英語笑話 - 軍營篇：540　Go to war 上戰(zhàn)場

英語笑話

540　Go to war 上戰(zhàn)場

When my Navy Medical Reserve Unit was called up for Operation Desert Storm, I was awakened by a phone call at three o'clock on a Sunday morning with the order to report for duty in four hours. After I hung up the phone, my husband groggily asked, “Who was that?” “Oh, honey,” I moaned, thinking of our 15-month-old child, “I have to go to war!” “Don't worry,” he said as he rolled over, “It's Sunday, and the traffic won't be bad.”

當我的海軍醫(yī)療預備隊被命令參加沙漠風暴行動的時候，星期天凌晨三點鐘，電話把我叫醒，命令我在四個小時之內(nèi)報到。我掛上電話，我丈夫迷迷糊糊地問我是誰來的電話。我想著剛滿15個月的孩子，抱怨地說：“親愛的，我不得不上戰(zhàn)場了?！彼贿叿恚贿呎f：“別擔心。今天是星期天，路上沒什么車?！?