關(guān)于動(dòng)物便便研究員的情景會(huì)話

Peter: Hey, Liz. I tried to call you like a million times last week. Did you block your number?

麗姿，我上周給你打了無(wú)數(shù)個(gè)電話。你在屏蔽號(hào)碼嗎?

Richard: She was .. not here. But I can take a message if you want.

她不在。但是我可以稍口信的。

Peter: Ok, just tell her that I called. And I missed her. Thanks, man. I owe you one.

告訴她我打電話了，我想她。謝謝，哥們。我欠你的。

Liz: Thanks for helping me out. I am so jammed up. Thanks to him, I am totally off the grid, you know?

謝謝你幫我解圍。 我現(xiàn)在壓力好大。因?yàn)樗?，我什么網(wǎng)站，活動(dòng)都不敢參加。

Richard: I met him once. He isn't that bad. He looks very decent.

我見過他的。沒那么糟糕吧。看起來(lái)很正派啊。

Liz: We have been seeing each other for about two weeks. He proposed to me. But what really bothers me is that he studies the poop of animals.

我們才約會(huì)了兩個(gè)星期。他就向我求婚?？墒钦嬲屛覠赖氖撬芯縿?dòng)物的便便。

Richard: All right. Honey, your pool looks so yellow and hard today. You need to go to hospital with me right now.

好吧。親愛的，你今天的便便又黃又硬。你需要馬上跟我去醫(yī)院。

Liz: Yuck! Stop acting like that. That's why even Mom says you will end up a lonely guy.

好惡心啊。別這樣了好吧。這就是連老媽都說(shuō)你以后會(huì)孤苦伶仃一個(gè)人。

Richard: Being alone is much better than with a prick who studies excrement.

單身總比和研究排泄物的笨蛋在一起好吧。

Liz: OK, you win. Why don't you go out with him tonight and tell him that I am a lesbian. So he won't pest me any more.

好了，算你贏。為什么你今晚不出去和他約會(huì)呢?然后告訴他我是個(gè)同性戀。這樣他就不煩我了。