雙語(yǔ)笑話：司機(jī)的妻子

The Driver’s Wife

A man is speeding down the freeway when he’s stopped by a police car and has to pull over．“Do you realize you were doing 80 m．p．h．in a 60 m．p．h．zone，sir？”asks the policeman．“That’s impossible，sir．I never break the speed limit，”replies the driver．The driver’s wife cuts in and says，“Yes，you do，I’m always telling you to keep your speed down．”The policeman says，“I also noticed，sir，that you didn’t have your seat belt on．You put it on as I was walking over to your car．”“That is not true，sir．I always wear my seat belt，”replies the driver．“No，you don’t．I’m always telling you to put your seat belt on，”says the driver’s wife．“Damn it，woman，”the driver explodes，“Can’t you，just for once，keep that big，fat trap of yours shut？”The policeman is a bit shocked by how the driver is speaking to his wife，so he moves around to her side of the car．“Does he often speak to you like this，madam？”“Oh，no，officer，”she says，“only when he’s drunk．”

司機(jī)的妻子

一個(gè)人駕車(chē)在高速公路上急速行駛時(shí)被警車(chē)攔下，不得不把車(chē)開(kāi)到了路邊?！跋壬?，你知不知道你正在限速60英里的路段行駛，而你的車(chē)速為每小時(shí)80英里？”交警問(wèn)道?！安豢赡?，警官，我從不超速?！彼緳C(jī)答道。他的妻子插嘴說(shuō)：“不對(duì)，你超速了，我一直提醒你要減速。”交警接著說(shuō)道：“先生，我還注意到你沒(méi)系安全帶，我剛才走到你車(chē)跟前時(shí)你才系上。”“不是的，警官，我一直都系著安全帶。”司機(jī)答道?！安?，你沒(méi)系，我總是提醒你要系安全帶?！逼拮佑终f(shuō)道?！霸撍赖呐耍彼緳C(jī)咆哮道，“你能不能把你那張又大又厚的臭嘴閉上一次？”司機(jī)對(duì)妻子的說(shuō)話態(tài)度讓交警頗為震驚，于是他走到車(chē)的另一邊問(wèn)那位妻子：“夫人，他總是這樣對(duì)你說(shuō)話嗎？”“哦，不，警官，”妻子答道，“只有在他喝醉酒的時(shí)候?！?