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楊: My wife always complains when I smoke. She says smoking is the worst thing.

我的太太在我抽煙的時候一直抱怨。她說抽煙是最壞的事情。

李: Then you shall stop,darling.

那么你就戒掉吧，親愛的。

楊: But cigarettes are my best friends, honey. I know smoking is not good but I cannot live without it.

但是香煙是我最好的朋友，甜心。我知道抽煙不好，但是我不能沒有它。

李: Ok, I can tell me some advantages of smoking, and then you can decide how to do.

好的，我可以告訴你抽煙的一些好處，然后你來決定怎么做。

楊: Really? Advantages? Please go ahead.

真的嗎?好處?請繼續(xù)說。

李: First smoking will protect your house against thieves. Smoking people usually cough a lot during night, thieves may think they are awake and then go away.

首先抽煙可以防范小偷。抽煙的人晚上容易咳嗽，小偷們會認為他們還沒睡著然后就跑了。

楊: It is not a good reason. Do you have another one?

這不是個好理由。有別的呢?

李: Well, smoking people will scare away fierce dogs because they are usually humpbacked and dogs will think they are taking stones.

恩，抽煙的人能夠嚇跑惡狗， 因為抽煙的人容易駝背，狗會以為抽煙者在撿石頭。

楊: Come on, these cannot be called advantages.

得了吧，這些不能夠成為好處。

李: I have last one, smoking will keep you young. Smoking people usually have many diseases, so they don’t have chance to die old.

我還有最后一個，抽煙使你保持年輕。抽煙的人通常由很多的疾病，所以他們沒有機會在老的時候死去。

楊: Ok, guy, I will stop smoking.

好吧伙計，我會戒煙。