雙語笑話：對(duì)不起

Excuse Me

There were five kindergarten classes．One of the classes had a mean teacher．Meaner than you can think of．She wanted everyone to use their manners even if they were in a kindergarten class．

One day，several kids had to use the bathroom so they shot their hands up and said，“Teacher，I need to use the bathroom！”

The teacher got mad because they asked in a rude way．So she told them to say“Excuse me．”

Then the next day a boy had to use the bathroom．So he shot his hand up and said，“Teacher，I need to use the bathroom！”The teacher said，“Excuse me！”Then the boy said，“What，do you have to use the bathroom，too？”

對(duì)不起

一個(gè)幼兒園有五個(gè)班級(jí)。其中有個(gè)班的老師很苛刻，她苛刻的程度令人難以想象。即使是幼兒園的孩子，也要求他們要絕對(duì)有禮貌。

一天，有幾個(gè)孩子想去廁所，他們舉手說：“老師，我們想去廁所！”

老師認(rèn)為孩子們太粗魯了，非常生氣。因此，她告訴孩子們要先說“對(duì)不起”。

第二天，一個(gè)男孩子想去廁所，他舉手說道：“老師，我想去廁所！”老師說：“對(duì)不起！”男孩立即說：“??？老師，你也要去廁所呀？”