雙語(yǔ)語(yǔ)言笑話：1000　Howard be thy name... 霍華德是你的名字

英語(yǔ)笑話

1000　Howard be thy name... 霍華德是你的名字

A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St. Peter.

“Welcome!” he says. “Because we are currently operating at 99% capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven. Therefore, you must answer my questions correctly to gain entrance.” “Okay,” says the blonde. “Here's your question: name two days of the week that begin with the letter T.” “That's easy. Today and tomorrow!” “Well, that's not the answer I was thinking of, but I'll give you another question. How many seconds are there in a year?” “That's easy. Twelve! January second, February second, March second...” “Okay, okay. I can see you misunderstood this question as well. Okay, one more chance. What's God's name?” “That's easy. Howard!” “Howard?” “You know... Our Father, which art in heaven, Howard be thy name...”

一個(gè)金發(fā)女郎死后到了珍珠門(mén)，圣彼得向她致意：“歡迎。因?yàn)槲覀儸F(xiàn)在已經(jīng)99%滿員，所以我們只能讓有限的靈魂進(jìn)天堂。你必須正確地回答我的幾個(gè)問(wèn)題才能進(jìn)來(lái)?！苯鸢l(fā)女郎說(shuō)：“行。”“這里是你的問(wèn)題：說(shuō)出一星期里哪兩天是由字母T開(kāi)始的?！薄斑@很容易，今天和明天。”“嗯，這不是我要的答案。不過(guò)我可以問(wèn)你另外一個(gè)問(wèn)題：一年有多少秒？”“這很容易，12個(gè)。一月二日，二月二日，三月二日……”“得了，得了。我看這個(gè)問(wèn)題你也理解錯(cuò)了。再給你最后一次機(jī)會(huì)：上帝的名字叫什么？”“這很容易，霍華德。”“霍華德？”“我們?cè)谔焐系母?，霍華德是你的名字（圣經(jīng)，主禱文。應(yīng)該是Hallowed be thy name愿尊你的名為圣）?！?