《藍甲蟲》明星科洛·馬里杜尼亞開玩笑說，他一直在讓賽琳娜·戈麥斯干掉邁克·瓦佐夫斯基

科洛·馬里杜尼亞是一顆正在崛起的明星。除非有賽琳娜·戈麥斯這樣的大明星在他旁邊，在這種情況下，他就坐在原地，很可能會被狗仔隊從任何照片中刪除。

On his podcast with Jacob Bertrand, Lone Lobos, the Blue Beetle star opens up about the emotional scars of getting "Mike Wazowski'd" at the LAFC game last Sunday.

這位《藍甲蟲》明星在與雅各布·伯特蘭的播客中公開了上周日在洛杉磯足球俱樂部比賽中被“邁克·瓦佐夫斯基”擊倒的情感創(chuàng)傷。

Maridueña points to an article about Gomez's wide-eyed fascination at the soccer game and how in the photo that runs with the article, Maridueña, who was sitting next to the Only Murders in the Building star and retired audience reaction queen, is conveniently cropped out, save for his shoulder.

馬里杜尼亞提到了一篇關于戈麥斯對足球比賽睜大眼睛著迷的文章，以及在文章的照片中，坐在《大樓里的唯一謀殺案》明星、退休觀眾反應女王旁邊的馬里杜尼亞是如何被方便地裁剪掉的，只留了肩膀。

"Dude, why did I get cut out right there. Wait, I'm pissed!" Maridueña exclaims, pointing to the photo.

“伙計，我為什么就在那里被裁掉了。等等，我很生氣！”馬里杜尼亞指著照片喊道。

"Yeah, I got f---ing Mike Wazowski'd, but not Tyga! But Tyga got to keep there?" he notes, referring to the rapper, who, in all fairness, also has Kardashian klout.

“是的，我得到了邁克·瓦佐夫斯基的支持，但泰加沒有！但泰加必須堅持下去？”他指出，他指的是這位說唱歌手，公平地說，他也有卡戴珊。

The uncropped picture shows Maridueña "scared" that Inter Miami's newest recruit Lionel Messi was going to score on LAFC, until he was denied by goalie John McCarthy.

這張未經(jīng)裁剪的照片顯示，馬里杜尼亞“害怕”國際米蘭邁阿密隊的新援萊昂內(nèi)爾·梅西會在LAFC進球，直到他被守門員約翰·麥卡錫拒絕。

"She's standing next to a superhero, bruh," Maridueña jokes. "Bro, the first brown superhero! She's gotta give some love. She has to come out with a statement."

“她站在一個超級英雄旁邊，兄弟，”馬里杜尼亞開玩笑說。“兄弟，第一個棕色超級英雄！她必須給予一些愛。她必須發(fā)表聲明。”

In another article, he's also left out in favor of Gomez, Prince Harry, and "F---ing Mario Lopez."

在另一篇文章中，他也被排除在外，支持戈麥斯、哈里王子和“F-ing Mario Lopez”

The game turned out to be disappointing for many involved. LAFC ended up losing, 3-1. Gomez became a meme, no doubt influencing her post-VMA pledge of stillness at all future audience gigs. And Xolo Maridueña learned what some of us have always known, that you don't sit next to someone with nearly half a billion Instagram followers and expect not to be cropped out of a photo with them.

這場比賽對許多參與者來說是令人失望的。LAFC最終以3-1落敗。戈麥斯成了一個迷因，無疑影響了她在VMA后對未來所有觀眾演出的沉默承諾?？坡?middot;馬里杜尼亞了解到了我們中的一些人一直都知道的一點，那就是你不會坐在一個擁有近5億Instagram粉絲的人旁邊，期望不會被從與他們的照片中刪掉。