雙語黑色笑話：883　When do I pull the rip cord? 我什么時候拉傘繩？

英語笑話

883　When do I pull the rip cord? 我什么時候拉傘繩？

When I boarded an ancient C-119 cargo plane for a training flight, a gruff sergeant strapped me into a parachute. “What do I do with this?” I asked nervously. “If we're going down,” he said, “jump out of the plane and pull the rip cord.” “When do I pull the rip cord?” I yelled as he walked away. “Before you hit the ground,” he called back.

當(dāng)我登上一架老式的C119貨運飛機做訓(xùn)練飛行的時候，一個不友善的軍士把我綁到一個降落傘上。我緊張地問：“我用這東西干什么？”他說：“如果我們的飛機掉下去，就從飛機里跳出去，拉傘繩?！痹谒唛_的時候我喊道：“我什么時候拉傘繩？”他喊回來說：“在你撞到地面之前?！?