拽到讓人無言以對(duì)：英文拐彎損人神句

　　1. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.

　　如果你用一分錢買他的想法，你還能拿到找零的。

　　2. She got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching.

　　她肯定是趁救生員不備，跳進(jìn)過基因池。

　　3. During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.

　　如果進(jìn)化時(shí)他的祖先不是在控制組的話，他也許不會(huì)這么蠢。

　　4. A room temperature IQ.

　　智商簡直和室溫一樣高。

　　5. He has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

　　他有兩個(gè)大腦，一個(gè)丟了，另一個(gè)去找去了。

　　6. She found some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but she just gargled.

　　人家暢飲智慧之泉，她卻只是拿來漱了漱口。

　　7. It takes him an-hour-and-a-half to watch 60 minutes.

　　他要花一個(gè)半小時(shí)來觀察一個(gè)小時(shí)。

　　8. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

　　她給自己設(shè)定的標(biāo)準(zhǔn)實(shí)在太低了，但每次還是達(dá)不到。

　　9. If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.

　　如果他再笨點(diǎn)兒，就要一周給他澆兩次水了。(把他當(dāng)植物來看了。)