英語(yǔ)笑話 - 婚姻篇：814　You say something worth $300 你說(shuō)的話值300美元

英語(yǔ)笑話

814　You say something worth $300 你說(shuō)的話值300美元

For years I tried unsuccessfully to persuade my wife to get a hearing aid. “How much do they cost?” she asked one day after I had pitched the idea to her again. “They're usually about $300,” I said. “Okay, if you say something worth $300,” she replied, “I'll get one.”

好多年來(lái)，我試圖說(shuō)服我太太配一副助聽器都沒(méi)有成功。有一天，我再一次向她提出這個(gè)想法。她問(wèn)我：“配一副助聽器要多少錢？”我說(shuō)：“通常是300美元。”她回答說(shuō)：“好，什么時(shí)候你說(shuō)的話值300美元，我就配一副?！?