雙語黑色笑話：886　My coffee was never stolen again 我的咖啡再?zèng)]有被偷

英語笑話

886　My coffee was never stolen again 我的咖啡再?zèng)]有被偷

Every morning I picked up coffee from Starbucks, and every morning that cup of coffee mysteriously disappeared from my desk. Although I never caught the bandit, I did resolve the matter. One morning, when all personnel were gathered for a staff meeting, I popped out the partial plate from my mouth and swished it around in my coffee before placing it back. My coffee was never stolen again.

每天早上我從星巴克咖啡店買一杯咖啡，每天早上這杯咖啡都從我的桌子上神秘失蹤。雖然我一直沒有抓到這個(gè)小偷，我卻解決了這個(gè)問題。有一天早上，當(dāng)所有的人都集中起來開全體會(huì)議的時(shí)候，我從嘴里吐出盤子的一個(gè)碎片，用它在我的咖啡里攪動(dòng)，然后又放回去。從此以后，我的咖啡再?zèng)]有被偷。