雙語笑話：愚蠢的罪犯

stupid Criminals

Kentucky:

Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine，though，they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared，they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle’s license plate still attached to the bumper.

Virginia:

Two men in a pickup truck went to a new-home site to steal a refrigerator. Banging up walls，floors，etc.，they snatched a refrigerator from one of the houses，and loaded it onto the pickup. The truck promptly got stuck in the mud，so these brain surgeons decided that the refrigerator was too heavy. Banging up more walls，floors，etc.，they put the refrigerator back into the house，and returned to the pickup truck，only to realize that they locked the keys in the truck—so they abandoned it.

Location Unknown:

A man walked into a bank，put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer，the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register，which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled—leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer？Fifteen dollars.

愚蠢的罪犯

肯塔基州：

兩個(gè)男子試圖把一個(gè)取款機(jī)的前蓋打開。他們拿了一根鏈子，一頭拴在取款機(jī)上，另一頭拴在他們的小型貨車的保險(xiǎn)杠上。結(jié)果他們沒有把取款機(jī)的前蓋打開，卻把保險(xiǎn)杠從車上拉斷了。他們感到很害怕，駕車離開了現(xiàn)場，逃回了家。那根鏈子留在了取款機(jī)上，而他們的保險(xiǎn)杠還拴在鏈子上，車牌又連在保險(xiǎn)杠上。

弗吉尼亞州：

兩個(gè)男子開著一輛小貨車到一幢剛剛竣工的房子里偷冰箱。他們把墻砸開，把地板砸爛……最后終于從這幢房子里偷了一臺(tái)冰箱，并裝上了貨車。貨車很快陷進(jìn)了爛泥，這兩個(gè)自作聰明的家伙認(rèn)為冰箱太重了，于是又去砸墻，砸地板……終于把冰箱又放了回去，當(dāng)他們返回貨車的時(shí)候，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)把車鑰匙鎖在了車?yán)铮詈笾坏脳壾嚩印?

地址不詳：

一個(gè)男子走進(jìn)一家銀行，把20美元現(xiàn)金放在柜臺(tái)上，要求兌換零錢。當(dāng)營業(yè)員打開現(xiàn)金抽屜時(shí)，那個(gè)男子掏出一把手槍，要求把所有現(xiàn)金都放在柜臺(tái)上。營業(yè)員立即照辦。那個(gè)男子從營業(yè)員手中抓過現(xiàn)金，逃走了，柜臺(tái)上仍放著他的那20美元。他從抽屜里拿了多少現(xiàn)金呢？15美元。