英文笑話：A Pledge 誓約
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday, and everyone was complimenting him on how well he looked.
"I'll tell you the secret," he said. "My wife and I were married seventy-five years ago. On our wedding night we made a pledge that whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go out and take a walk. I have been in the open air continuously for the past seventy-five years.
爺爺過一百歲生日，大家都祝賀他，說他看上去很健康。
“我來(lái)告訴你們這里的秘密，”他說，“我和妻子結(jié)婚七十五年了。在新婚之夜我們訂了一個(gè)誓約，那就是無(wú)論我們什么時(shí)候發(fā)生爭(zhēng)吵，誰(shuí)被證明是錯(cuò)了的，誰(shuí)就到外面去散一圈步。我已經(jīng)在外面一直呆了七十五年了。”
