán)體的首席歌手? [19:58.80]The brady bunch? 脫線家族? [20:02.56]Van halen. All right. 范·海倫樂隊(duì) 好吧 [20:03.80]"Madonna was married to this ridgemont high alum." 麥當(dāng)娜曾嫁給 哪個(gè)Ridgemont高中的校友? [20:08.72]Oh, my god! Sean penn! 哦 天啊! 肖恩·潘! [20:12.36]How do you know these things? 你怎么了解這些事情? [20:14.52]I go outside, and I talk to people. 我走到外面 和大家交談 [20:20.92]Okay, here. 好吧 這題 [20:19.44]"What actor holds the record for being named people magazine's sexiest man alive?" 哪位在世的演員保持著大眾雜志評選的 最性感男士的記錄? [20:25.32]- William shatner. - Wait. - William Shatner - 等等 [20:25.32]中 扮演Kirk船長 [20:30.92]I don't think it's shatner. 我覺得不是Shatner [20:32.88]Then it's got to be patrick stewart. 那就是Patrick Stewart (中 扮演Picard船長) [20:35.12]- No. - Formal protest. - 不是 - 正式抗議 [20:40.68]All right. "Singer who sang, 'oops, I did it again'"? 那好 哪位歌手演唱了 "oops I did it again"? [20:49.00]Okay. 好吧 [20:52.32]"Tweetie bird tought he taw a what?" 崔弟鳥以為他擊中的是什么? [20:58.88]Romulan. Romulan帝國 (中的一個(gè)種族) [21:02.44]Yes. He tought he taw a romulan. 是 他以為他擊中了一個(gè)Romulan [21:09.16]

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