雙語黑色笑話：891　For safety reasons 為了安全的緣故

英語笑話

891　For safety reasons 為了安全的緣故

A sign by the elevators in the building reads “In case of fire, use stairs.” It dawned on me that I didn't know where the stairs were. If I didn't, neither would visitors. “We should post directions to the staircase near the sign,” I suggested to the security chief. “We'd rather people not use the stairs,” he said. “For safety reasons.”

大樓的電梯旁邊貼了一張條：“火警時請用樓梯。”這使我想起我不知道樓梯在哪里。如果我不知道，那么來訪者也不會知道。我對保安隊長說：“我們應該在這張條的旁邊貼一個箭頭，指示樓梯的方向?！彼f：“為了安全的緣故，我們不希望大家用樓梯?！?