休閑對話：女人與男人的神秘區(qū)別

小楊: Hi，guy，why are you looking so sad? You just married last month.

嘿，哥們，為什么你看起來這么沮喪?你上個月剛剛結(jié)婚啊。

小李: Don’t mention it! I find it is very difficult to understand women.

別提了!我發(fā)現(xiàn)女人很難理解。

小楊: What happened?

發(fā)生什么事情了?

小李: She got several shampoos and baths in the shower and she still wants to try new ones when shopping.

她浴室里已經(jīng)有幾種洗發(fā)水和沐浴露了，買東西的時候她還要嘗試新的。

小楊: It’s nothing. Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.

這沒什么。通常,女人的浴室里總放著3種不同的洗發(fā)香波。她們沐浴后,浴室就散發(fā)著熱帶雨林的味道。

小李: And she runs to pick up the phone even if I am kissing her.

即使在我親吻她的時候，她也跑去接電話。

小楊: Oh, you should understand, women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing.

哦，你應(yīng)該理解，女人不會拒絕接聽任何來電。電話鈴一響,不論正在做什么,她都會去接電話。

小李: She can visit her girlfriend for one day, and upon returning home, she calls the same friend and they talk for three hours.

她去看她的女朋友一整天 ,結(jié)果剛剛回家便給這個女朋友打電話,她們能聊上3個小時。

小楊: It is quite simple, women love to talk on the phone.

這很簡單，女人喜歡煲電話粥 。

小李: She wants to control everything including me. She thinks she is a superwoman. But she screamed like a crazy woman just because of a cockroach.

她想要控制一切，包括我。她以為自己是女超人。但是她像個瘋女人一樣尖叫，只是因為看到了一只蟑螂。

小楊: Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.

女人討厭蟲子。當(dāng)看到一只蜘蛛或黃蜂時,即使意志力很強的女人也需要一個男人在身旁。

小李: You are so familiar with women.

你太了解女人了!

小楊: Of course, I have been struggling with them during the last 20 years from my first marriage.

當(dāng)然了，從我第一次結(jié)婚開始我已經(jīng)跟女人斗爭了20年了。

小李: I still have a long way to go.

我還有很長的路要走。