英語笑話 - 老人篇：601　I need to know where I'm going 我得知道我要到哪里去

英語笑話

601　I need to know where I'm going 我得知道我要到哪里去

Father Martin is an absent-minded professor. He often filled in for sick priests at other parishes, and one Saturday he found himself on a train to a new destination, frantically searching his pockets for his ticket. “Forget about it, Father,” said the conductor, recognizing him as a regular. “I'm sure you paid for a ticket.” “I can't forget about the ticket,” Father Martin replied nervously. “I need to know where I'm going.”

馬丁神父是一個心不在焉的教授。他經(jīng)常為其他教區(qū)生病的神父當(dāng)替班。一個星期六，他在一輛通往新的目的地的火車上，發(fā)瘋似的翻他的口袋尋找火車票。列車員認出他是個常客，就說：“神父，不用找了。我肯定你已經(jīng)買了票了?！瘪R丁神父神經(jīng)緊張地回答說：“我不能不找。我得知道我要到哪里去?！?