英語(yǔ)笑話 - 婚姻篇：834　40 Year Curse 40年的咒語(yǔ)

英語(yǔ)笑話

834　40 Year Curse 40年的咒語(yǔ)

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.” The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and wife.”

一個(gè)老人到巫士那里，問(wèn)他能不能解除一條伴隨他生活了40年的咒語(yǔ)。巫士說(shuō)：“或許可以。不過(guò)你得告訴我，把這條咒語(yǔ)加在你身上的時(shí)候確切的用詞。”這個(gè)老人毫不猶豫地說(shuō)：“現(xiàn)在我宣布你們?yōu)楹戏ǚ蚱??！?