雙語醫(yī)患笑話：387　The Cost of a Smile 微笑的代價

英語笑話

387　The Cost of a Smile 微笑的代價

After a long-overdue checkup, my dentist sat down with me to go over all the work I would need on my mouth. Her total estimate was $9,200. I gasped, “For that kind of money, I could get a tummy tuck and silicone implants.” “But what about your smile?” she asked. “If I had all that done,” I told her, “I guarantee no one would be looking at my teeth.”

我拖了很久才去做牙齒的常規(guī)檢查。做完之后我的牙醫(yī)和我一起坐下來數(shù)我的嘴里需要做哪些修補。她的估價是九千兩百美金。我氣呼呼地說：“花這些錢都夠做整腹和隆胸手術(shù)了?！彼龁栁遥骸暗悄悴灰每吹奈⑿α藛?？”我告訴她說：“如果我把那幾樣都做了，我保證沒有人會看我的牙齒?！?