雙語(yǔ)黑色笑話：882　A Runaway Submarine 一艘失控的潛艇

英語(yǔ)笑話

882　A Runaway Submarine 一艘失控的潛艇

I was returning home after several months aboard a Navy submarine. My wife was so excited that she parked her car near the edge of the dock in a no-parking zone. The sub finally appeared. But it came in too fast and slammed into the end of the wharf. Fortunately, no one was injured. Unfortunately, my wife had to explain to the insurance company that her car had been damaged by a runaway submarine.

我在海軍潛艇上呆了幾個(gè)月終于要回家了。我妻子是那么興奮，以至于把車停在碼頭邊緣的不準(zhǔn)停車區(qū)。潛艇終于出現(xiàn)了。但是它開(kāi)進(jìn)來(lái)時(shí)太快，撞上了碼頭的盡頭。幸運(yùn)的是沒(méi)有人受傷。不幸的是，我妻子必須得向她的保險(xiǎn)公司解釋她的車是被一艘失控的潛艇撞壞的。